Trouble on the High Seas - earlog-camelot

MysteryBot BOT 16-Jun-21 06:03 PM

-----Phase 1----- CAMELOT You’re outside the ancient castle of King Arthur and his Knights of the Round Table! Or is it only a model? Either way, this legendary fortress has been set up as the hub of the Interdimensional Wizarding Expo. A stage has been built for the magic talent show, where each invitee can demonstrate their magic in full view of others. Aside from the imposing castle, there’s an antique-looking wooden shed off to the side. Four portals lead to the other main areas: the QUIDDITCH PITCH, the WHITE TOWER, the LIBRARY, and the APARTMENT.

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Beatrice [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 16-Jun-21 06:06 PM

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How wonderful! A festival! This will be a great way to cure my boredom!

Merlin [girlthulhu] BOT 16-Jun-21 06:08 PM

Ah, so you are all just arriving...

Welp

Welcome to the Interdimensional Wizarding Expo!

You're all going to have a fantastic time! Except for the ones of you that don't.

I didn't like those ones anyway.

Sorcerer Mickey [suds] BOT 16-Jun-21 06:16 PM

This is no Disney land but it's close enough

King Harkinian 16-Jun-21 06:18 PM

Lmao

he doesn't even know we were thinking of making the hub Disney World instead of Camelot

Daffy Duck the Wizard [KnightSpecter] BOT 16-Jun-21 06:42 PM

Finally, a place to show off my ultimate powers, and expand my wizarding business.

Beatrice [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 16-Jun-21 06:44 PM

...are you a familiar?

Never seen a wizard duck before

Daffy Duck the Wizard [KnightSpecter] BOT 16-Jun-21 06:46 PM

Oh? You haven't heard of me?

I am Daffy Duck, the Wizard.

Allow me to give you a business card of mine

Beatrice [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 16-Jun-21 07:07 PM

erm, alrigt

Merlin [girlthulhu] BOT 16-Jun-21 07:09 PM

Oh, you've already given me one, thanks

Daffy Duck the Wizard [KnightSpecter] BOT 16-Jun-21 09:08 PM

So what sort of sorcerers are you guys?

I see the giant rat at least has a magic hat.

Beatrice [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 16-Jun-21 10:26 PM

..my god you're right, you're both animals!

Actually, I recognize you, I think...is that Mickey Mouse?

This is some festival

I'm an Endless witch!

Daffy Duck the Wizard [KnightSpecter] BOT 16-Jun-21 10:32 PM

And what's that supposed to mean

Beatrice [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 16-Jun-21 10:33 PM

It means I'm very powerful

hmmm...we have a talent show here...

@Vriska Serket ! Hello! Are you working here at the festival?

Merlin [girlthulhu] BOT 16-Jun-21 10:36 PM

that I am! I was one of the organisers for the whole thing, you see

Beatrice [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 16-Jun-21 10:37 PM

So what can one do with themselves here?

I'm looking forward to all the fun I can possibly have!

Merlin [girlthulhu] BOT 16-Jun-21 10:37 PM

the main attraction for the most part is the talent show. I've stuck around here for most of the expo, seen some wonderful magic!

Beatrice [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 16-Jun-21 10:37 PM

are you the primary judge?

Merlin [girlthulhu] BOT 16-Jun-21 10:38 PM

there are three alongside me, but they've just been roaming the place for most of the expo

Beatrice [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 16-Jun-21 10:39 PM

I see...I hear that judging will happen every other phase

do they always have view of this place?

Merlin [girlthulhu] BOT 16-Jun-21 10:45 PM

everyone will see all the talent shows!

the wondrous magic of this place will make it visible to all

Beatrice [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 16-Jun-21 10:47 PM

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/854768181385494628/854839546402308146/208.png

Oh really?

So will this area be viewable by everyone next phase?

How marvelous!

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/854768181385494628/854839809017380874/255.png

Hmmm...if that's the case, I might have an idea

Merlin [girlthulhu] BOT 16-Jun-21 10:48 PM

not quite, my dear

Beatrice [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 16-Jun-21 10:48 PM

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/854768181385494628/854839913539305472/496.png

Hoh?

Merlin [girlthulhu] BOT 16-Jun-21 10:48 PM

specifically, the magic you put on display will be viewed by all

the place itself is just a stage, and is not broadcast

Beatrice [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 16-Jun-21 10:49 PM

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well shucks

Daffy Duck the Wizard [KnightSpecter] BOT 16-Jun-21 10:51 PM

Ha, not so powerful now Miss Endless

Beatrice [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 16-Jun-21 10:51 PM

I suppose I'll have to find a rival the old fashioned way

I'd have you pay for that dearly if this were my gameboard!

Merlin [girlthulhu] BOT 16-Jun-21 10:52 PM

you always were a feisty one...

Beatrice [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 16-Jun-21 10:52 PM

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/854768181385494628/854840961241972747/496.png

...do you know who I am?

I knew the Great Meriln was wise, but I'm a rather niche when it comes to Wizards

Merlin [girlthulhu] BOT 16-Jun-21 10:54 PM

I had never heard of you before the expo, no

but you will make quite the splash here

Beatrice [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 16-Jun-21 10:55 PM

Hmmm? Do you have a vision of the future? https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/854768181385494628/854841556884389928/496.png

Forgive me for not remembering your powers, it's been a while since I've studied your folklore

Merlin [girlthulhu] BOT 16-Jun-21 10:56 PM

I cannot see into the future, no

Beatrice [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 16-Jun-21 11:02 PM

Hoh, well I suppose I'll take your word for it then

That's right, I forgot what I was going to ask you

What else is here besides the talent show?

Merlin [girlthulhu] BOT 16-Jun-21 11:05 PM

we have a library filled with anything you could possibly need to know

there's a pitch for some magical sport, if that's your thing

there are a couple of residences - a governmental tower, and some guys apartment

Daffy Duck the Wizard [KnightSpecter] BOT 16-Jun-21 11:25 PM

Sports are lame; I'm headed to the library.

Sorcerer Mickey [suds] BOT 16-Jun-21 11:45 PM

Hmmmmmm this expo seems to be missing something

Oh I know I don't see any merchandise anywhere how are you supposed to make any money this way

I mean uh forget about what I said about money I'm mickey mouse everyone's favorite strickly pg mouse

Daffy Duck the Wizard [KnightSpecter] BOT 17-Jun-21 01:37 AM

In it for the money, eh?

For shame! For shame!

A wizard ought to be in it for the love of the quest!

Anyway, let me give you one of my business cards.

The Librarian [Dirty Spaceman] BOT 17-Jun-21 05:59 PM

LOCK

The Librarian [Dirty Spaceman] BOT 17-Jun-21 06:08 PM

Beatrice and Mickey both head over to the shed, and peer inside. Beatrice narrows her eyes, trying to carefully examine the contents.

Satisfied, they both head back.

Merlin stands on the stage and bows gracefully.

He had a great time at the Expo, and he hopes to meet some of you again in the past!

Daffy Duck takes out two of his wizard business cards.

He holds one in each hand, palms upturned. He furrows his brow in concentration -

And exclaims, "Card, levitate!"

Then he moves his hands out with the cards on them, handing them to Beatrice and Mickey.

Beatrice takes one, albeit with a disinterested look on her face.

Mickey wasn't watching, and so he doesn't take one.

MysteryBot BOT 17-Jun-21 06:33 PM

Daffy Duck moved to: library

Beatrice moved to: library

Mickey Mouse moved to: library

-----Phase 2----- CAMELOT You’re outside the ancient castle of King Arthur and his Knights of the Round Table! Or is it only a model? Either way, this legendary fortress has been set up as the hub of the Interdimensional Wizarding Expo. A stage has been built for the magic talent show, where each invitee can demonstrate their magic in full view of others. Aside from the imposing castle, there’s an antique-looking wooden shed off to the side. Four portals lead to the other main areas: the QUIDDITCH PITCH, the WHITE TOWER, the LIBRARY, and the APARTMENT.

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@Claus -- HEALTH: 3 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/855138137617596467/855138139462434876/hearts_3.00.png

Merlin stayed here.

@Himiko -- HEALTH: 3 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/855138137617596467/855138141988323348/hearts_3.00.png

@Pirated Terraria -- HEALTH: 3 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/855138137617596467/855138142536728626/hearts_3.00.png

@Molly -- HEALTH: 3 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/855138137617596467/855138166225895444/hearts_3.00.png

@Byakuren Hijiri -- HEALTH: 3 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/855138137617596467/855138167299506206/hearts_3.00.png

@Vriska Serket -- HEALTH: 3 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/855138137617596467/855138168025120769/hearts_3.00.png

Masked Man [Cathode] BOT 17-Jun-21 06:34 PM

Disappointed, the Masked Man continues onwards to the Talent Show grounds.

Merlin [girlthulhu] BOT 17-Jun-21 06:35 PM

You are all here for the final talent show, yes?

Well, your first

Ciel [ZelRaat] BOT 17-Jun-21 06:35 PM

Oh, don't mind me. I'm just here to spectate.

Masked Man [Cathode] BOT 17-Jun-21 06:35 PM

Again, he uses PK Telepathy to communicate with those around him.

(...Might just be passing through.)

(Could show something... more impressive later.)

(Need more gear.)

Wizard Terraria [404] BOT 17-Jun-21 06:39 PM

Oh ho, Are you in the market for some items lad? Perhaps I have just what you need.

Masked Man [Cathode] BOT 17-Jun-21 06:39 PM

(...do you have anything made of metal?)

Ciel [ZelRaat] BOT 17-Jun-21 06:40 PM

Geez, the least you could do is ask for permission before getting into someone's mind @Claus. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/855138137617596467/855139906514976798/CEL_T10A.png

Masked Man [Cathode] BOT 17-Jun-21 06:41 PM

The Masked Man quiets for a moment, before retorting.

(Hmph... I've never had to ask for permission before.)

Wizard Terraria [404] BOT 17-Jun-21 06:42 PM

Hmm... I seem to have some metal bells and harps in stock. Would that work for you?

Masked Man [Cathode] BOT 17-Jun-21 06:42 PM

That seems to pique his interest.

(Bells...? How much do they cost?)

Wizard Terraria [404] BOT 17-Jun-21 06:43 PM

Aha! Another customer! Let me find my catalogue...

Ah, Here it is. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/855138137617596467/855140940536873010/image0.png

Ciel [ZelRaat] BOT 17-Jun-21 06:44 PM

I'm curious what a wizard-merchant would have in stock, especially in a strange remote place like this one...

Masked Man [Cathode] BOT 17-Jun-21 06:45 PM

(Interesting...)

The Masked Man ponders for a moment.

(What is the translation rate from Gold Coins to USD?)

(Or do you take alternative currency?)

Wizard Terraria [404] BOT 17-Jun-21 06:46 PM

5 US to 1 gold coin. I accept all currencies! (I’ll be back in a bit I have to do somethin)

Masked Man [Cathode] BOT 17-Jun-21 06:47 PM

[got it!]

(Well... I believe we may have a deal.)

(I would like to take 2 metal bells, if you would not mind.)

Ciel [ZelRaat] BOT 17-Jun-21 06:49 PM

What about silver coins, then?

Masked Man [Cathode] BOT 17-Jun-21 06:49 PM

(I'll pay my fair share.)

Himiko [Snowva] BOT 17-Jun-21 06:53 PM

Nyeh... money calculation... math makes me sleepy...

Wizard Terraria [404] BOT 17-Jun-21 07:53 PM

100 silver coins are equal to 1 gold coin.

My apologies lad, but I can only sell one item per phase. Not as young as I used to be I suppose.

Masked Man [Cathode] BOT 17-Jun-21 08:16 PM

(Ah. Then I will only take one bell.)

Himiko [Snowva] BOT 18-Jun-21 03:21 PM

Is anyone gonna do anything here?

Like... performances...

Masked Man [Cathode] BOT 18-Jun-21 03:25 PM

(Not me.)

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 18-Jun-21 03:25 PM

I'm not participating in something as ridiculous as a "magical talent show"!

Himiko [Snowva] BOT 18-Jun-21 03:44 PM

I wanna have a magic show but I have to build up my mana...

Ciel [ZelRaat] BOT 18-Jun-21 05:28 PM

But don't you want to prove magic isn't, Battler-kun? Winning a magic contest without using any magic seems like the perfect way to do just that!

The Librarian [Dirty Spaceman] BOT 18-Jun-21 05:59 PM

LOCK

Elaida [ThePopStarDude/Janne Sala] BOT 18-Jun-21 06:03 PM

The Masked Man and Wizard approach each other.

They do some kind of a transaction together, exchanging money and a bell.

After that the Masked Man, Himiko, Battler, and Ciel all try to go inside the wooden shed.

The Masked Man pulls the short end of the stick, and can't fit in while the others enter.

Elaida [ThePopStarDude/Janne Sala] BOT 18-Jun-21 06:14 PM

The rest walk back out, Ciel with a rather heavy-looking broadsword on her.

Elaida [ThePopStarDude/Janne Sala] BOT 18-Jun-21 06:33 PM

Merlin throws out some magical light as the talent show begins.

MysteryBot BOT 18-Jun-21 07:04 PM

Masked Man moved to: tower

Battler moved to: apartment

Himiko stayed here.

Merlin moved to: apartment

Ciel moved to: apartment

-----Phase 3----- CAMELOT You’re outside the ancient castle of King Arthur and his Knights of the Round Table! Or is it only a model? Either way, this legendary fortress has been set up as the hub of the Interdimensional Wizarding Expo. A stage has been built for the magic talent show, where each invitee can demonstrate their magic in full view of others. Aside from the imposing castle, there’s an antique-looking wooden shed off to the side. Four portals lead to the other main areas: the QUIDDITCH PITCH, the WHITE TOWER, the LIBRARY, and the APARTMENT.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/851159588358062120/854727177845211136/camelotstage.png

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Wizard stayed here.

Melia has: earthorb CLOTHING it's a rust-colored magical orb, circling around Melia. @May -- HEALTH: 3 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/855508336086745109/855508465174315038/hearts_3.00.png

@Himiko -- HEALTH: 3 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/855508336086745109/855508465807917076/hearts_3.00.png

@Pirated Terraria -- HEALTH: 3 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/855508336086745109/855508466599591936/hearts_3.00.png

InstallShield Wizard has: broom BIG A fairly worn-down old Cleansweep Seven wizard's broomstick. It doesn't seem to be working. @Quagsipwerb -- HEALTH: 3 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/855508336086745109/855508467388252190/hearts_3.00.png

@The Dodo -- HEALTH: 3 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/855508336086745109/855508468026834944/hearts_3.00.png

InstallShield Wizard [Superb] BOT 18-Jun-21 07:07 PM

An error (-5006 : 0x80070005) has occurred while running the setup. Please make sure you have finished any previous setup and closed other applications. If the error still occurs, please contact our customer support.

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 18-Jun-21 07:07 PM

Hehe, hello Mr. Wizard Terraria. You did your best out there!

...Even if it wasn't very good...

Himiko [Snowva] BOT 18-Jun-21 07:08 PM

Wow... your broomstick looks cool... @Quagsipwerb

InstallShield Wizard [Superb] BOT 18-Jun-21 07:09 PM

Welcome to the InstallShield Wizard for Compatibility Scan

Himiko [Snowva] BOT 18-Jun-21 07:09 PM

Nyeh... you talk weird...

Wizard Terraria [404] BOT 18-Jun-21 07:10 PM

Hah! Oh well, at least I should have some new customers.

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 18-Jun-21 07:10 PM

(OH MY GOD SOMEONE DID HIMIKO

(DEATH AND DESPAIR)

(WORST GIRL)

InstallShield Wizard [Superb] BOT 18-Jun-21 07:10 PM

(Himiko deez nuts in you mouf ngl)

Elaida [ThePopStarDude/Janne Sala] BOT 18-Jun-21 07:11 PM

(+2)

Himiko [Snowva] BOT 18-Jun-21 07:11 PM

... does anyone know where I can find some small stuff?

...like objects?

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 18-Jun-21 07:11 PM

(shut up -2)

Wizard Terraria [404] BOT 18-Jun-21 07:13 PM

You could buy some, but I did not appreciate you trying to pull a fast one on me last time little lady!

Himiko [Snowva] BOT 18-Jun-21 07:15 PM

I didn't mean to... I was reeeeal tired and did my math wrong...

InstallShield Wizard [Superb] BOT 18-Jun-21 07:15 PM

The InstallShield Wizard can install the following programs: - Nimbus 5000 Next-Gen Flight Program - Universal Healthcare - Dewey Decimal System

Wizard Terraria [404] BOT 18-Jun-21 07:16 PM

Oh you kids and your technology gadgets...

Well it all worked out in the end so I suppose I will let it slide this time.

Himiko [Snowva] BOT 18-Jun-21 07:17 PM

Thanks...

InstallShield Wizard [Superb] BOT 18-Jun-21 07:23 PM

Choose which program features you want installed and where they will be installed. Recommended for advanced users.

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 18-Jun-21 07:24 PM

Wooah! A computer!

I've never seen one 'a those before

Himiko [Snowva] BOT 18-Jun-21 07:25 PM

I-I don't get those things.

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 18-Jun-21 07:32 PM

uhm, lemme see. Install... Universal Healthcare! Healthcare would be really nice, thank you!

InstallShield Wizard [Superb] BOT 18-Jun-21 07:33 PM

The InstallShield Wizard will install Universal Healthcare on you. To continue, click Next.

Himiko [Snowva] BOT 18-Jun-21 07:46 PM

Can this thing... i-install features on people!?

InstallShield Wizard [Superb] BOT 18-Jun-21 08:13 PM

The InstallShield Wizard can install the following programs: - Nimbus 5000 Next-Gen Flight Program - Universal Healthcare - Dewey Decimal System

Himiko [Snowva] BOT 18-Jun-21 08:22 PM

What does the neo flight program thingy do?

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 18-Jun-21 08:56 PM

eeeeh? n-next?

InstallShield Wizard [Superb] BOT 18-Jun-21 08:57 PM

Please wait while the InstallShield Wizard installs Universal Healthcare. This may take several minutes.

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 19-Jun-21 12:57 AM

ermm, ok. Thank you, mister installer.

Melia Antiqua [TehFriedWaffles] BOT 19-Jun-21 02:04 AM

@Monkey Buccaneer hey pal

Yu Narukami [Maack] BOT 19-Jun-21 02:07 AM

(apologies)

Hey Melia?

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 19-Jun-21 02:22 AM

Ohh! Hi, Yu! I hope you didn't mind me tagging along!

Yu Narukami [Maack] BOT 19-Jun-21 02:58 AM

That's fine!

You need my help?

Melia Antiqua [TehFriedWaffles] BOT 19-Jun-21 03:41 AM

Yeah, is there something we can do in the meantime while wait for the show to start up again

and if ellen could power up narukami somehow

have to make this spectacular

Yu Narukami [Maack] BOT 19-Jun-21 03:45 AM

In the meantime, lemme get to know Ellen.

Hey Ellen, how are you?

Where you from?

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 19-Jun-21 03:52 AM

Erm, I'm doing good, for now. I think there's something I really need to do soon, though.

I'm from... well, my family's not really well-off. I'm not quite sure how time works here, but you guys are definitely way ahead of where I'm from.

It's odd, but I somehow don't feel out of place.

Do you get that feeling?

Wizard Terraria [404] BOT 19-Jun-21 04:00 AM

You should feel out of place, you don’t have a pointy Wizard hat!

Consider purchasing one from me for 3 Gold coins! That goes to everyone here, except for Himiko of course.

Yu Narukami [Maack] BOT 19-Jun-21 04:04 AM

I don't have any money.

I'd love buy some, pal!

Buy some though*

Wizard Terraria [404] BOT 19-Jun-21 04:06 AM

I’d love sell some, pal!

Melia Antiqua [TehFriedWaffles] BOT 19-Jun-21 04:07 AM

i have no gold coins

Wizard Terraria [404] BOT 19-Jun-21 04:07 AM

I accept all currencies, but unfortunately I won’t be giving anything away for free.

I know the exchange rates like the the inside of my hat, so feel free to ask!

While I’m already advertising, I might as well show you all what I have in stock. Just remember I can only sell one item per phase! https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/855508336086745109/855646383294251048/image0.png

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 19-Jun-21 04:17 AM

Ohh. Sorry. I don't think I have the money to buy one, though...

Yu Narukami [Maack] BOT 19-Jun-21 04:21 AM

How much will holy water go for?

Wizard Terraria [404] BOT 19-Jun-21 04:22 AM

You want to sell some to me?

Yu Narukami [Maack] BOT 19-Jun-21 04:29 AM

I'm wondering for how muhc it'll go for.

Wizard Terraria [404] BOT 19-Jun-21 04:36 AM

From where I’m from, 1 holy water sells for 40 copper coins.

Yu Narukami [Maack] BOT 19-Jun-21 04:55 AM

...So not that valuable

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 19-Jun-21 04:19 PM

Hey, that's a lot!

...Well, that's more than I have...

Yu Narukami [Maack] BOT 19-Jun-21 04:53 PM

Hey, fair enough!

Hey, before you were saying you don't fit in?

Personally, I think you fit in perfectly!

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 19-Jun-21 05:34 PM

You do? Thank you!

Elaida [ThePopStarDude/Janne Sala] BOT 19-Jun-21 06:20 PM

LOCK

The Librarian [Dirty Spaceman] BOT 19-Jun-21 09:36 PM

Himiko enters the shed and leans over. When she exits she looks very satisfied with herself!

Melia stands where she is and concentrates hard - eventually a yellowish orb appears and joins the rust-coloured one circling her!

The Librarian [Dirty Spaceman] BOT 19-Jun-21 09:59 PM

Yu looks in the shed next, and comes out with a shrug.

The Librarian [Dirty Spaceman] BOT 19-Jun-21 10:07 PM

The Wizard sees that no one is coming to buy from him this phase, so he produces a spell tome for himself. Cool!

Ellen stands near the portals, concentrating. But it doesn't look like anything happened.

The InstallShield Wizard approaches Ellen.

It says, "Please wait while the InstallShield Wizard installs Universal Health-Health-He-He-H-H-H---------------------------------

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXSJNBGUH_o

xxxmän360

Blue Screen Of Death Sound

Fatal error 3F at instruction 0x000B1A93: Unknown hardware detected! Please install into compatible hardware.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nQ2oiVqKHw

Ballyweg

Microsoft Windows XP Startup Sound

The InstallShield Wizard rebooted, but took 0.5 hearts of damage from the error.

MysteryBot BOT 19-Jun-21 10:34 PM

Himiko moved to: library

Wizard stayed here.

Melia stayed here.

Yu Narukami stayed here.

Ellen stayed here.

-----Phase 4----- CAMELOT You’re outside the ancient castle of King Arthur and his Knights of the Round Table! Or is it only a model? Either way, this legendary fortress has been set up as the hub of the Interdimensional Wizarding Expo. A stage has been built for the magic talent show, where each invitee can demonstrate their magic in full view of others. Aside from the imposing castle, there’s an antique-looking wooden shed off to the side. Four portals lead to the other main areas: the QUIDDITCH PITCH, the WHITE TOWER, the LIBRARY, and the APARTMENT.

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@Monkey Buccaneer -- HEALTH: 3 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/855923504116269076/855923511336108033/hearts_3.00.png

Melia has: boltorb CLOTHING It's a yellowish magical orb, circling around Melia. Melia has: earthorb CLOTHING it's a rust-colored magical orb, circling around Melia. @May -- HEALTH: 3 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/855923504116269076/855923511994744832/hearts_3.00.png

@Pirated Terraria -- HEALTH: 3 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/855923504116269076/855923512753520690/hearts_3.00.png

InstallShield Wizard stayed here.

InstallShield Wizard has: broom BIG A fairly worn-down old Cleansweep Seven wizard's broomstick. It doesn't seem to be working. @Quagsipwerb -- HEALTH: 2.5 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/855923504116269076/855923540607631360/hearts_2.50.png

@The Dodo -- HEALTH: 3 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/855923504116269076/855923541407957022/hearts_3.00.png

@Vriska Serket -- HEALTH: 3 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/855923504116269076/855923542088876092/hearts_3.00.png

Draco Malfoy has: nimbus5000 BIG A brand-new, next-generation Nimbus 5000 broomstick. It doesn't seem to be working at the moment. @Minamitsu Murasa -- HEALTH: 3 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/855923504116269076/855923542838476800/hearts_3.00.png

@D. B. Cooper -- HEALTH: 3 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/855923504116269076/855923543530274816/hearts_3.00.png

@Molly -- HEALTH: 3 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/855923504116269076/855923578153992212/hearts_3.00.png

Ciel has: longsword BIG It's a heavy iron longsword. It takes two hands to use this and is a bit unwieldy. It has a 60% chance to hit someone for 1.5 hearts of damage. @Byakuren Hijiri -- HEALTH: 3 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/855923504116269076/855923579120254976/hearts_3.00.png

Melia Antiqua [TehFriedWaffles] BOT 19-Jun-21 10:36 PM

Hello, are we ready ellen and yu?

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 19-Jun-21 10:37 PM

Ermm... I suppose so. What do you want me to do?

Melia Antiqua [TehFriedWaffles] BOT 19-Jun-21 10:38 PM

is there anyway for you to power up yu?

InstallShield Wizard [Superb] BOT 19-Jun-21 10:39 PM

(I'm going to break something I swear to God)

Melia Antiqua [TehFriedWaffles] BOT 19-Jun-21 10:39 PM

(LOL)

If not, just attack me once i use my magic

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 19-Jun-21 10:42 PM

Uhm, I'm not really sure.

I... Do have an idea for a talent I could show off, though!

I'd need yu to help for it to work, though.

Melia Antiqua [TehFriedWaffles] BOT 19-Jun-21 10:44 PM

ive already go yu helping me right now

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 19-Jun-21 10:46 PM

I think he'll be able to do both! It'll only take a moment for him to help me.

Yu Narukami [Maack] BOT 19-Jun-21 10:55 PM

Yeah, I'll be good!

Just let me know what you're going to do

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 19-Jun-21 10:58 PM

T-thank you!

Draco Malfoy [Pablo Smith] BOT 19-Jun-21 10:58 PM

Quite a lot of people here

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 19-Jun-21 10:58 PM

Yes, definitely.

More than I would prefer...

Draco Malfoy [Pablo Smith] BOT 19-Jun-21 10:59 PM

I suppose I should welcome those of you I haven't seen before to the convention on behalf of Hogwarts

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 19-Jun-21 11:01 PM

Hogwarts? Haha, what a silly name!

Draco Malfoy [Pablo Smith] BOT 19-Jun-21 11:02 PM

Agreed

This convention is starting to bore me to death

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 19-Jun-21 11:07 PM

Boring? No way! I've met so many nice people here!

Melia Antiqua [TehFriedWaffles] BOT 19-Jun-21 11:07 PM

we have to make this show exciting

i have an idea

i need everyone here to attack me

on stage of course

Draco Malfoy [Pablo Smith] BOT 19-Jun-21 11:09 PM

Well now

That's an interesting act

Melia Antiqua [TehFriedWaffles] BOT 19-Jun-21 11:09 PM

as crazy as that sounds

Draco Malfoy [Pablo Smith] BOT 19-Jun-21 11:09 PM

Defense magic is often over looked so I'd be interested in judging it

Melia Antiqua [TehFriedWaffles] BOT 19-Jun-21 11:10 PM

if everyone is willing to contribute to this act

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 19-Jun-21 11:11 PM

I'm not sure I'll be participating. It sounds scary. And dangerous.

Melia Antiqua [TehFriedWaffles] BOT 19-Jun-21 11:11 PM

that is what makes it exciting

Draco Malfoy [Pablo Smith] BOT 19-Jun-21 11:11 PM

I expect nothing but the best

Do not disappoint me

InstallShield Wizard [Superb] BOT 19-Jun-21 11:13 PM

W- Welcome- Welcome to the- Welcome to the- In-in-in-in

Draco Malfoy [Pablo Smith] BOT 19-Jun-21 11:13 PM

Having trouble there?

Ciel [ZelRaat] BOT 19-Jun-21 11:15 PM

Really, I do wonder what qualifies as "impressive" magic to the likes of you.

Draco Malfoy [Pablo Smith] BOT 19-Jun-21 11:15 PM

Me?

I suppose anything that shows the users skill would be impressive enough

The last performance was a bloody mess

Ciel [ZelRaat] BOT 19-Jun-21 11:18 PM

Really? I was there, and no performance happened. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/855923504116269076/855934485945516033/CEL_T12.png

Heck, you weren't even even there, as this is the first time we've met.

Draco Malfoy [Pablo Smith] BOT 19-Jun-21 11:19 PM

Excuse me?

I'm talking about the talent show

I believe everyone was able to see it publicly

Ciel [ZelRaat] BOT 19-Jun-21 11:19 PM

Is that not where it's supposed to happen?

Melia Antiqua [TehFriedWaffles] BOT 19-Jun-21 11:23 PM

yes, this is where it is suppose to happen

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 19-Jun-21 11:25 PM

O-oh, hello! If you'd like, you could try to install that university healthcare-y thingy again! That could impress the judges, right?

InstallShield Wizard [Superb] BOT 19-Jun-21 11:25 PM

W-

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/855923504116269076/855936479461244938/Windows_9x_Blue_Screen_of_Death_recreated_in_Fixedsys.png

Draco Malfoy [Pablo Smith] BOT 19-Jun-21 11:26 PM

This is what you get for running Windows

I've never had this sort of misfortune because I run Linux

InstallShield Wizard [Superb] BOT 19-Jun-21 11:27 PM

(Linux deez nuts ngl)

Melia Antiqua [TehFriedWaffles] BOT 19-Jun-21 11:27 PM

Windows?

Draco Malfoy [Pablo Smith] BOT 19-Jun-21 11:28 PM

Windows.

Melia Antiqua [TehFriedWaffles] BOT 19-Jun-21 11:28 PM

those are what you see through?

Draco Malfoy [Pablo Smith] BOT 19-Jun-21 11:29 PM

To you maybe

But for many others it is also an OS

Albeit a terrible one

Yu Narukami [Maack] BOT 19-Jun-21 11:30 PM

I can make it you take less damage, would you rather have me do that?

Draco Malfoy [Pablo Smith] BOT 19-Jun-21 11:30 PM

Just as Linux is superior to Windows, Apex Legends is superior to Fortnite

Melia Antiqua [TehFriedWaffles] BOT 19-Jun-21 11:30 PM

i can resist it fully

Yu Narukami [Maack] BOT 19-Jun-21 11:31 PM

Uh, if you insist.

Melia Antiqua [TehFriedWaffles] BOT 19-Jun-21 11:31 PM

if everyone could attack me

just after i use my magic of course

just to make sure i don't actually die

Wizard Terraria [404] BOT 19-Jun-21 11:33 PM

Are you planning to work together for the talent show?

Melia Antiqua [TehFriedWaffles] BOT 19-Jun-21 11:34 PM

that is the goal, yes

Wizard Terraria [404] BOT 19-Jun-21 11:37 PM

Wonderful! I hadn’t considered working together.

Perhaps I could join in as well. I have experience on this stage after all.

Melia Antiqua [TehFriedWaffles] BOT 19-Jun-21 11:52 PM

if anyone else is willing to join in my show

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 19-Jun-21 11:56 PM

Hey Yu. You said you'd help with my spell, right?

Is there anything I could do in return?

well, I guess I should tell you what the spell does fires.

Ciel [ZelRaat] BOT 20-Jun-21 12:16 AM

@Minamitsu Murasa You're a judge here, yes?

InstallShield Wizard [Superb] BOT 20-Jun-21 12:17 AM

https://tenor.com/view/glitch-static-distorted-gif-14284716

Ciel [ZelRaat] BOT 20-Jun-21 12:18 AM

Shush, software. Can't you see I'm in the middle of a conversation? https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/855923504116269076/855949600443334656/CEL_T04.png

InstallShield Wizard [Superb] BOT 20-Jun-21 12:18 AM

W-

Welcome t-

Wel-

Ciel [ZelRaat] BOT 20-Jun-21 12:19 AM

Oh, did they hurt you DN.exe file?

... Nevermind. It's not like me to make jokes like that. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/855923504116269076/855949985212530698/CEL_T08.png

Draco Malfoy [Pablo Smith] BOT 20-Jun-21 12:19 AM

Yeah I'm a judge

Ciel [ZelRaat] BOT 20-Jun-21 12:22 AM

Senpai, would you happen to know if the sun will set before the end of the talent show?

Draco Malfoy [Pablo Smith] BOT 20-Jun-21 12:33 AM

It wouldn't

The time of day will remain the same in all areas

Ciel [ZelRaat] BOT 20-Jun-21 12:35 AM

... And it is day right now.

Well, thank you for the help senpai.

Wizard Terraria [404] BOT 20-Jun-21 01:24 AM

...DN? What in the world does that mean? You kiddos and your computer machines.

Would anyone be interested in buying any items? I have tomes, mana potions and more! Inquire further if you feel inclined.

Draco Malfoy [Pablo Smith] BOT 20-Jun-21 01:28 AM

Instead of DN.exe you should use L1GMA.elf

Wizard Terraria [404] BOT 20-Jun-21 01:29 AM

Now you’re just spouting nonsense!

Draco Malfoy [Pablo Smith] BOT 20-Jun-21 01:30 AM

Linux is not nonsense it is the future

Wizard Terraria [404] BOT 20-Jun-21 01:37 AM

who is linux

Daffy Duck the Wizard [KnightSpecter] BOT 20-Jun-21 01:52 AM

What kind of a name is "linux"?

Wizard Terraria [404] BOT 20-Jun-21 01:55 AM

They must be a powerful sorcerer! I’ve heard nothing of this kind of magic.

Maybe they could teach me a thing or two about the computer... some Linux Tech Tips even.

Elaida [ThePopStarDude/Janne Sala] BOT 20-Jun-21 01:58 AM

Linus Benedict Torvalds (/ˈliːnəs ˈtɔːrvɔːldz/ LEE-nəs TOR-vawldz,[3] Finland Swedish: [ˈliːnʉs ˈtuːrvɑlds] (listen); born 28 December 1969) is a Finnish-American software engineer who is the creator and, historically, the main developer of the Linux kernel, used by Linux distributions and other operating systems such as Android. He also created the distributed revision control system Git and the scuba dive logging and planning software Subsurface.

Draco Malfoy [Pablo Smith] BOT 20-Jun-21 01:59 AM

That seems correct, Linux is the future and is superior to Windows

However not even Linux can fix my Nimbus 5000

Melia Antiqua [TehFriedWaffles] BOT 20-Jun-21 01:59 AM

Linux? i think i have heard that name passing by me when walking around the city

Daffy Duck the Wizard [KnightSpecter] BOT 20-Jun-21 02:36 AM

Man, a lot of people here,

I can finally accomplish what I set out to do!

Pass out my wizarding business cards!

Then I can move onto my next quest of winning this competition

I think I have just enough for everyone here actually

Merlin [girlthulhu] BOT 20-Jun-21 10:04 AM

I'm from the future - I'm afraid MacOS ends up supreme...

Yu Narukami [Maack] BOT 20-Jun-21 01:41 PM

What does the spell do?

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 20-Jun-21 02:21 PM

It... Lets us swap bodies! Isn't that sooo cool?

I'll cast the spell after you do your attack thingy so it won't be interrupting you.

Only if you want to, though. I'd hate be forceful.

Hehe, though I guess I that's a given since I need your consent to switch!

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 20-Jun-21 02:45 PM

@Monkey Buccaneer all you need to do is mention that you consent to me casting the spell in your action, in fact!

Ciel [ZelRaat] BOT 20-Jun-21 03:08 PM

... Really? But isn't keeping a soul intact outside of a body extremely difficult?

Yu Narukami [Maack] BOT 20-Jun-21 03:09 PM

Switching bodies?

HUH

would there be any way to switch back after?

Melia Antiqua [TehFriedWaffles] BOT 20-Jun-21 03:25 PM

ill have to ask for you to hold off on that for now

Ciel [ZelRaat] BOT 20-Jun-21 03:53 PM

@Molly-san, don't forget about the items.

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 20-Jun-21 03:55 PM

I won't

Draco Malfoy [Pablo Smith] BOT 20-Jun-21 03:56 PM

Oh that reminds me I think Beatrice was looking for you Battler

She's at the Tower right now

Ciel [ZelRaat] BOT 20-Jun-21 04:29 PM

@The Dodo Sorry if my worry isn't warranted, but you've implied before that you are fairly young, Ellen...

Exchanging bodies with someone implies there would be a window of time where your soul is outside of your body. It's well known that souls can't persist without a body for very long at all. Please, you really shouldn't attempt dangerous rituals like this, especially at your age and level. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/855923504116269076/856195546507247636/CEL_T09.png

Melia Antiqua [TehFriedWaffles] BOT 20-Jun-21 05:03 PM

anyway, who here is helping me by attacking me on stage?

Merlin [girlthulhu] BOT 20-Jun-21 05:04 PM

im afraid i must refrain from assisting performances

in the name of fairness, you understand

Melia Antiqua [TehFriedWaffles] BOT 20-Jun-21 05:04 PM

i know that

Wizard Terraria [404] BOT 20-Jun-21 05:05 PM

My apologies, I came up with an amazing idea for my own act.

Before the show starts, would anyone like to purchase anything? https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/855923504116269076/856203303741685760/image0.png

Yu Narukami [Maack] BOT 20-Jun-21 05:06 PM

I'll help you for now,

Melia Antiqua [TehFriedWaffles] BOT 20-Jun-21 05:08 PM

anyone else?

Yu Narukami [Maack] BOT 20-Jun-21 05:10 PM

I'll shoot an electrical attack at you

Melia Antiqua [TehFriedWaffles] BOT 20-Jun-21 05:12 PM

anyone else going to attack me?

Yu Narukami [Maack] BOT 20-Jun-21 05:27 PM

Uh, @The Dodo about the question about before

Would you be able to switch back?

Elaida [ThePopStarDude/Janne Sala] BOT 20-Jun-21 07:01 PM

LOCK

Elaida [ThePopStarDude/Janne Sala] BOT 20-Jun-21 07:08 PM

( @Wizard if everyone here could indicate whether their action is part of the talent show or not, that would be greatly appreciated)

(You don't need to resubmit actions)

Elaida [ThePopStarDude/Janne Sala] BOT 20-Jun-21 07:28 PM

The Wizard picks up a spell tome from his bag for himself.

Battler walks over and gives some garlic and holy water to Ciel. Ciel puts the garlic around her neck and pockets the holy water.

It's only one clove of garlic though, so it just kind of latches onto ciel's collar.

!st

Ciel motions to Yu and starts to tell him something about exchanging bodies and souls.

Yu listens for a bit but gets bored and isn't swayed. Ciel seems disappointed.

Daffy stands tall and shouts "Cards... Transport!", and raises his hand full of business cards high.

...Everyone looks in confusion, but no one goes over to pick one up.

Merlin starts to talk about how in the future, or his past, MacOS has become the greatest system to use, but derails quickly into talking about how TempleOS was actually shut down by the government lizard people because they were scared about it showing the masses the truth of the universe.

Everyone's a bit concerned for Merlin's internet history.

Malfoy is judging Merlin quite hard for this outburst, while InstallShield Wizard sneaks to his back.

It swings at him with a broom!

...And misses.

Well, it hits malfoy in the shin, but not hard and he's only judging harder.

Everyone starts getting ready for the talent show.

Miraculously, it turns out Yu wasn't interested because Ciel wasn't even talking to him.

Ciel was talking to Ellen!

She's also not interested.

MysteryBot BOT 20-Jun-21 10:51 PM

Wizard stayed here.

Ellen stayed here.

Merlin moved to: pitch

Battler moved to: tower

Ciel moved to: tower

-----Phase 5----- CAMELOT You’re outside the ancient castle of King Arthur and his Knights of the Round Table! Or is it only a model? Either way, this legendary fortress has been set up as the hub of the Interdimensional Wizarding Expo. A stage has been built for the magic talent show, where each invitee can demonstrate their magic in full view of others. Aside from the imposing castle, there’s an antique-looking wooden shed off to the side. Four portals lead to the other main areas: the QUIDDITCH PITCH, the WHITE TOWER, the LIBRARY, and the APARTMENT.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/851159588358062120/854727177845211136/camelotstage.png

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MysteryBot BOT 20-Jun-21 10:51 PM

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MysteryBot BOT 20-Jun-21 10:51 PM

Masked Man has: broom BIG A fairly worn-down old Cleansweep Seven wizard's broomstick. It doesn't seem to be working. @Claus -- HEALTH: 3 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/856290176183697428/856290181250023434/hearts_3.00.png

@Miss Bec Trede -- HEALTH: 3 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/856290176183697428/856290182135676959/hearts_3.00.png

@Pirated Terraria -- HEALTH: 3 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/856290176183697428/856290184391032852/hearts_3.00.png

Draco Malfoy stayed here.

Melia moved to: pitch

Daffy Duck stayed here.

Yu Narukami moved to: tower

@The Dodo -- HEALTH: 3 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/856290176183697428/856290208131973120/hearts_3.00.png

InstallShield Wizard moved to: tower

Draco Malfoy has: nimbus5000 BIG A brand-new, next-generation Nimbus 5000 broomstick. It doesn't seem to be working at the moment. @Minamitsu Murasa -- HEALTH: 3 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/856290176183697428/856290208848543764/hearts_3.00.png

@D. B. Cooper -- HEALTH: 3 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/856290176183697428/856290209485422642/hearts_3.00.png

The Lich has: grimoire BIG A large grimoire from the depths of the Library. It's enchanted to return to the Library at the end of Phase 6. @The Lich -- HEALTH: 3 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/856290176183697428/856290210056896552/hearts_3.00.png

Masked Man [Cathode] BOT 20-Jun-21 10:52 PM

Here again... and with new people.

The Masked Man nods at Wizard Terraria, glad to see him.

He touches his fingers to his temple, and casts PK Telepathy once more!

The Lich [Brinelex Brine] BOT 20-Jun-21 10:53 PM

...

Masked Man [Cathode] BOT 20-Jun-21 10:53 PM

(...Well.)

The Lich [Brinelex Brine] BOT 20-Jun-21 10:53 PM

New magic wielders.

Finally.

Maybe this was not a waste of my time after all.

Masked Man [Cathode] BOT 20-Jun-21 10:53 PM

(I'm not magic.)

Actual audible sound comes from the Masked Man for once as he grumbles.

The Lich [Brinelex Brine] BOT 20-Jun-21 10:55 PM

Hm?

Masked Man [Cathode] BOT 20-Jun-21 10:55 PM

(I can't fail my objective. It has to be around here somewhere.)

The Lich [Brinelex Brine] BOT 20-Jun-21 10:55 PM

Masked one. Is your mask enchanted?

Masked Man [Cathode] BOT 20-Jun-21 10:55 PM

(Ah, nothing you should be concerned about.)

(...)

(Negative.)

(Top-secret Pigmask Army CHIMERA tech.)

(Couldn't tell you even if I wanted to.)

The Lich [Brinelex Brine] BOT 20-Jun-21 10:58 PM

Hmpf.

More nonsense.

Magicians and and their pitiful lingo.

Masked Man [Cathode] BOT 20-Jun-21 10:59 PM

(Again, I'm not a magician. I'm a general.)

(And besides that, I'm a psychic.)

The next thought appears to come through somewhat muffled.

~~(I didn't even know magic existed until a couple of phases ago. Give me a break.)~~

The Lich [Brinelex Brine] BOT 20-Jun-21 11:02 PM

What brings you here, then.

Masked Man [Cathode] BOT 20-Jun-21 11:02 PM

(Top-secret Pigmask Army business. Can't let too many people know, otherwise it becomes... complicated.)

The Lich [Brinelex Brine] BOT 20-Jun-21 11:03 PM

Hmf.

You mentioned an objective.

Masked Man [Cathode] BOT 20-Jun-21 11:03 PM

(Needless to say it involves the fate of the world as we know it.)

The Lich [Brinelex Brine] BOT 20-Jun-21 11:04 PM

I am myself on a quest of utmost importance that will prove to be difficult.

How about we... help... each other?

Masked Man [Cathode] BOT 20-Jun-21 11:04 PM

(Hm.)

The Lich [Brinelex Brine] BOT 20-Jun-21 11:04 PM

You help me.

And in return I help you.

Masked Man [Cathode] BOT 20-Jun-21 11:04 PM

(Don't think I have a lot of other places left to look...)

(What's your business...? Let's trade.)

The Lich [Brinelex Brine] BOT 20-Jun-21 11:05 PM

I seek power.

Masked Man [Cathode] BOT 20-Jun-21 11:05 PM

(...)

Draco Malfoy [Pablo Smith] BOT 20-Jun-21 11:05 PM

Don't we all

Masked Man [Cathode] BOT 20-Jun-21 11:05 PM

(We may be at an odds end.)

The Lich [Brinelex Brine] BOT 20-Jun-21 11:05 PM

Great power.

Masked Man [Cathode] BOT 20-Jun-21 11:05 PM

(I am seeking the very same thing.)

The Lich [Brinelex Brine] BOT 20-Jun-21 11:05 PM

Intriguing.

Masked Man [Cathode] BOT 20-Jun-21 11:05 PM

(Do you know of the Seven Needles?)

The Lich [Brinelex Brine] BOT 20-Jun-21 11:06 PM

I do not.

Masked Man [Cathode] BOT 20-Jun-21 11:06 PM

(Well, the story goes that when you pull all seven - it awakens a beast known as the Dark Dragon.)

(It grants a wish based off of your heart's innermost desires.)

(My Pigmask Army have already pulled... most of the needles up to this point.)

(The last one is somewhere on this convention ground.)

(...from what my Army's research shows - the wish could alter reality on a colossal scale.)

The Lich [Brinelex Brine] BOT 20-Jun-21 11:07 PM

A reality altering wish?

Where is this located?

Masked Man [Cathode] BOT 20-Jun-21 11:08 PM

(Well, that's what I'm trying to find out.)

The Lich [Brinelex Brine] BOT 20-Jun-21 11:08 PM

This is exactly what I am looking for.

Masked Man [Cathode] BOT 20-Jun-21 11:08 PM

(My best guess is it's in the library - that's the only area I haven't looked yet.)

(...there's also a lab, underneath the apartment - there's a possibility it may be in there, too.)

The Lich [Brinelex Brine] BOT 20-Jun-21 11:09 PM

I have been in the library. I have obtained a grimoire from the Librarian there.

I attempted to study it last phase, but I am still trying to put the results together.

The Librarian claims it holds great power.

Masked Man [Cathode] BOT 20-Jun-21 11:10 PM

(How interesting.)

The Lich [Brinelex Brine] BOT 20-Jun-21 11:10 PM

...Tell me.

What is your wish?

Masked Man [Cathode] BOT 20-Jun-21 11:10 PM

(...)

The Lich [Brinelex Brine] BOT 20-Jun-21 11:10 PM

You seek this needle, but for what purpose?

Masked Man [Cathode] BOT 20-Jun-21 11:10 PM

The Masked Man is conflicted.

(...to see the Earth ruled by the Pigmask Army, of course.)

(Across all dimensions, preferably.)

The Lich [Brinelex Brine] BOT 20-Jun-21 11:11 PM

...

Earth.

I believe that planet has a different name, from the reality I come from.

Tarhiel [pizzie] BOT 20-Jun-21 11:13 PM

Hey there humans!

The Lich [Brinelex Brine] BOT 20-Jun-21 11:13 PM

I am no human.

Tarhiel [pizzie] BOT 20-Jun-21 11:13 PM

Oh it's another one of those

Masked Man [Cathode] BOT 20-Jun-21 11:13 PM

(Hm.)

The Lich [Brinelex Brine] BOT 20-Jun-21 11:14 PM

"Another"?

Masked Man [Cathode] BOT 20-Jun-21 11:14 PM

(...another?)

The Lich [Brinelex Brine] BOT 20-Jun-21 11:14 PM

Have there been more of me?

Tarhiel [pizzie] BOT 20-Jun-21 11:14 PM

Yes! A human who claims to be not a human because their a witch or wizard or whatever

The Lich [Brinelex Brine] BOT 20-Jun-21 11:15 PM

...

Tarhiel [pizzie] BOT 20-Jun-21 11:15 PM

Quite pompous if you ask me

The Lich [Brinelex Brine] BOT 20-Jun-21 11:15 PM

Perhaps you should stare at me once more.

Masked Man [Cathode] BOT 20-Jun-21 11:15 PM

The Masked Man begins humming a tune awkwardly.

Tarhiel [pizzie] BOT 20-Jun-21 11:15 PM

Well it's a very nice skull mask

Masked Man [Cathode] BOT 20-Jun-21 11:15 PM

(...I do not believe they are human.)

The Lich [Brinelex Brine] BOT 20-Jun-21 11:15 PM

"Mask", you say? https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/856290176183697428/856296316342632499/lich.png

You are a child.

Elaida [ThePopStarDude/Janne Sala] BOT 20-Jun-21 11:16 PM

That's my line.

Masked Man [Cathode] BOT 20-Jun-21 11:16 PM

(Most likely some kind of construct...)

Tarhiel [pizzie] BOT 20-Jun-21 11:16 PM

Everything looks all blurry anyway, what do you even want me to see?

Masked Man [Cathode] BOT 20-Jun-21 11:16 PM

~~(Or... like Master.)~~

Tarhiel [pizzie] BOT 20-Jun-21 11:16 PM

I think I can make out some very nice lips

The Lich [Brinelex Brine] BOT 20-Jun-21 11:16 PM

While a mortal world questions, I know exactly what I am. I am the Ceaseless Wheel, the last scholar of Golb.

I am the end.

Tarhiel [pizzie] BOT 20-Jun-21 11:17 PM

Well I don't understand but it's specific enough to where I believe it

Masked Man [Cathode] BOT 20-Jun-21 11:17 PM

(Hm. No doubt the scientists in the Chimera Research division would get on well with you.)

Tarhiel [pizzie] BOT 20-Jun-21 11:18 PM

Well I thought I would be ready to perform by the time I got here but it seems like I'm still missing something

The Lich [Brinelex Brine] BOT 20-Jun-21 11:19 PM

What are you even, child?

Are you a magic wielder?

Tarhiel [pizzie] BOT 20-Jun-21 11:19 PM

I am not a child!

The Lich [Brinelex Brine] BOT 20-Jun-21 11:19 PM

You do not appear to be worth being called by your name.

What are you capable of doing?

Tarhiel [pizzie] BOT 20-Jun-21 11:20 PM

I am a Breton, but everyone just calls me a wood elf I guess

The Lich [Brinelex Brine] BOT 20-Jun-21 11:21 PM

Is that the name for your magic wielders from your universe?

Tarhiel [pizzie] BOT 20-Jun-21 11:21 PM

How would you like it if someone mistook your species? I for one am very upset by-

Oh wait

Well anyone can do magic where I come from! It just takes INTelligence, WISdom, and lots of practice

But to get good at magic, that takes something of legends!

The Lich [Brinelex Brine] BOT 20-Jun-21 11:23 PM

Are you one of those "legends", then?

Or are you simply a waste of time?

Tarhiel [pizzie] BOT 20-Jun-21 11:23 PM

Well no need to be so reductive about it

Acting all high and mighty like we're all just some foolish humanoids

"ooooh look at mee, I'm the scary lich, I have a horn missing oooo, I worship the glob ooooo"

The Lich [Brinelex Brine] BOT 20-Jun-21 11:25 PM

You know not what you are talking to, breton.

What do you seek?

Tarhiel [pizzie] BOT 20-Jun-21 11:26 PM

Well I have been trying to find a good way to get around

It's awfully inconvenient to only move to places one spot at a time, like we're some kind of board pieces!

So I think, why don't I just fly everywhere

And the rest I'm still figuring out

The Lich [Brinelex Brine] BOT 20-Jun-21 11:27 PM

...

How are you looking to accomplish this?

Tarhiel [pizzie] BOT 20-Jun-21 11:28 PM

Still figuring out

The Lich [Brinelex Brine] BOT 20-Jun-21 11:28 PM

Hm.

Daffy Duck the Wizard [KnightSpecter] BOT 20-Jun-21 11:30 PM

You could probably figure some stuff out at the library, got a lot of books for nerds there.

Anyway, what's this goat-skeleton guy looking for?

The Lich [Brinelex Brine] BOT 20-Jun-21 11:32 PM

I seek great power.

What do you seek, duck?

Daffy Duck the Wizard [KnightSpecter] BOT 20-Jun-21 11:33 PM

Well, I'm trying to pass out my business cards, got about six left to give out

Already did the "ultimate power" quest before I got here

The Lich [Brinelex Brine] BOT 20-Jun-21 11:33 PM

...?

Do you have "ultimate power"?

What does this entail?

Daffy Duck the Wizard [KnightSpecter] BOT 20-Jun-21 11:34 PM

Well, I am the ultimate wizard

Let me give you a card actually

The Lich [Brinelex Brine] BOT 20-Jun-21 11:34 PM

...

Are you claiming to be the most powerful wizard?

What is the extent of your power?

Daffy Duck the Wizard [KnightSpecter] BOT 20-Jun-21 11:40 PM

I'd say that anything I do can be magical

Plus I'm a good cosmetologist

Daffy Duck the Wizard [KnightSpecter] BOT 21-Jun-21 01:37 AM

So are you guys gonna take some cards or what?

Masked Man [Cathode] BOT 21-Jun-21 01:37 AM

(...I'll take a card.)

Draco Malfoy [Pablo Smith] BOT 21-Jun-21 01:37 AM

Why would I ever accept something from someone like you

The Lich [Brinelex Brine] BOT 21-Jun-21 01:38 AM

What will I gain from this card?

Daffy Duck the Wizard [KnightSpecter] BOT 21-Jun-21 01:40 AM

You will gain the contact information of a mystical wizard, and cosmetologist.

The Lich [Brinelex Brine] BOT 21-Jun-21 01:40 AM

...I am assuming that that wizard is you.

Daffy Duck the Wizard [KnightSpecter] BOT 21-Jun-21 01:42 AM

A correct assumption, Mr. Goat-skeleton.

The Lich [Brinelex Brine] BOT 21-Jun-21 01:43 AM

Why would I want your contact information if you are right here?

Daffy Duck the Wizard [KnightSpecter] BOT 21-Jun-21 01:43 AM

Duh, because what if I'm not right here

The Lich [Brinelex Brine] BOT 21-Jun-21 01:44 AM

I have not witnessed your so-called "ultimate power". I do not know if you are of any use.

Hm.

What if you helped me, and in exchange I took your "card?

Daffy Duck the Wizard [KnightSpecter] BOT 21-Jun-21 01:45 AM

Well, what do you need?

The Lich [Brinelex Brine] BOT 21-Jun-21 01:45 AM

Do you have anything powerful on your being?

An item, perhaps?

Daffy Duck the Wizard [KnightSpecter] BOT 21-Jun-21 01:47 AM

Just some expensive business cards.

The Lich [Brinelex Brine] BOT 21-Jun-21 01:47 AM

Do you have any interesting information about this place?

Forbidden secrets?

Wizard Terraria [404] BOT 21-Jun-21 01:47 AM

Do you have money?

Daffy Duck the Wizard [KnightSpecter] BOT 21-Jun-21 01:48 AM

Spent it on the business cards

Wizard Terraria [404] BOT 21-Jun-21 01:48 AM

damn

Daffy Duck the Wizard [KnightSpecter] BOT 21-Jun-21 01:49 AM

Let's see, there's a lab with a map in the apartment and a lot of books in the library.

The Lich [Brinelex Brine] BOT 21-Jun-21 01:49 AM

. .

This is common knowledge.

Daffy Duck the Wizard [KnightSpecter] BOT 21-Jun-21 01:49 AM

and a copier there too but that cost money

The Lich [Brinelex Brine] BOT 21-Jun-21 01:50 AM

You are wasting my time.

Daffy Duck the Wizard [KnightSpecter] BOT 21-Jun-21 01:50 AM

Well you asked,

People these days...

Wizard Terraria [404] BOT 21-Jun-21 01:51 AM

Uhm, well, whatever you are, if you are interested in something powerful how about you purchase one of my spell tomes!

The Lich [Brinelex Brine] BOT 21-Jun-21 01:52 AM

What spells do these tomes hold?

Do you have the Enchiridion?

Wizard Terraria [404] BOT 21-Jun-21 01:53 AM

I.. do not believe so? But I do have one that can summon cursed flames! It can shoot a flame so powerful not even water can put it out!

I could get other ones from my bag, but there would be no guarantees on what it does.

Only 5 gold coins!

The Lich [Brinelex Brine] BOT 21-Jun-21 01:54 AM

I am not interested.

Daffy Duck the Wizard [KnightSpecter] BOT 21-Jun-21 01:55 AM

Might have to use a price reduction spell on that

Wizard Terraria [404] BOT 21-Jun-21 01:56 AM

hmm... well I may be willing to barter a bit just this once.

I accept other currencies as well, please inquire about the exchange rate to gold coins.

Hows about 4 gold coins for the Book of Cursed Flames?

Daffy Duck the Wizard [KnightSpecter] BOT 21-Jun-21 01:58 AM

I can pay with 1 gold coin and a business card, take it or leave it

Wizard Terraria [404] BOT 21-Jun-21 01:59 AM

I'll pass. But I do have items in stock that you could buy with that.

Daffy Duck the Wizard [KnightSpecter] BOT 21-Jun-21 01:59 AM

Like what?

Wizard Terraria [404] BOT 21-Jun-21 02:00 AM

You could purchase a Bell or a Harp for 1 G.

You could also get a Greater Mana Potion for 5 silver coins. 1 gold coin is equal to 100 silver coins.

Daffy Duck the Wizard [KnightSpecter] BOT 21-Jun-21 02:04 AM

What's the potion do?

Wizard Terraria [404] BOT 21-Jun-21 02:35 AM

Refills your Mana of course! Every wizard worth their salt should know this...

It should make your next use of magic more spectacular!

Tarhiel [pizzie] BOT 21-Jun-21 02:36 AM

You mean magicka right

Wizard Terraria [404] BOT 21-Jun-21 02:37 AM

Who?

Tarhiel [pizzie] BOT 21-Jun-21 02:37 AM

Mana, you mean magicka

Y'know, magical power, spellcasting energy. The works.

Daffy Duck the Wizard [KnightSpecter] BOT 21-Jun-21 02:39 AM

Hmmm, I'll take the potion. But first I've gotta pass out these cards here, then I'll buy it.

Wizard Terraria [404] BOT 21-Jun-21 02:41 AM

...sure, whatever floats your carpet.

Good choice!

Tarhiel [pizzie] BOT 21-Jun-21 02:42 AM

floating carpet?

Wizard Terraria [404] BOT 21-Jun-21 02:43 AM

Commonly found in the desert!

Draco Malfoy [Pablo Smith] BOT 21-Jun-21 02:54 AM

Interesting

The Librarian [Dirty Spaceman] BOT 21-Jun-21 06:29 PM

LOCK

The Librarian [Dirty Spaceman] BOT 21-Jun-21 07:18 PM

Daffy offers his business cards to the Masked Man, the Wizard, and the Lich.

The Masked Man accepts! He now knows how to find and contact Daffy Duck the Wizard for his wizardly services.

The Wizard takes the card, and expectantly waits for the rest of the payment for the Greater Mana Potion.

Unfortunately, Daffy is too busy waiting on the Lich, so the transaction doesn't complete.

The Lich, for their part, reminds Daffy that he will need to offer some form of help in order for the Lich to take his card.

Aside from that, they are busy reading the large book they are holding in their bony hands.

Unstable magical power seems to radiate from it, but the Lich is able to keep it under control and glean some information from it.

The Masked Man goes and takes a look inside the shed, before returning to the front of the area.

Malfoy passes his gaze over the others, but it seems different from the judgmental looks he was giving out previously. More... malicious this time, perhaps?

Tarhiel takes out one of his scrolls, and tries to write a word on it. He must not have been holding it right, because his handwriting comes out uncharacteristically messy.

Either way, nothing comes of it.

Ellen just stands around waiting.

MysteryBot BOT 21-Jun-21 07:51 PM

Ellen stayed here.

Draco Malfoy moved to: pitch

The Lich stayed here.

Masked Man moved to: library

Tarhiel moved to: pitch

-----Phase 6----- CAMELOT You’re outside the ancient castle of King Arthur and his Knights of the Round Table! Or is it only a model? Either way, this legendary fortress has been set up as the hub of the Interdimensional Wizarding Expo. A stage has been built for the magic talent show, where each invitee can demonstrate their magic in full view of others. Aside from the imposing castle, there’s an antique-looking wooden shed off to the side. Four portals lead to the other main areas: the QUIDDITCH PITCH, the WHITE TOWER, the LIBRARY, and the APARTMENT.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/851159588358062120/854727177845211136/camelotstage.png

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MysteryBot BOT 21-Jun-21 07:51 PM

Pinned a message.

MysteryBot BOT 21-Jun-21 07:51 PM

@Business Rat -- HEALTH: 3 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/856607205531844638/856607208845213726/hearts_3.00.png

@AhmaykMontoya -- HEALTH: 3 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/856607205531844638/856607209790504960/hearts_3.00.png

@Monkey Buccaneer -- HEALTH: 3 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/856607205531844638/856607210670915615/hearts_3.00.png

Wizard stayed here.

Daffy Duck stayed here.

Himiko has: table BIG A small, rectangular wooden table. @Himiko -- HEALTH: 3 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/856607205531844638/856607234430992415/hearts_3.00.png

@Pirated Terraria -- HEALTH: 3 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/856607205531844638/856607235361472522/hearts_3.00.png

@The Dodo -- HEALTH: 3 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/856607205531844638/856607235916562493/hearts_3.00.png

@Vriska Serket -- HEALTH: 3 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/856607205531844638/856607236654628924/hearts_3.00.png

@D. B. Cooper -- HEALTH: 3 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/856607205531844638/856607237630984212/hearts_3.00.png

@Molly -- HEALTH: 3 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/856607205531844638/856607272301887548/hearts_3.00.png

The Lich has: grimoire BIG A large grimoire from the depths of the Library. It's enchanted to return to the Library at the end of Phase 6. @The Lich -- HEALTH: 3 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/856607205531844638/856607273488482344/hearts_3.00.png

@Cameron -- HEALTH: 3 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/856607205531844638/856607274720821268/hearts_3.00.png

The Lich [Brinelex Brine] BOT 21-Jun-21 07:52 PM

...

Merlin [girlthulhu] BOT 21-Jun-21 07:52 PM

Greetings! A lot of turnout for this round of the talent show

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 21-Jun-21 07:52 PM

Hey, Yu! What was that all about? It was mean to trick me, I thought you were gonna let me switch!

The Lich [Brinelex Brine] BOT 21-Jun-21 07:54 PM

This is an interesting turn of events.

A lot of mortals are present.

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 21-Jun-21 07:54 PM

Oh

I guess there's gonna be a pretty long show this time?

The Lich [Brinelex Brine] BOT 21-Jun-21 07:55 PM

This show will be worth witnessing.

Yu Narukami [Maack] BOT 21-Jun-21 07:58 PM

You never told me if I can switch back.

The Lich [Brinelex Brine] BOT 21-Jun-21 08:00 PM

Has something of interest happened?

Kelsier [Cameron] BOT 21-Jun-21 08:02 PM

Wow, what a crowd! It's not 100, but it's the biggest I've seen in a while.

Himiko [Snowva] BOT 21-Jun-21 08:03 PM

So many people... what a crowd...

Beatrice [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 21-Jun-21 08:07 PM

(gonna be away for about 2 hours, will catch up later)

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 21-Jun-21 08:15 PM

Oh, sorry. I guess that's my fault, then

(ooc I was on a hike)

But of course you can switch back!

Yu Narukami [Maack] BOT 21-Jun-21 08:32 PM

Ah, okay.

Yu Narukami [Maack] BOT 21-Jun-21 09:05 PM

Hey, who here needs help besides Ellen, I'm all open arms, here.

Beatrice [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 21-Jun-21 10:59 PM

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/856607205531844638/856654651759263784/496.png

@Monkey Buccaneer I would like some help

If you don't mind

With my performance in the talent show

Or anyone else will do

The Lich [Brinelex Brine] BOT 21-Jun-21 11:00 PM

What sort of help do you seek?

Beatrice [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 21-Jun-21 11:00 PM

I need a participant to do a very simple action

This will be my performance

The Lich [Brinelex Brine] BOT 21-Jun-21 11:01 PM

I will be busy with my own...

Beatrice [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 21-Jun-21 11:01 PM

Hmmm

The Lich [Brinelex Brine] BOT 21-Jun-21 11:01 PM

"Perfomance".

You will all see.

Beatrice [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 21-Jun-21 11:01 PM

Care to share?

Or will it be a suprise?

The Lich [Brinelex Brine] BOT 21-Jun-21 11:02 PM

A surprise.

Yes.

Are all of you magic wielders?

Beatrice [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 21-Jun-21 11:04 PM

Is that...relevant to your performance? https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/856607205531844638/856655720929296384/496.png

The Lich [Brinelex Brine] BOT 21-Jun-21 11:04 PM

It is not. I am asking for my personal quest.

Beatrice [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 21-Jun-21 11:06 PM

Actually... @Molly , why don't you help me in my performance?

And yes, I use magic

The Lich [Brinelex Brine] BOT 21-Jun-21 11:07 PM

What is the extant of your power?

Beatrice [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 21-Jun-21 11:07 PM

Endless

The Lich [Brinelex Brine] BOT 21-Jun-21 11:07 PM

You must be trying to fool me.

Beatrice [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 21-Jun-21 11:07 PM

No that's what's in the title description

The Lich [Brinelex Brine] BOT 21-Jun-21 11:07 PM

A duck has tried to claim the same thing.

Beatrice [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 21-Jun-21 11:07 PM

I'm an Endless witch

The Lich [Brinelex Brine] BOT 21-Jun-21 11:07 PM

Hm?

Beatrice [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 21-Jun-21 11:08 PM

I use Golden Magic. Witch stuff. Very spooky

The Lich [Brinelex Brine] BOT 21-Jun-21 11:09 PM

I do not know what this nonsense means.

It appears you will be busy this phase anyhow.

Beatrice [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 21-Jun-21 11:10 PM

Do you need help with something?

I might be able to adapt my own plans around what you need

The Lich [Brinelex Brine] BOT 21-Jun-21 11:11 PM

I must draw a circle around this area.

It must encapsulate everyone here.

Merlin [girlthulhu] BOT 21-Jun-21 11:12 PM

is that part of your performance?

if not, I can assist

Beatrice [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 21-Jun-21 11:13 PM

...are you going to be doing something to us? https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/856607205531844638/856658084016554004/495.png

The Lich [Brinelex Brine] BOT 21-Jun-21 11:13 PM

Do I have to use my powers for the performance?

If I would not want to simply kill someone. I do not believe that would be entertaining to the fools this convention calls a jury.

Merlin [girlthulhu] BOT 21-Jun-21 11:14 PM

Well, that's just rude.

Beatrice [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 21-Jun-21 11:15 PM

It would mess up everyone else's performance if you turned us into ducks or something

Merlin [girlthulhu] BOT 21-Jun-21 11:15 PM

Remember you are a guest here too, Mx. Lich.

Beatrice [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 21-Jun-21 11:15 PM

Could I request that you go last?

Merlin [girlthulhu] BOT 21-Jun-21 11:15 PM

Technically not, but it would likely be a bore

The Lich [Brinelex Brine] BOT 21-Jun-21 11:15 PM

Hmpf.

I will go last if you wish.

Beatrice [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 21-Jun-21 11:16 PM

I'd ask you reveal what you have in mind to quell our anxieties, but if that is too much to ask, I'd only ask that you be considerate of the others

The Lich [Brinelex Brine] BOT 21-Jun-21 11:16 PM

I am still unsure of the effects of this.

This will be a "test trial".

Merlin [girlthulhu] BOT 21-Jun-21 11:16 PM

You there, Beatrice

Have you seen me in your past?

Beatrice [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 21-Jun-21 11:17 PM

Yes? https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/856607205531844638/856659023948152872/496.png

We were together on phase 1

Merlin [girlthulhu] BOT 21-Jun-21 11:17 PM

Was I at all injured?

Beatrice [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 21-Jun-21 11:17 PM

No

Merlin [girlthulhu] BOT 21-Jun-21 11:17 PM

If not, then we know that whatever Mx. Lich has planned for us will not harm me

Beatrice [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 21-Jun-21 11:18 PM

...is cause and effect reversed for you, Mr. Merlin?

I've never heard of such magic

Merlin [girlthulhu] BOT 21-Jun-21 11:19 PM

I am not quite sure exactly how it works, either...

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 21-Jun-21 11:25 PM

Wouldn't it be counter intuitive to help with a performance that I'm gonna be arguing is faked right after? https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/856607205531844638/856661174288777236/but_majimea5.png

Unless it's a really small thing, I guess

Beatrice [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 21-Jun-21 11:26 PM

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/856607205531844638/856661299920109568/496.png

Don't worry, it's a very small thing

Here's what I'd like for you to do

Have you looked inside the antique-looking wooden shed?

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 21-Jun-21 11:27 PM

Yes

Beatrice [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 21-Jun-21 11:27 PM

What did you see?

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 21-Jun-21 11:29 PM

Just some medieval equipment like swords and such, and some coins

One of the swords had a fancy hilt

Beatrice [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 21-Jun-21 11:29 PM

Wonderful

What I'd like you to do

is take that sword with the fancy hilt

And bring it up with you to the stage

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 21-Jun-21 11:31 PM

Hey guys, I actually thought of a cool idea!

Do you know how I can switch bodies?

What if I switched bodies with someone else while I'm in someone else's body?

I could switch your bodies for you!

Yu Narukami [Maack] BOT 21-Jun-21 11:33 PM

Hm?

Or are you good now?

Beatrice [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 21-Jun-21 11:34 PM

Hmmm yes I'd like your help too!

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 21-Jun-21 11:35 PM

Do I give it to you too? Or just bring it up there

Beatrice [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 21-Jun-21 11:36 PM

Once you're up with me

What I'd like you to do

Is attack Yu Narakami https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/856607205531844638/856663901880713246/496.png

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 21-Jun-21 11:36 PM

Yu Narukami [Maack] BOT 21-Jun-21 11:37 PM

You're real kind.

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 21-Jun-21 11:37 PM

H-huh? https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/856607205531844638/856664219189116938/but_komarua1.png

Beatrice [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 21-Jun-21 11:38 PM

Oh you don't need to worry https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/856607205531844638/856664401528487936/496.png

- You will not harm Yu Narakami!

Yu Narukami [Maack] BOT 21-Jun-21 11:38 PM

OOOH

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 21-Jun-21 11:39 PM

Yu Narukami [Maack] BOT 21-Jun-21 11:39 PM

That's ballin'.

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 21-Jun-21 11:39 PM

Well, alright

Uh, if someones taken the sword with the fancy hilt already

Should i just take a normal one

Beatrice [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 21-Jun-21 11:40 PM

Yes. That will do

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 21-Jun-21 11:40 PM

Could I help? I'd love to lend a hand!

Beatrice [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 21-Jun-21 11:42 PM

Mmm

No, all you need to do is watch

@Monkey Buccaneer all you need to do is come up with us to the stage

Yu Narukami [Maack] BOT 21-Jun-21 11:44 PM

that'll be cool.

I'm down for that.

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 21-Jun-21 11:45 PM

Do... You think I could show off the body swap with you as well, Yu? I can wait until after you deal with Ms. Beatrice!

Beatrice [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 21-Jun-21 11:46 PM

Do it before if you wish

Doesn't matter to me

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 21-Jun-21 11:46 PM

I'd say it's up to yu! I just wanna show off my talents!

It's cool, right?

Yu Narukami [Maack] BOT 21-Jun-21 11:47 PM

Yeah, as long as we switch back phase 7.

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 21-Jun-21 11:49 PM

Aww, ok.

If you say so

Wizard Terraria [404] BOT 21-Jun-21 11:53 PM

It seems like you’re all preparing for the show! How about stocking up on some items beforehand?

Wizard Terraria [404] BOT 22-Jun-21 12:01 AM

I have a book of cursed flames for 5 G if anyone is interested, as well as the rest of my normal stock. Here’s my catalog, these are guaranteed to spice up your performance! https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/856607205531844638/856670134864183356/image0.png

The Lich [Brinelex Brine] BOT 22-Jun-21 12:01 AM

Merchant. How about we strike a deal?

I will purchase one of your items if you help me set up what is needed for my performance.

Wizard Terraria [404] BOT 22-Jun-21 12:03 AM

I’m not sure I’m that desperate yet...

But perhaps I’ll take you up on that if no one else wants anything.

The Lich [Brinelex Brine] BOT 22-Jun-21 12:03 AM

I shall await for your decision, then.

Yu Narukami [Maack] BOT 22-Jun-21 12:05 AM

Now that I'm thinking on it, there has to be some word play here.

You won't actually hurt me, right?

Daffy Duck the Wizard [KnightSpecter] BOT 22-Jun-21 12:08 AM

Hey Wizard, I'll buy one of those mana potions

Got 1 gold coin for it,

Yu Narukami [Maack] BOT 22-Jun-21 12:16 AM

Also, before we continue, I'd like to know @AhmaykMontoya and @The Dodo better

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 22-Jun-21 12:17 AM

Hehe, sure!

Yu Narukami [Maack] BOT 22-Jun-21 12:17 AM

it's good to know who you're working with, hey?

Beatrice [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 22-Jun-21 12:17 AM

Pleased to meet you https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/856607205531844638/856674215348797451/496.png

Are you a high school student?

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 22-Jun-21 12:20 AM

I don't go to school! My parents say I don't need to.

I don't think we could pay for it, anyway.

Sorcerer Mickey [suds] BOT 22-Jun-21 12:32 AM

Have you guys seen a broom anywhere?

Anyway merlin make sure you say I impressed you whenever you do the talent show

Yu Narukami [Maack] BOT 22-Jun-21 12:35 AM

I haven't seen a broom

apologies.

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 22-Jun-21 12:36 AM

I have!

Mister installer wizard had one!

Daffy Duck the Wizard [KnightSpecter] BOT 22-Jun-21 12:38 AM

Oh yeah, he did.

Sorcerer Mickey [suds] BOT 22-Jun-21 12:39 AM

sigh

Where would he be

Daffy Duck the Wizard [KnightSpecter] BOT 22-Jun-21 12:39 AM

Dunno, the tower?

Yu Narukami [Maack] BOT 22-Jun-21 12:41 AM

Yeah, I go to Yasogami HIgh School in a town out in the Boonies called Inaba.

and you?

Daffy Duck the Wizard [KnightSpecter] BOT 22-Jun-21 12:45 AM

Oh hey Yu, you said you wanted to be helpful right?

Beatrice [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 22-Jun-21 12:46 AM

I spend my days on an island and do spooky witch things all day

It's very boring

Daffy Duck the Wizard [KnightSpecter] BOT 22-Jun-21 12:46 AM

Then with your permission, I'm gonna give you a business card,

Yknow, incase you need wizarding help

Beatrice [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 22-Jun-21 12:47 AM

What is with you and these business cards? https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/856607205531844638/856681691115159562/495.png

Daffy Duck the Wizard [KnightSpecter] BOT 22-Jun-21 12:47 AM

How can you get bored of magic?

Beatrice [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 22-Jun-21 12:47 AM

They're not gonna explode like in the cartoons or anything like that?

You gave me one earlier

Daffy Duck the Wizard [KnightSpecter] BOT 22-Jun-21 12:47 AM

I gotta grow the business, and that means making sure most of the people here get one

I spent a ton on these too

The Lich [Brinelex Brine] BOT 22-Jun-21 12:48 AM

Duck. I may take your business card if you help me now.

Daffy Duck the Wizard [KnightSpecter] BOT 22-Jun-21 12:48 AM

What's the point of an expo if you don't become well known through it?!?

What do you need?

The Lich [Brinelex Brine] BOT 22-Jun-21 12:50 AM

I must draw a magic circle around the stage for my performance.

If you help me by drawing the circle, I will take your card.

I will explain to you what is required to draw this circle if you do help me.

Daffy Duck the Wizard [KnightSpecter] BOT 22-Jun-21 12:51 AM

So just draw a circle in the ground?

The Lich [Brinelex Brine] BOT 22-Jun-21 12:52 AM

I will explain the precise type of circle.

You must make sure that you follow as I say. This is a delicate spell.

My... performance... relies on this.

What say you?

You claim to be have "ultimate power". I believe this should not be too hard for you.

Daffy Duck the Wizard [KnightSpecter] BOT 22-Jun-21 12:56 AM

Yeah I can draw a circle

Let me just buy this potion first

Then I'll help

The Lich [Brinelex Brine] BOT 22-Jun-21 12:56 AM

Remember, you must make sure to follow my exact instructions when the time comes.

Daffy Duck the Wizard [KnightSpecter] BOT 22-Jun-21 12:57 AM

And I will, pff, can't imagine a circle would be hard

The Lich [Brinelex Brine] BOT 22-Jun-21 12:59 AM

It must encircle the stage.

Daffy Duck the Wizard [KnightSpecter] BOT 22-Jun-21 01:01 AM

Consider it done, after I buy the potion though

Anyone else want to help me expand my brand and take a business card?

Yu Narukami [Maack] BOT 22-Jun-21 01:06 AM

Hey daffy, I'll take a card just for you.

Daffy Duck the Wizard [KnightSpecter] BOT 22-Jun-21 01:07 AM

Thank Yu

Yu Narukami [Maack] BOT 22-Jun-21 01:07 AM

...

Funny.

But Daffy, where you from?

tell me about yourself.

You know, I have a magic skill that allows me to reduce the amount of damage someone can do.

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 22-Jun-21 01:14 AM

Ooh! I don't!

Daffy Duck the Wizard [KnightSpecter] BOT 22-Jun-21 01:14 AM

Oh, well I can use magic to help me with whatever I'm doing at the time

I am a mystical wizard after all.

Hey Ellen, want a business card?

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 22-Jun-21 01:17 AM

Sure!

Daffy Duck the Wizard [KnightSpecter] BOT 22-Jun-21 01:19 AM

Ahhh finally, I can give out like three of these at once,

Then I just need to pass out like 1 more

Yu Narukami [Maack] BOT 22-Jun-21 01:22 AM

So this phase, i'm getting a card from daffy, then going on stage to be attacked, then i'm switching bodies with ellen?

whew boy.

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 22-Jun-21 01:24 AM

hehe, you've got your work cut out for you!

Yu Narukami [Maack] BOT 22-Jun-21 01:25 AM

(by the way, who is ellen from?)

Daffy Duck the Wizard [KnightSpecter] BOT 22-Jun-21 01:25 AM

(dw about the card, it won't affect your action)

Yu Narukami [Maack] BOT 22-Jun-21 01:27 AM

(ah)

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 22-Jun-21 01:29 AM

@AhmaykMontoya Where should we go after your performance for our logic battle?

Beatrice [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 22-Jun-21 01:29 AM

Hm

Go wherever you like. I have a movespecial in place to follow wherever you go

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 22-Jun-21 01:38 AM

Alright

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 22-Jun-21 01:45 AM

Before we all head out, would anyone be interested in switching bodies with someone else?

Himiko [Snowva] BOT 22-Jun-21 01:58 AM

Nyeh... everyone else is doing their performances but I wanna show off my maaaaaagic...

I built up a lotta mana.

Maybe I should wait a while?

Wizard Terraria [404] BOT 22-Jun-21 02:06 AM

Well if you need more mana I have plenty of potions in stock.

Himiko [Snowva] BOT 22-Jun-21 02:09 AM

Nah, I have enough right now...

I just don’t wanna perform if everyone else is distracted by other magic...

Wizard Terraria [404] BOT 22-Jun-21 02:11 AM

Nonsense! I’m sure you’ll do great.

Since you are a valued customer, I would be willing to assist in your performance if you desire.

Himiko [Snowva] BOT 22-Jun-21 02:13 AM

Thanks... I might take you up on that!

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 22-Jun-21 02:16 AM

Hey mister Terraria, would you be interested in bartering? I don't think I have any money, but I'd be happy to help you out with something!

Yu Narukami [Maack] BOT 22-Jun-21 02:21 AM

I don't mean to be rude Ellen, but you don't sound too confident about switching bodies.

I mean, I don't even know if we can switch back.

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 22-Jun-21 02:29 AM

We can! I promise!

I mean... I won't force you, but wouldn't it be cool?!?

That's fine, right? Because we're "friends," right?

Yu Narukami [Maack] BOT 22-Jun-21 02:34 AM

Uh.

I guess, but I'm good for now.

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 22-Jun-21 02:40 AM

O-oh. Ok.

Merlin [girlthulhu] BOT 22-Jun-21 07:14 AM

There are some brooms on the pitch, i believe

Himiko [Snowva] BOT 22-Jun-21 02:19 PM

@Pirated Terraria I-I've thought over your offer.

I don't really need you to do anything except for believe in me and my maaaaaaaagic!

Merlin [girlthulhu] BOT 22-Jun-21 02:58 PM

Does anyone require any assistance with anything not related to their performance?

Wizard Terraria [404] BOT 22-Jun-21 03:32 PM

Well I’m glad your cold feet are gone now, good luck!

Sorry lass, but the only thing I really need is to sell more items!

The Librarian [Dirty Spaceman] BOT 22-Jun-21 05:47 PM

LOCK

The Librarian [Dirty Spaceman] BOT 22-Jun-21 06:05 PM

Daffy waddles over to the wizard, and fishes out a Camelot Gold coin.

The wizard accepts it, and gives Daffy a Greater Mana Potion.

It's worth less than the one gold, but Daffy forgets that.

Daffy hands over a business card to Yu, who then goes over to the shed.

Yu is followed by Battler.

Yu grabs a pretty worn-down looking sword with a slightly different pattern on the hilt.

Battler grabs a nicer-looking sword, but he eyes the one that Yu has.

They agree to switch weapons.

Then they head for the stage.

Kelsier, Ellen, and Beatrice also make for the stage.

Himiko heads for the stage as well, lifting a table that seems bigger than herself, but is just light enough to carry.

The Lich rattles off a set of instructions to Daffy Duck, describing the creation of a magic circle.

Then heads for the stage.

The Librarian [Dirty Spaceman] BOT 22-Jun-21 06:42 PM

Meanwhile, Mickey heads to the shed and grabs a shield and an iron breastplate. He looks like a noble warrior.

MysteryBot BOT 22-Jun-21 08:02 PM

Kelsier stayed here.

Battler moved to: tower

Daffy Duck stayed here.

-----Phase 7----- CAMELOT You’re outside the ancient castle of King Arthur and his Knights of the Round Table! Or is it only a model? Either way, this legendary fortress has been set up as the hub of the Interdimensional Wizarding Expo. A stage has been built for the magic talent show, where each invitee can demonstrate their magic in full view of others. Aside from the imposing castle, there’s an antique-looking wooden shed off to the side. Four portals lead to the other main areas: the QUIDDITCH PITCH, the WHITE TOWER, the LIBRARY, and the APARTMENT.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/851159588358062120/854727177845211136/camelotstage.png

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Ellen stayed here.

Himiko moved to: apartment

Melia has: aquaorb CLOTHING it's a blue magical orb circling around Melia. Melia has: boltorb CLOTHING It's a yellowish magical orb, circling around Melia. Melia has: windorb CLOTHING it's a white magical orb circling around Melia. @May -- HEALTH: 3 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/856972313802571817/856972318881742858/hearts_3.00.png

@Pirated Terraria -- HEALTH: 3 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/856972313802571817/856972319674859570/hearts_3.00.png

@The Dodo -- HEALTH: 3 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/856972313802571817/856972320470990868/hearts_3.00.png

Draco Malfoy has: nimbus5000 BIG A brand-new, next-generation Nimbus 5000 broomstick. It doesn't seem to be working at the moment. @Minamitsu Murasa -- HEALTH: 3 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/856972313802571817/856972340334952507/hearts_3.00.png

@D. B. Cooper -- HEALTH: 3 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/856972313802571817/856972342042296320/hearts_3.00.png

Merlin moved to: tower

Ciel has: garlicc CLOTHING it's a clove of garlic, stuck to Ciel's collar. Ciel has: longsword BIG It's a heavy iron longsword. It takes two hands to use this and is a bit unwieldy. It has a 60% chance to hit someone for 1.5 hearts of damage. @Byakuren Hijiri -- HEALTH: 3 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/856972313802571817/856972342743400499/hearts_3.00.png

Wizard stayed here.

Beatrice moved to: tower

@The Lich -- HEALTH: 3 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/856972313802571817/856972343574396988/hearts_3.00.png

The Lich stayed here.

@Cameron -- HEALTH: 3 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/856972313802571817/856972344392286208/hearts_3.00.png

Mickey Mouse moved to: tower

Yu Narukami moved to: tower

The Lich [Brinelex Brine] BOT 22-Jun-21 08:02 PM

Duck.

Melia Antiqua [TehFriedWaffles] BOT 22-Jun-21 08:02 PM

Hello all

The Lich [Brinelex Brine] BOT 22-Jun-21 08:02 PM

You have failed to follow my instuctions.

Melia Antiqua [TehFriedWaffles] BOT 22-Jun-21 08:02 PM

Duck?

Oh Daffy

Draco Malfoy [Pablo Smith] BOT 22-Jun-21 08:03 PM

Is it even right to call him a duck?

No matter

The Lich [Brinelex Brine] BOT 22-Jun-21 08:04 PM

Consider yourself gone.

Draco Malfoy [Pablo Smith] BOT 22-Jun-21 08:05 PM

Do you plan on killing him?

The Lich [Brinelex Brine] BOT 22-Jun-21 08:06 PM

Not just him.

Draco Malfoy [Pablo Smith] BOT 22-Jun-21 08:08 PM

If you even think of harming me I'll kill you

Daffy Duck the Wizard [KnightSpecter] BOT 22-Jun-21 08:11 PM

Hey I told you I was getting the potion

Melia Antiqua [TehFriedWaffles] BOT 22-Jun-21 10:14 PM

why haven't you got the potion yet?

and what's so important about it

Daffy Duck the Wizard [KnightSpecter] BOT 22-Jun-21 11:46 PM

I'm going to use it to help me win the talent show.

(Btw I don't think I got given the item @Arch Mage)

The Librarian [Dirty Spaceman] BOT 22-Jun-21 11:49 PM

(Oh right I made it but forgot to give it out)

Daffy Duck the Wizard [KnightSpecter] BOT 22-Jun-21 11:50 PM

(np)

Melia Antiqua [TehFriedWaffles] BOT 23-Jun-21 04:20 AM

anyway, you need some preparation hm?

Daffy Duck the Wizard [KnightSpecter] BOT 23-Jun-21 01:10 PM

No, but I do have to draw this guy's circle

Which I can do now that I've bought the potion for later.

The Lich [Brinelex Brine] BOT 23-Jun-21 01:11 PM

It is too late.

The grimoire used for the ritual has vanished now.

Your lack of actions will have consequences.

Daffy Duck the Wizard [KnightSpecter] BOT 23-Jun-21 01:13 PM

Hmmm,

Want a potion?

The Lich [Brinelex Brine] BOT 23-Jun-21 01:14 PM

What are the effects of the potion you offer?

Daffy Duck the Wizard [KnightSpecter] BOT 23-Jun-21 01:15 PM

It makes your magic better (+5 to magic roll after use)

The Lich [Brinelex Brine] BOT 23-Jun-21 01:15 PM

This is not what I am looking for.

Daffy Duck the Wizard [KnightSpecter] BOT 23-Jun-21 01:17 PM

And what are you looking for?

The Lich [Brinelex Brine] BOT 23-Jun-21 01:18 PM

...

I refuse to pretend more.

I am looking for immense power so that I may extinguish all life.

Every light shall be annihilated.

It will inevitably happen no matter if I intervene or not.

I simply wish to accelerate such a process.

You have disappointed me, duck. You will be the first.

Soon, everyone will follow. Not a single light will be untouched.

Everywhere there will be doom.

Daffy Duck the Wizard [KnightSpecter] BOT 23-Jun-21 01:22 PM

Killing everyone sounds a bit difficult

Why not kill the judges first so you can give yourself a 10/10 on their judging forms

The Lich [Brinelex Brine] BOT 23-Jun-21 01:25 PM

The judges matter not.

Everyone will die.

The Librarian [Dirty Spaceman] BOT 23-Jun-21 02:01 PM

(Wait, why me specifically?)

(Seems rude.)

Melia Antiqua [TehFriedWaffles] BOT 23-Jun-21 02:19 PM

don't kill the monkey

he's innocent

Melia Antiqua [TehFriedWaffles] BOT 23-Jun-21 03:02 PM

i must ask you kindly not to kill anyone

Daffy Duck the Wizard [KnightSpecter] BOT 23-Jun-21 03:14 PM

I'm not sure if he's going honor that request

Melia Antiqua [TehFriedWaffles] BOT 23-Jun-21 03:31 PM

then i must do what i must

Daffy Duck the Wizard [KnightSpecter] BOT 23-Jun-21 03:32 PM

Are you going to protect me?

Please, I'm just an innocent wizard duck!

Melia Antiqua [TehFriedWaffles] BOT 23-Jun-21 03:38 PM

no i got something better

do whatever you want this phase

Daffy Duck the Wizard [KnightSpecter] BOT 23-Jun-21 03:44 PM

Oh? Very well then

Thanks

Kelsier [Cameron] BOT 23-Jun-21 03:58 PM

Oh hey, @Pirated Terraria? Do you still have stuff for sale?

I've got some vbucks burning a hole in my pocket

Wizard Terraria [404] BOT 23-Jun-21 04:03 PM

Of course! Anything here pique your interest? https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/856972313802571817/857274608754229268/image0.png

I also have a Book of Cursed Flames for sale for 5 G.

The Lich [Brinelex Brine] BOT 23-Jun-21 04:14 PM

@May Are you planning to do something to me?

Melia Antiqua [TehFriedWaffles] BOT 23-Jun-21 04:30 PM

if you plan on attacking, yeah

i am not going to hurt you

The Lich [Brinelex Brine] BOT 23-Jun-21 04:31 PM

What do you seek?

Melia Antiqua [TehFriedWaffles] BOT 23-Jun-21 04:34 PM

not for you to kill someone, ya see?

The Lich [Brinelex Brine] BOT 23-Jun-21 04:35 PM

...

What do you gain from preventing me in my quest?

Kelsier [Cameron] BOT 23-Jun-21 05:15 PM

@Pirated Terraria Can I ask what the bell and the harp are made from?

I'm not so much interested in the music as I am in the material...

Wizard Terraria [404] BOT 23-Jun-21 05:16 PM

They are both made of metal.

I recommend the harp if you’re only interested in the material, it is quite heavy.

Ciel [ZelRaat] BOT 23-Jun-21 05:25 PM

You should know that it's dangerous to deal with powerful undeads by yourself, @May. Are you sure you can do anything to it? https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/856972313802571817/857295322308673576/CEL_T09.png

Wizard Terraria [404] BOT 23-Jun-21 05:27 PM

What do you say @Cameron? Do we have a deal? If you need the currency exchanges please inquire!

Melia Antiqua [TehFriedWaffles] BOT 23-Jun-21 05:32 PM

yes, ive delt with undeads before

The Lich [Brinelex Brine] BOT 23-Jun-21 05:33 PM

I am no mere undead.

I am your doom.

Ciel [ZelRaat] BOT 23-Jun-21 05:36 PM

Melia-san, is that true?

Are you sure you're not confusing it with something else?

Kelsier [Cameron] BOT 23-Jun-21 05:38 PM

Sure, I'll take your harp.

Melia Antiqua [TehFriedWaffles] BOT 23-Jun-21 05:38 PM

Why are you up in arms all about it?

i can handle it myself

Kelsier [Cameron] BOT 23-Jun-21 05:38 PM

At the very least I can play us a song.

Ciel [ZelRaat] BOT 23-Jun-21 05:38 PM

... I believe you, it just seems like you're acting strange.

Melia Antiqua [TehFriedWaffles] BOT 23-Jun-21 05:38 PM

i don't need your help, but if you insist

Ciel [ZelRaat] BOT 23-Jun-21 05:40 PM

From what I know, you're some kind of princess from a faraway land. Being so prepare for combat is simply something I wasn't expecting out of a royal.

The Lich [Brinelex Brine] BOT 23-Jun-21 05:41 PM

Maybe you wish to go first.

Ciel [ZelRaat] BOT 23-Jun-21 05:42 PM

I suppose I'm just slightly worried for no reason.

Melia Antiqua [TehFriedWaffles] BOT 23-Jun-21 05:43 PM

Then you thought wrong Ciel

Ciel [ZelRaat] BOT 23-Jun-21 05:43 PM

I guess so.

Even so, if you ever feel like there's something wrong with you somehow, please take it easy and rest here.

The Lich [Brinelex Brine] BOT 23-Jun-21 05:45 PM

Yes. Rest here.

I will make you rest for eternity.

Aren't you tired?

Ciel [ZelRaat] BOT 23-Jun-21 05:46 PM

Camelot is a great place to stay at if you ever feel strange, like there's something wrong which makes you act differently from usual.

Good luck with dealing with that undead being, Melia Antiqua. I really hope you're not overestimating your abilities or something.

Otherwise, it'd probably end up badly for you and that duck. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/856972313802571817/857301488875339806/CEL_T12.png

Melia Antiqua [TehFriedWaffles] BOT 23-Jun-21 05:50 PM

duck?

oh yeah daffy

i don't care if someone gets hurt, as long as no one is killed

i'm sure someone here can some revival magic if it comes to that

Ciel [ZelRaat] BOT 23-Jun-21 05:54 PM

Do you mean that? That sounds the mark of a good ruler.

Melia Antiqua [TehFriedWaffles] BOT 23-Jun-21 05:55 PM

everyone is presumably competent in the type of magic they specialize in

for those who can't defend themselves must be protected

or those threatning to kill must be stopped

The Librarian [Dirty Spaceman] BOT 23-Jun-21 06:05 PM

LOCK

The Librarian [Dirty Spaceman] BOT 23-Jun-21 06:14 PM

Kelsier hands the Wizard two Golden Galleons, and receives a harp in return.

Then he shaves some bronze flakes from his candlestick into a vial, and downs it. He goes over to the shed and takes a look inside.

He emerges with a steel dagger!

The Librarian [Dirty Spaceman] BOT 23-Jun-21 06:28 PM

Meanwhile the Wizard yells: "If you have a lot of money come to Camelot and buy something from the Wizard Terraria!"

He isn't able to yell it that loudly, though.

Ciel's statement to Melia about staying in Camelot seems to have a strange effect on the princess.

Melia nods, agreeing that she will do so if she feels out of the ordinary.

Draco rummages around in the shed, and emerges with a shortsword.

The Librarian [Dirty Spaceman] BOT 23-Jun-21 06:44 PM

Then, having slunk off to the side, The Lich grins, and suddenly goes limp.

Daffy tenses himself in fear.

Melia prepares to use her Bolt Orb...

And throws it at Daffy!

He is immobilized!

...But lucky for him, nothing else comes at him.

Ellen concentrates on the portals.

MysteryBot BOT 23-Jun-21 07:08 PM

Draco Malfoy moved to: apartment

Daffy Duck stayed here.

Ellen moved to: tower

Wizard stayed here.

-----Phase 8----- CAMELOT You’re outside the ancient castle of King Arthur and his Knights of the Round Table! Or is it only a model? Either way, this legendary fortress has been set up as the hub of the Interdimensional Wizarding Expo. A stage has been built for the magic talent show, where each invitee can demonstrate their magic in full view of others. Aside from the imposing castle, there’s an antique-looking wooden shed off to the side. Four portals lead to the other main areas: the QUIDDITCH PITCH, the WHITE TOWER, the LIBRARY, and the APARTMENT.

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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/851159588358062120/854727177845211136/camelotstage.png

Tarhiel has: broom! BIG A fairly worn-down old Cleansweep Seven wizard's broomstick. It seems to be working now. It's not the most top-of-the-line hardware. @Miss Bec Trede -- HEALTH: 3 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/857321338264092682/857321342655004682/hearts_3.00.png

Kelsier stayed here.

@Pirated Terraria -- HEALTH: 3 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/857321338264092682/857321343996133396/hearts_3.00.png

@Vriska Serket -- HEALTH: 3 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/857321338264092682/857321344785842206/hearts_3.00.png

Ciel moved to: library

The Lich stayed here.

Melia moved to: apartment

Tarhiel [pizzie] BOT 23-Jun-21 07:09 PM

Alright, gonna do this this time

MysteryBot BOT 23-Jun-21 07:09 PM

@The Lich -- HEALTH: 3 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/857321338264092682/857321494820421642/hearts_3.00.png

@Cameron -- HEALTH: 3 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/857321338264092682/857321495888920606/hearts_3.00.png

Masked Man has: broom BIG A fairly worn-down old Cleansweep Seven wizard's broomstick. It doesn't seem to be working. @Claus -- HEALTH: 3 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/857321338264092682/857321496636424202/hearts_3.00.png

The Lich [Brinelex Brine] BOT 23-Jun-21 07:10 PM

You.

Masked one.

Have you found the wish-granting artefact?

Wizard Terraria [404] BOT 23-Jun-21 07:12 PM

the what

Masked Man [Cathode] BOT 23-Jun-21 07:31 PM

(No, but I know of it's location.)

(Should be easy to grab a hold of, but... it's that snitch - high up in the sky, in the Quidditch Field.)

(Apparently, it only opens for the touch of the person who first grabbed hold of it.)

(Can only wonder who that would be.)

(Apparently, there may be other ways to open it.)

(I could probably figure that out.)

Daffy Duck the Wizard [KnightSpecter] BOT 24-Jun-21 04:12 PM

Prepare to be amazed as I win the competition with the best magic trick you shall ever see!

Masked Man [Cathode] BOT 24-Jun-21 04:17 PM

(...)

The Masked Man supposes he has to at least try the talent show.

(I'll get up on the stage. Performing is enough for me - I'm not here to win.)

(...)

(Although, it would be nice.)

Tarhiel [pizzie] BOT 24-Jun-21 04:19 PM

This is either going to be laughable or the best performance you'll see today!

Wizard Terraria [404] BOT 24-Jun-21 05:13 PM

Anyone want to buy anything?

Masked Man [Cathode] BOT 24-Jun-21 05:19 PM

...hm.

Everyone can hear a small, guttural utterance from the Masked Man.

(Best not to try that again. Well... as I was going to say...)

(I'd like to buy one of those metal harps you mentioned last we spoke, wizard.)

(5 USD, correct?)

Wizard Terraria [404] BOT 24-Jun-21 05:21 PM

That would be correct... but unfortunately I just sold my last one to that Kelsier person.

Masked Man [Cathode] BOT 24-Jun-21 05:22 PM

(...well.)

(Do you have another bell that I could put to good use...?)

Wizard Terraria [404] BOT 24-Jun-21 05:24 PM

I believe I sold my last one of those as well, to you if I recall correctly.

Masked Man [Cathode] BOT 24-Jun-21 05:24 PM

(Hm. What other items do you have left?)

Wizard Terraria [404] BOT 24-Jun-21 05:24 PM

Everything here except the instruments and mana potions! https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/857321338264092682/857657572059775036/image0.png

I’ll also throw in a bonus to whoever buys something!

I’ll help you with your talent show performance.

Masked Man [Cathode] BOT 24-Jun-21 05:25 PM

(Interesting...)

(Someone else can have your aid, wizard. There's no item you have that I'm particularly interested in buying.)

Wizard Terraria [404] BOT 24-Jun-21 05:28 PM

Hrmm... well alright then.

Anyone else interested? You could literally just buy the dropper for 1 silver coin and receive my aid.

Tarhiel [pizzie] BOT 24-Jun-21 05:35 PM

Uhhh silver coin uhh

How much is that in tar valon gold??

The Librarian [Dirty Spaceman] BOT 24-Jun-21 06:36 PM

LOCK

The Wizard looks around to see if anyone is approaching him to buy goods, but unfortunately he gets no customers this time around.

In anticipation of this round's talent show, Kelsier breaks into the Orange Justice!

He does alright.

Tarhiel rolls his d20 for good luck. He shrugs at the result.

The Librarian [Dirty Spaceman] BOT 24-Jun-21 07:00 PM

Tarhiel, the Masked Man, the Wizard, Daffy Duck, and the Lich ascend the stage for the talent show.

MysteryBot BOT 24-Jun-21 08:05 PM

Tarhiel moved to: apartment

Merlin moved to: library

Masked Man moved to: pitch

The Lich moved to: pitch

Kelsier moved to: pitch

-----Phase 9----- CAMELOT You’re outside the ancient castle of King Arthur and his Knights of the Round Table! Or is it only a model? Either way, this legendary fortress has been set up as the hub of the Interdimensional Wizarding Expo. A stage has been built for the magic talent show, where each invitee can demonstrate their magic in full view of others. Aside from the imposing castle, there’s an antique-looking wooden shed off to the side. Four portals lead to the other main areas: the QUIDDITCH PITCH, the WHITE TOWER, the LIBRARY, and the APARTMENT.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/851159588358062120/854727177845211136/camelotstage.png

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MysteryBot BOT 24-Jun-21 08:05 PM

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MysteryBot BOT 24-Jun-21 08:05 PM

Mickey Mouse has: breastplate CLOTHING An iron breastplate! It provides a 1.5x modifier to your defense. Mickey Mouse has: shield BIG A medieval shield! It's pretty heavy, and takes one of your hands to carry. On the bright side, it gives you a 65% chance of reducing any damage taken by 0.5 hearts. @Business Rat -- HEALTH: 3 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/857697845951332412/857697852562472990/hearts_3.00.png

@Monkey Buccaneer -- HEALTH: 3 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/857697845951332412/857697853992075294/hearts_3.00.png

@Pirated Terraria -- HEALTH: 1.5 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/857697845951332412/857697854742855690/hearts_1.50.png

Wizard stayed here.

Daffy Duck stayed here.

@D. B. Cooper -- HEALTH: 1.5 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/857697845951332412/857697878762979338/hearts_1.50.png

Sorcerer Mickey [suds] BOT 24-Jun-21 08:05 PM

Where the hell are the judges

Yu Narukami [Maack] BOT 24-Jun-21 09:37 PM

(I'll be inactive for a couple hours)

Yu Narukami [Maack] BOT 25-Jun-21 01:34 AM

Woah, @D. B. Cooper you're looking like you're injured

You need some healing?

Wizard Terraria [404] BOT 25-Jun-21 01:35 AM

man

I see how it is

Yu Narukami [Maack] BOT 25-Jun-21 01:36 AM

I'll heal you next, buddy!

I promise

Daffy Duck the Wizard [KnightSpecter] BOT 25-Jun-21 01:38 AM

Yeah some healing would be nice

That Lich can't appreciate good magic when he sees it

Yu Narukami [Maack] BOT 25-Jun-21 01:38 AM

Huh?

Lich?

Who's what?

Who's that?*

Daffy Duck the Wizard [KnightSpecter] BOT 25-Jun-21 01:44 AM

The skeleton guy who threw fireballs everywhere

Surely you saw it

Yu Narukami [Maack] BOT 25-Jun-21 01:46 AM

Oh yeah!

I forgot about that.

But @Pirated Terraria I'll follow you, so I can heal you next phase.

Yu Narukami [Maack] BOT 25-Jun-21 04:45 AM

Before I heal you @D. B. Cooper , tell me about yourself.

Yu Narukami [Maack] BOT 25-Jun-21 03:05 PM

Daffy?

Uh

Wizard Terraria [404] BOT 25-Jun-21 03:29 PM

Must be asleep or something.

Anyone want to buy something?

Yu Narukami [Maack] BOT 25-Jun-21 03:52 PM

what's your selection again?

Wizard Terraria [404] BOT 25-Jun-21 03:55 PM

Here’s what I still have in stock https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/857697845951332412/857997469061218354/image0.png

Yu Narukami [Maack] BOT 25-Jun-21 03:59 PM

I have a steel short sword, it does .5 damage and has a 75% hit rate.

how much is that worth?

Daffy Duck the Wizard [KnightSpecter] BOT 25-Jun-21 04:00 PM

So what do you want to know about me?

Yu Narukami [Maack] BOT 25-Jun-21 04:01 PM

Just about you, where you come from.

Daffy Duck the Wizard [KnightSpecter] BOT 25-Jun-21 04:01 PM

Well

I am a mystical and powerful wizard and I can turn anything I do into an act of magic. Plus, I'm a licensed cosmetologist.

Yu Narukami [Maack] BOT 25-Jun-21 04:03 PM

how interesting!

Daffy Duck the Wizard [KnightSpecter] BOT 25-Jun-21 04:03 PM

And I live in a house with my friend Bugs in the suburbs.

Wizard Terraria [404] BOT 25-Jun-21 04:08 PM

how about 5 silver coins?

Wizard Terraria [404] BOT 25-Jun-21 05:33 PM

what do you say @Monkey Buccaneer, does that work for you?

Yu Narukami [Maack] BOT 25-Jun-21 05:48 PM

Hm, thought it would be more.

I'll give it to you next phase.

also, could you sweeten the deal when I heal you?

Next phase, I mean.

Wizard Terraria [404] BOT 25-Jun-21 05:50 PM

hrm... perhaps.

The Librarian [Dirty Spaceman] BOT 25-Jun-21 06:20 PM

LOCK

The Wizard pulls out a crystal ball for himself. Neat!

Then he goes over to the shed and takes a look around.

He emerges with a small, reinforced wooden buckler shield.

Yu summons Izanagi!

With the power of his Persona, he heals Daffy by 1 heart!

As for Daffy himself...

He sneaks up behind the idling Mickey, and sneaks something under the Mouse's wizard hat!

MysteryBot BOT 25-Jun-21 06:47 PM

Mickey Mouse stayed here.

Wizard stayed here.

Yu Narukami stayed here.

Daffy Duck moved to: tower

-----Phase 10----- CAMELOT You’re outside the ancient castle of King Arthur and his Knights of the Round Table! Or is it only a model? Either way, this legendary fortress has been set up as the hub of the Interdimensional Wizarding Expo. A stage has been built for the magic talent show, where each invitee can demonstrate their magic in full view of others. Aside from the imposing castle, there’s an antique-looking wooden shed off to the side. Four portals lead to the other main areas: the QUIDDITCH PITCH, the WHITE TOWER, the LIBRARY, and the APARTMENT.

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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/851159588358062120/854727177845211136/camelotstage.png

Mickey Mouse has: breastplate CLOTHING An iron breastplate! It provides a 1.5x modifier to your defense. Mickey Mouse has: shield BIG A medieval shield! It's pretty heavy, and takes one of your hands to carry. On the bright side, it gives you a 65% chance of reducing any damage taken by 0.5 hearts. @Business Rat -- HEALTH: 3 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/858041659307327519/858041661057138698/hearts_3.00.png

@Monkey Buccaneer -- HEALTH: 3 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/858041659307327519/858041662210441216/hearts_3.00.png

@Pirated Terraria -- HEALTH: 1.5 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/858041659307327519/858041663204360213/hearts_1.50.png

@Vriska Serket -- HEALTH: 3 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/858041659307327519/858041687183196180/hearts_3.00.png

Himiko has: table BIG A small, rectangular wooden table. @Himiko -- HEALTH: 3 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/858041659307327519/858041688151687188/hearts_3.00.png

Draco Malfoy has: nimbus5000 BIG A brand-new, next-generation Nimbus 5000 broomstick. It doesn't seem to be working at the moment. @Minamitsu Murasa -- HEALTH: 3 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/858041659307327519/858041688941264896/hearts_3.00.png

Tarhiel has: broom! BIG A fairly worn-down old Cleansweep Seven wizard's broomstick. It seems to be working now. It's not the most top-of-the-line hardware. @Miss Bec Trede -- HEALTH: 3 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/858041659307327519/858041689523617802/hearts_3.00.png

Ciel has: flameblade BIG It's an enchanted iron longsword! It has a 60% chance to hit someone for 1.5 hearts of damage, plus an extra 0.5 fire damage! Ciel has: garlicc CLOTHING it's a clove of garlic, stuck to Ciel's collar. @Byakuren Hijiri -- HEALTH: 3 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/858041659307327519/858041690207682560/hearts_3.00.png

Yu Narukami [Maack] BOT 25-Jun-21 06:52 PM

Hm.

Ciel [ZelRaat] BOT 25-Jun-21 06:52 PM

She's... not here?

Yu Narukami [Maack] BOT 25-Jun-21 06:52 PM

who is?

Ciel [ZelRaat] BOT 25-Jun-21 06:52 PM

Melia Antiqua.

Draco Malfoy [Pablo Smith] BOT 25-Jun-21 06:52 PM

Looking for someone?

Yu Narukami [Maack] BOT 25-Jun-21 06:52 PM

Oh?

okay

Ciel [ZelRaat] BOT 25-Jun-21 06:53 PM

Either she has broken through my suggestion, or she was not the one after all. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/858041659307327519/858042247161184296/CEL_T07A.png

Tarhiel [pizzie] BOT 25-Jun-21 06:53 PM

Are you some kind of practicioner of Illusion magic?

Yu Narukami [Maack] BOT 25-Jun-21 06:56 PM

What did you do to melia?

Ciel [ZelRaat] BOT 25-Jun-21 06:57 PM

When was the last time you've seen her? This is information of the upmost importance. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/858041659307327519/858043147908677632/CEL_T06A.png

Yu Narukami [Maack] BOT 25-Jun-21 06:57 PM

phase 4.

Merlin [girlthulhu] BOT 25-Jun-21 06:57 PM

Now now, what's the issue here?

What's the deal with Melia?

Ciel [ZelRaat] BOT 25-Jun-21 06:58 PM

I reviewed every single file, eliminated possibilities through investigating...

Yu Narukami [Maack] BOT 25-Jun-21 07:05 PM

Huh?

Ciel [ZelRaat] BOT 25-Jun-21 07:07 PM

Melia should be the only person here that can be an incarnation, and yet...

@Minamitsu Murasa, why are you here, in Camelot, right now?

Draco Malfoy [Pablo Smith] BOT 25-Jun-21 07:10 PM

...

I am feeling a bit... unwell at the moment

Himiko [Snowva] BOT 25-Jun-21 07:13 PM

... why don’t you just use some healing magic?

Yu Narukami [Maack] BOT 25-Jun-21 07:16 PM

@Pirated Terraria I'll heal you now, and I'll trade the sword for the coins

just tell me about yourself, first.

Ciel [ZelRaat] BOT 25-Jun-21 07:17 PM

Ah, I see. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/858041659307327519/858048234216095814/CEL_T09B.png

I'll treat you, Draco-sensei. You'll feel much better very soon. After all, isn't this the best place to stay at for your kind of illness? https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/858041659307327519/858049133553385522/CEL_T03.png

Draco Malfoy [Pablo Smith] BOT 25-Jun-21 07:34 PM

A part of me is saying I shouldn't accept that treatment

And I'm going to have to agree with that part

Ciel [ZelRaat] BOT 25-Jun-21 07:44 PM

Are you sure you want to do that? If nothing is done, you'll only be getting worse.

Don't you have two more talent shows to judge? You wouldn't want to miss on those, would you?

Draco Malfoy [Pablo Smith] BOT 25-Jun-21 07:45 PM

I'm content with that

I'll have you know me and HIM are in agreement with quite a lot after talking with him

Although everything does feel off right now

Oh and he also wanted you to know that he's disappointed that it took you this long to figure it out

Unfortunately for you, you're almost out of time

Ciel [ZelRaat] BOT 25-Jun-21 07:56 PM

There's no need for formalities anymore, then. You've already become Michael Roa Valdamjong, Draco Malfoy.

Yu Narukami [Maack] BOT 25-Jun-21 07:57 PM

Huh?

Draco Malfoy [Pablo Smith] BOT 25-Jun-21 08:00 PM

Not at all

In fact I still feel entirely like myself

Ciel [ZelRaat] BOT 25-Jun-21 08:00 PM

I'm curious, how did you manage to circumvent my eye's restriction earlier on despite the change being so advanced already?

Draco Malfoy [Pablo Smith] BOT 25-Jun-21 08:01 PM

I've only started the process recently

Any murderous intent, death threats or whatever were already pre-existing

Draco Malfoy? [Pablo Smith] BOT 25-Jun-21 08:02 PM

The perks of picking a sociopath as a host

I actually object to being called a sociopath

Tarhiel [pizzie] BOT 25-Jun-21 08:03 PM

By the nine! There's a psychopath on the loose!

Ciel [ZelRaat] BOT 25-Jun-21 08:08 PM

Draco-sensei, please listen to me. You may still feel "entirely like yourself" right now, but your willingness to welcome Roa's impulses into is only accelerating the rate at which you're being replaced. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/858041659307327519/858061017329696769/CEL_T06A.png

Faster than you can even realize, you'll be completely and thoroughly replaced.

Fight against that force inside of you, that personality called Roa. Even if it seems tempting, resist as long as you can while I work on treating you.

Draco Malfoy? [Pablo Smith] BOT 25-Jun-21 08:10 PM

And what exactly does that treatment entail

Ciel [ZelRaat] BOT 25-Jun-21 08:10 PM

If you can do that for me, it should all be over by the end of this talent show.

Draco Malfoy? [Pablo Smith] BOT 25-Jun-21 08:11 PM

Don't lie to me

Ciel [ZelRaat] BOT 25-Jun-21 08:11 PM

Here, give me a second...

Ciel ruffles her hands inside her pockets and pulls out an old dusty book, as well as a vial of a strange liquid.

Surely you've heard of exorcisms, have you, Draco Malfoy?

Draco Malfoy? [Pablo Smith] BOT 25-Jun-21 08:14 PM

Sure

Ciel [ZelRaat] BOT 25-Jun-21 08:18 PM

It's simple enough. Firstly, I'll pour some holy water onto you to weaken the bond between you and Roa, then I'll perform a purifying ceremony on that sword. The fire enchantment within it shall then be released and the emanating heat combined should normally be enough to send Roa's soul flying away. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/858041659307327519/858063592934342676/CEL_T04.png

How does that sound to you, Draco-sensei?

Draco Malfoy? [Pablo Smith] BOT 25-Jun-21 08:20 PM

No not at all

I'm not letting you do that

Excuse me that was him speaking just now but I've been promised so much power from letting him get away with this that I'm unsure

Sorcerer Mickey [suds] BOT 25-Jun-21 08:22 PM

Man I just wanted to go to didney worl and you guys pull this shit

Draco Malfoy? [Pablo Smith] BOT 25-Jun-21 08:22 PM

Silence rat

Sorcerer Mickey [suds] BOT 25-Jun-21 08:23 PM

Ay least I'm not possessed or whatever is going on with you

Draco Malfoy? [Pablo Smith] BOT 25-Jun-21 08:23 PM

I am not "possessing" him, he is my new host

You would have been a suitable host as well

Sorcerer Mickey [suds] BOT 25-Jun-21 08:24 PM

So you want Ciel to exercise you or do you not

Draco Malfoy? [Pablo Smith] BOT 25-Jun-21 08:24 PM

Although your magic skills are quite lacking

Ciel [ZelRaat] BOT 25-Jun-21 08:25 PM

Draco, there is one thing I must ask you to respect for the entirety of this ceremony. You must stand dead still until it is over. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/858041659307327519/858065270320660550/CEL_T07A.png

Do you think you can manage to do that?

Sorcerer Mickey [suds] BOT 25-Jun-21 08:25 PM

I'm flattered buy please don't touch me

Draco Malfoy? [Pablo Smith] BOT 25-Jun-21 08:25 PM

I haven't consented to anything yet

Sorcerer Mickey [suds] BOT 25-Jun-21 08:25 PM

Anyway this hosting junk do you want it to happen or do you not

Draco Malfoy? [Pablo Smith] BOT 25-Jun-21 08:26 PM

Excuse me?

Sorcerer Mickey [suds] BOT 25-Jun-21 08:26 PM

You said something was using you as a host?

Or was it the other way around

Draco Malfoy? [Pablo Smith] BOT 25-Jun-21 08:26 PM

Yes Draco is currently my host

Ciel [ZelRaat] BOT 25-Jun-21 08:26 PM

Roa is lying to you. He only wishes to acquire full control over your body.

Sorcerer Mickey [suds] BOT 25-Jun-21 08:27 PM

Who is roa does he know who ligma is

Ciel [ZelRaat] BOT 25-Jun-21 08:27 PM

You can feel it, don't you? The other person within you is slowly but surely growing.

... And the instant it becomes larger than you, there will be nothing left.

Your body will be taken over, and you'll soon after disappear completely.

Sorcerer Mickey [suds] BOT 25-Jun-21 08:28 PM

is roa good or bad @Minamitsu Murasa

Ciel [ZelRaat] BOT 25-Jun-21 08:29 PM

Everyone you've ever loved, too, they'll disappear. Their bodies will be sucked dry of blood by Roa.

Do you want that to happen?

Respond honestly.

Sorcerer Mickey [suds] BOT 25-Jun-21 08:30 PM

Based?

Draco Malfoy? [Pablo Smith] BOT 25-Jun-21 08:31 PM

...

No I suppose I wouldn't want that to happen

I care about my family deeply

Sorcerer Mickey [suds] BOT 25-Jun-21 08:33 PM

@Monkey Buccaneer can you help me out with the kingdom hearts thing

Ciel [ZelRaat] BOT 25-Jun-21 08:33 PM

If you care about truly care about your family like you say, then keep still and let me do my work while you can still control yourself.

Sorcerer Mickey [suds] BOT 25-Jun-21 08:33 PM

My partner dipped last second

Ciel [ZelRaat] BOT 25-Jun-21 08:33 PM

It'll be over quickly. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/858041659307327519/858067475597361192/CEL_T07A.png

Draco Malfoy? [Pablo Smith] BOT 25-Jun-21 08:34 PM

Ah yes the sigma stare

Very intimidating

The Librarian [Dirty Spaceman] BOT 25-Jun-21 08:36 PM

(LMAO)

Sorcerer Mickey [suds] BOT 25-Jun-21 08:36 PM

(LMAO)

Draco Malfoy? [Pablo Smith] BOT 25-Jun-21 08:37 PM

I'll need some time to think about what you've said

I still don't trust you

Sorcerer Mickey [suds] BOT 25-Jun-21 08:38 PM

So is roa man based or not I haven't been this confused In a long time

Draco Malfoy? [Pablo Smith] BOT 25-Jun-21 08:39 PM

I would say I am very "based" as the kids of this era say

Ciel [ZelRaat] BOT 25-Jun-21 08:41 PM

Not as "based" as curry, obviously.

Yu Narukami [Maack] BOT 25-Jun-21 09:05 PM

wha?

That sucks

Himiko [Snowva] BOT 25-Jun-21 09:14 PM

Nyeh... w-why does it feel like everyone already knows each other at this expo?

Yu Narukami [Maack] BOT 25-Jun-21 11:05 PM

@Business Rat what do you need?

and @Pirated Terraria tell me about yourself, before I heal you.

Tarhiel [pizzie] BOT 25-Jun-21 11:17 PM

Roa? I hardly know ya

Sorcerer Mickey [suds] BOT 25-Jun-21 11:40 PM

Anyone got a piece of paper or anything like that I can write on

Yu Narukami [Maack] BOT 25-Jun-21 11:53 PM

I gave mine to you, sorry.

Yu Narukami [Maack] BOT 26-Jun-21 02:52 PM

Wizard?

Wizard Terraria [404] BOT 26-Jun-21 04:02 PM

Me? I’m just a humble merchant! I’m too old to go out on my own adventures now, so I try to help new wizards start their journey. And of course, my first lesson is always that nothing is free!

I sell books if that works for you.

I really need to sell some things before the expo ends... if anyone wants anything here let me know! https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/858041659307327519/858363085025574922/image0.png

Sorcerer Mickey [suds] BOT 26-Jun-21 05:07 PM

So it costs 5 coins? @Pirated Terraria

Sorcerer Mickey [suds] BOT 26-Jun-21 05:18 PM

I have 3 can I get a discount

@Minamitsu Murasa I'll either help you get rid of roa or make sure he stays depending on what you want me to do but you'll need to sign a petition for me

Draco Malfoy? [Pablo Smith] BOT 26-Jun-21 05:20 PM

Is that all you can even do?

Ask people to sign things?

You're more cut out to be a mailman than a sorcerer

Sorcerer Mickey [suds] BOT 26-Jun-21 05:20 PM

At least I don't have 2 people inside me

Ciel [ZelRaat] BOT 26-Jun-21 05:20 PM

I doubt you have the qualifications to deal with powerful undead beings.

Draco Malfoy? [Pablo Smith] BOT 26-Jun-21 05:20 PM

Sorcerer Mickey [suds] BOT 26-Jun-21 05:21 PM

My mom said I can do anything I put my mind to

Draco Malfoy? [Pablo Smith] BOT 26-Jun-21 05:21 PM

Ciel [ZelRaat] BOT 26-Jun-21 05:21 PM

Please leave it to the professionals.

Anyhow, Draco Malfoy. Have you thought about it?

Draco Malfoy? [Pablo Smith] BOT 26-Jun-21 05:22 PM

Yes both of us have come to a conclusion

Sorcerer Mickey [suds] BOT 26-Jun-21 05:22 PM

You should flip a coin

Draco Malfoy? [Pablo Smith] BOT 26-Jun-21 05:22 PM

We both hate your guts

Sorcerer Mickey [suds] BOT 26-Jun-21 05:22 PM

It would be funny

Draco Malfoy? [Pablo Smith] BOT 26-Jun-21 05:23 PM

However on whether or not I stand still and let you get rid of him I'm still deciding

Sorcerer Mickey [suds] BOT 26-Jun-21 05:23 PM

Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed

Or maybe you both did?????

Draco Malfoy? [Pablo Smith] BOT 26-Jun-21 05:23 PM

The power he is promising is still very tempting but I'm don't want any harm to my family

I woke up quiet nicely today

Roa has been grumpy

Ciel [ZelRaat] BOT 26-Jun-21 05:24 PM

....

Sorcerer Mickey [suds] BOT 26-Jun-21 05:24 PM

Alright what is the thing you like doing the most

Draco Malfoy? [Pablo Smith] BOT 26-Jun-21 05:24 PM

Not signing petitions

Sorcerer Mickey [suds] BOT 26-Jun-21 05:25 PM

Besides that

Draco Malfoy? [Pablo Smith] BOT 26-Jun-21 05:25 PM

Making fun of poor children

Sorcerer Mickey [suds] BOT 26-Jun-21 05:25 PM

GOT IT

Draco Malfoy? [Pablo Smith] BOT 26-Jun-21 05:25 PM

Especially mudbloods

Sorcerer Mickey [suds] BOT 26-Jun-21 05:25 PM

WHERE ARE ALL THE POOR CHILDREN

DISNEY LAND

Ciel [ZelRaat] BOT 26-Jun-21 05:25 PM

You're trying to wait until the last possible instant to make a decision, are you? https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/858041659307327519/858382552610766888/CEL_T12.png

Draco Malfoy? [Pablo Smith] BOT 26-Jun-21 05:26 PM

You're asking a very big thing for me

Sorcerer Mickey [suds] BOT 26-Jun-21 05:26 PM

I'll sign away all my poor children and Disney land to your name if you just fucking sign the petition

Draco Malfoy? [Pablo Smith] BOT 26-Jun-21 05:26 PM

How many poor kids?

Sorcerer Mickey [suds] BOT 26-Jun-21 05:26 PM

How many do you want

Ciel [ZelRaat] BOT 26-Jun-21 05:26 PM

Clearly, you're lying about even having an ounce for care for your family then.

Draco Malfoy? [Pablo Smith] BOT 26-Jun-21 05:27 PM

I care deeply about my family

But mudbloods?

Ciel [ZelRaat] BOT 26-Jun-21 05:27 PM

If you truly loved them, you would reject this power which you won't even benefit from, then.

Draco Malfoy? [Pablo Smith] BOT 26-Jun-21 05:27 PM

Man, fuck mudbloods

Sorcerer Mickey [suds] BOT 26-Jun-21 05:28 PM

Anyway how many poor kids do you want

Draco Malfoy? [Pablo Smith] BOT 26-Jun-21 05:28 PM

How many you got is the question

Sorcerer Mickey [suds] BOT 26-Jun-21 05:28 PM

No the question Is how many you want

Draco Malfoy? [Pablo Smith] BOT 26-Jun-21 05:28 PM

I may have to report you to the Wizarding bureau for child trafficking depending on your answer

Sorcerer Mickey [suds] BOT 26-Jun-21 05:29 PM

Eh its happened before who cares

Wizard Terraria [404] BOT 26-Jun-21 05:29 PM

silver coins are 1/100th of a gold coin.

what currency do you possess?

Draco Malfoy? [Pablo Smith] BOT 26-Jun-21 05:29 PM

More than you'll ever make in your life by the looks of it

Wizard Terraria [404] BOT 26-Jun-21 05:30 PM

i said what not how much headass

Draco Malfoy? [Pablo Smith] BOT 26-Jun-21 05:31 PM

Irrelevant

Sorcerer Mickey [suds] BOT 26-Jun-21 05:31 PM

I've got 3 gold coins

And a lot of poor children

Draco Malfoy? [Pablo Smith] BOT 26-Jun-21 05:31 PM

Broke ass

Anyway made my decision

Sorcerer Mickey [suds] BOT 26-Jun-21 05:31 PM

TAKE THE KIDS MAN NOT THAT HARD

Wizard Terraria [404] BOT 26-Jun-21 05:32 PM

well, break your gold coin into a 100 silver coins and give me 15 and ill give you a book

Draco Malfoy? [Pablo Smith] BOT 26-Jun-21 05:32 PM

@Byakuren Hijiri Give me the treatment, doc

Sorcerer Mickey [suds] BOT 26-Jun-21 05:32 PM

But I'll need that tome book for the talent show

I can help with that yknow

if you just sign the thing

Wizard Terraria [404] BOT 26-Jun-21 05:36 PM

I can't really afford to do discounts...

hm... I know! You said you only have 3 gold coins, correct?

What if I give you 2 gold coins, and then you are buying it at full price!

Sorcerer Mickey [suds] BOT 26-Jun-21 05:38 PM

That's business for ya

Wizard Terraria [404] BOT 26-Jun-21 05:38 PM

I also have a Book of Cursed Flames Tome if you are interested

Sorcerer Mickey [suds] BOT 26-Jun-21 05:39 PM

Just give me something that looks flashy for the talent show

Wizard Terraria [404] BOT 26-Jun-21 05:40 PM

Then this tome should suffice!

I can sell another item this phase in addition to this tome if anyone else is interested.

Yu Narukami [Maack] BOT 26-Jun-21 05:52 PM

You are being healed wizard, just thank for it now

and @Business Rat what do you need me to do?

Wizard Terraria [404] BOT 26-Jun-21 05:53 PM

I will thank for it now!

Thanks!

Sorcerer Mickey [suds] BOT 26-Jun-21 05:53 PM

Ok I'll write into the tome and then you'll sign your name there

I'll then take the book back

Yu Narukami [Maack] BOT 26-Jun-21 05:53 PM

Hm

Sorcerer Mickey [suds] BOT 26-Jun-21 05:54 PM

@Minamitsu Murasa

Do you want to be in kingdom hearts

We can give the ability to run over mudbloods without consequences

Yu Narukami [Maack] BOT 26-Jun-21 05:55 PM

(just the fact of mickey mouse asking people to be in kingdom hearts is so threatening)

Wizard Terraria [404] BOT 26-Jun-21 05:56 PM

what is kingdom hurts?

Sorcerer Mickey [suds] BOT 26-Jun-21 05:56 PM

Just join the game

It's like smash bros but everyone hates it

Yu Narukami [Maack] BOT 26-Jun-21 05:57 PM

True!

Wizard Terraria [404] BOT 26-Jun-21 05:57 PM

what is smash bros

Sorcerer Mickey [suds] BOT 26-Jun-21 05:57 PM

Kingdom hearts but everyone likes it

Draco Malfoy? [Pablo Smith] BOT 26-Jun-21 05:58 PM

I don't think I could sign up for that without getting permission from Warner Bros.

Sorcerer Mickey [suds] BOT 26-Jun-21 05:58 PM

I own Warner bros.

Wizard Terraria [404] BOT 26-Jun-21 05:58 PM

Marvelous! I have learned absolutely nothing!

Draco Malfoy? [Pablo Smith] BOT 26-Jun-21 05:59 PM

Wait what

How do you own Warner Bros.

Wizard Terraria [404] BOT 26-Jun-21 06:00 PM

Oh dear, can I not say Marvel-ous... don't you own that too?

Sorcerer Mickey [suds] BOT 26-Jun-21 06:00 PM

I asked the duck to give me the company and he did

I asked as a joke and then it just happened

So you get infinite poor kids and the ability to be in anti mud blood propaganda

Draco Malfoy? [Pablo Smith] BOT 26-Jun-21 06:01 PM

Wouldn't you only get the Looney Tunes IP from a deal like that?

Sorcerer Mickey [suds] BOT 26-Jun-21 06:02 PM

Nope

Draco Malfoy? [Pablo Smith] BOT 26-Jun-21 06:02 PM

I uh

Huh

You're business practices are more cutthroat than I am

Sorcerer Mickey [suds] BOT 26-Jun-21 06:03 PM

How do you think I got starwars

Draco Malfoy? [Pablo Smith] BOT 26-Jun-21 06:03 PM

I commend your corporate greed rat

Once I am fully in control of this host I will save you for last

Business Rat [suds] BOT 26-Jun-21 06:04 PM

What

Does that mean you'll sign it or not

You can kill me later

Draco Malfoy? [Pablo Smith] BOT 26-Jun-21 06:04 PM

You misunderstand

You many own Warner Bros.

But that agreement has no power of me

Business Rat [suds] BOT 26-Jun-21 06:05 PM

sigh

I'm asking you not roa

Draco Malfoy? [Pablo Smith] BOT 26-Jun-21 06:06 PM

You're speaking to him right now

Business Rat [suds] BOT 26-Jun-21 06:06 PM

No I'm speaking to bofa

Draco Malfoy? [Pablo Smith] BOT 26-Jun-21 06:06 PM

While I'm here I'd like to object to what Malfoy said earlier I do not consent to getting this treatment

I object to that objection I would very much like tbe treatment

And I object to your objection about my objection

Business Rat [suds] BOT 26-Jun-21 06:07 PM

Oh God Disney has gone down hill

I'm about to smack the roa out of you my guy

Draco Malfoy? [Pablo Smith] BOT 26-Jun-21 06:09 PM

Regardless I am not letting you rip me out of this host Ciel

I am this close to fully gaining control

Business Rat [suds] BOT 26-Jun-21 06:10 PM

YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST NEED ONE OF YOU

ROA I WILL HELP YOU STAY IN CONTROL IF YOU JUST BE IN MY SHIT GAME

Draco Malfoy? [Pablo Smith] BOT 26-Jun-21 06:10 PM

I ACCEPT

I OBJECT

Business Rat [suds] BOT 26-Jun-21 06:11 PM

Alright

Draco

I'll help you stay in control

Roa I'll help you stay in control

Problem?

Draco Malfoy? [Pablo Smith] BOT 26-Jun-21 06:12 PM

Just keep that fool away from me

Business Rat [suds] BOT 26-Jun-21 06:12 PM

Which fool

Draco Malfoy? [Pablo Smith] BOT 26-Jun-21 06:12 PM

DO NOT LISTEN TO HIM

Ciel of course

Business Rat [suds] BOT 26-Jun-21 06:12 PM

OH MY GOD TAKE YOUR MEDS YOU FREAK

Just sign it man

Wizard Terraria [404] BOT 26-Jun-21 06:15 PM

https://tenor.com/view/jim-face-the-office-jim-stare-gif-7483786

Draco Malfoy? [Pablo Smith] BOT 26-Jun-21 06:16 PM

TRUE

Business Rat [suds] BOT 26-Jun-21 06:18 PM

Dude it's not hard

I'll give you 9 vbucks if you do

Tarhiel [pizzie] BOT 26-Jun-21 06:20 PM

By the nine! There's another psychopath on the loose!

Business Rat [suds] BOT 26-Jun-21 06:20 PM

Me or the racist

Whos the psycho here

Draco Malfoy? [Pablo Smith] BOT 26-Jun-21 06:23 PM

The one who has poor children locked in Disneyland

Business Rat [suds] BOT 26-Jun-21 06:23 PM

Children ready to be given to you

Draco Malfoy? [Pablo Smith] BOT 26-Jun-21 06:23 PM

Rat I will sign your devilish petition

If you ensure this fool Ciel doesn't harm me

Business Rat [suds] BOT 26-Jun-21 06:24 PM

Bet

Draco Malfoy? [Pablo Smith] BOT 26-Jun-21 06:24 PM

You will be spared as the two of us go through profitable business ventures together and eliminate the competition

Business Rat [suds] BOT 26-Jun-21 06:25 PM

I need to stop working with demons

I'll give you my shield

Ciel [ZelRaat] BOT 26-Jun-21 06:27 PM

@Business Rat You better not interfere with the ceremony in any way. Consider this a warning. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/858041659307327519/858398033150476298/CEL_T06A.png

Business Rat [suds] BOT 26-Jun-21 06:27 PM

You should warn bofa instead

They are a much bigger threat

Draco Malfoy? [Pablo Smith] BOT 26-Jun-21 06:28 PM

I agree mouse do not mess this up for me

I don't want any harm to my family

Hurry up and give me the shield rat

Once I'm fully in control the two of us will be set

Ciel [ZelRaat] BOT 26-Jun-21 06:30 PM

Be aware that ignoring my warning would not end well for you.

Business Rat [suds] BOT 26-Jun-21 06:30 PM

Ignore deez nuts

Ciel [ZelRaat] BOT 26-Jun-21 06:32 PM

I want you to be aware that your existence as an anthropomorphic being contradicts scripture. There is not official restrictions on what I can do to you.

Tarhiel [pizzie] BOT 26-Jun-21 06:32 PM

What am I? A side one-note NPC? What is even going on here??

Business Rat [suds] BOT 26-Jun-21 06:33 PM

Can I get your broom

I'd like it very much

Tarhiel [pizzie] BOT 26-Jun-21 06:33 PM

For how much?

Business Rat [suds] BOT 26-Jun-21 06:33 PM

Um

My undying loyalty

Tarhiel [pizzie] BOT 26-Jun-21 06:33 PM

Not very persuasive.

Business Rat [suds] BOT 26-Jun-21 06:34 PM

I'll give you a Disney land

Tarhiel [pizzie] BOT 26-Jun-21 06:34 PM

Land you say?

Business Rat [suds] BOT 26-Jun-21 06:34 PM

Yes

Does this sound good

Oh yeah merlin when I preform for the talent show you MUST act impressed

@Vriska Serket

Tarhiel [pizzie] BOT 26-Jun-21 06:35 PM

How many square meters?

Business Rat [suds] BOT 26-Jun-21 06:36 PM

How many do you want

Merlin [girlthulhu] BOT 26-Jun-21 06:36 PM

Hmm... that will depend on the quality of your performance, young rat!

Tarhiel [pizzie] BOT 26-Jun-21 06:36 PM

Hm.....

All this for a broom? are you sure?

Business Rat [suds] BOT 26-Jun-21 06:36 PM

Yes

Merlin you'll still say that regardless of our deal

Tarhiel [pizzie] BOT 26-Jun-21 06:37 PM

Im going to need you to fill out a magical deed saying i own part of this land.

Just to be sure

Business Rat [suds] BOT 26-Jun-21 06:37 PM

BRUH

Alright fine

Tarhiel [pizzie] BOT 26-Jun-21 06:38 PM

Ill hand it to you along with a quill, just sign at the end

Merlin [girlthulhu] BOT 26-Jun-21 06:38 PM

Our deal? What deal?

My dear rat, I have never signed any deal with you!

Business Rat [suds] BOT 26-Jun-21 06:38 PM

But you did

You also can't talk negatively about it

Merlin [girlthulhu] BOT 26-Jun-21 06:40 PM

Ah, I see... then it is something that has not happened for me yet.

Business Rat [suds] BOT 26-Jun-21 06:41 PM

What do you mean by this

Any way will you comply or no

Everytime you don't you lose part of your soul

Merlin [girlthulhu] BOT 26-Jun-21 06:48 PM

I am sorry, but I do not have to comply by anything I have not signed!

If you wanted to order me around, you should've done before you gave me the contract, not after! Bwahahahaha!

The Librarian [Dirty Spaceman] BOT 26-Jun-21 08:00 PM

LOCK

The Librarian [Dirty Spaceman] BOT 26-Jun-21 08:13 PM

The Wizard hands Mickey one of his Tar Valon gold coins.

With that and his three Camelot Gold coins, Mickey purchases a Spell Tome off the Wizard!

Mickey then writes something hurriedly onto one of his blank contracts, then hands it to Yu.

Not done doing business yet, Mickey then hands his buckler to Draco... or is it Roa?

Tarhiel hastily writes out something of his own upon one of his scrolls, then hands it to Mickey, alongside a quill and the broom he was carrying.

The Wizard produces a Music Box for himself.

Himiko searches around the outside and back of the shed.

Yu summons Izanagi!

Through the power of Persona, he calls: "Diarama!"

And heals the Wizard by 1 heart!

The Librarian [Dirty Spaceman] BOT 26-Jun-21 08:44 PM

The Wizard peers into his Crystal Ball, but he only gets a glance in after all the other stuff he did.

Tarhiel, Ciel and Draco find themselves upon the stage.

MysteryBot BOT 26-Jun-21 09:39 PM

Tarhiel stayed here.

Himiko moved to: pitch

Ciel stayed here.

Mickey Mouse stayed here.

Wizard stayed here.

-----Phase 11----- CAMELOT You’re outside the ancient castle of King Arthur and his Knights of the Round Table! Or is it only a model? Either way, this legendary fortress has been set up as the hub of the Interdimensional Wizarding Expo. A stage has been built for the magic talent show, where each invitee can demonstrate their magic in full view of others. Aside from the imposing castle, there’s an antique-looking wooden shed off to the side. Four portals lead to the other main areas: the QUIDDITCH PITCH, the WHITE TOWER, the LIBRARY, and the APARTMENT.

Original message was deleted or could not be loaded.

MysteryBot BOT 26-Jun-21 09:39 PM

Pinned a message.

MysteryBot BOT 26-Jun-21 09:39 PM

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/851159588358062120/854727177845211136/camelotstage.png

Mickey Mouse has: breastplate CLOTHING An iron breastplate! It provides a 1.5x modifier to your defense. Mickey Mouse has: broom! BIG A fairly worn-down old Cleansweep Seven wizard's broomstick. It seems to be working now. It's not the most top-of-the-line hardware. Mickey Mouse has: shield BIG A medieval shield! It's pretty heavy, and takes one of your hands to carry. On the bright side, it gives you a 65% chance of reducing any damage taken by 0.5 hearts. @Business Rat -- HEALTH: 3 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/858446306790604810/858446310188253184/hearts_3.00.png

Yu Narukami stayed here.

Draco Malfoy stayed here.

Merlin stayed here.

@Monkey Buccaneer -- HEALTH: 3 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/858446306790604810/858446439595900949/hearts_3.00.png

@Pirated Terraria -- HEALTH: 2.5 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/858446306790604810/858446440295956550/hearts_2.50.png

@The Dodo -- HEALTH: 0.5 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/858446306790604810/858446441084092416/hearts_0.50.png

@Vriska Serket -- HEALTH: 3 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/858446306790604810/858446441768550400/hearts_3.00.png

@D. B. Cooper -- HEALTH: 3 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/858446306790604810/858446442775838750/hearts_3.00.png

Battler has: broom BIG A fairly worn-down old Cleansweep Seven wizard's broomstick. It doesn't seem to be working. @Molly -- HEALTH: 2 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/858446306790604810/858446466753888256/hearts_2.00.png

@The Lich -- HEALTH: 0.75 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/858446306790604810/858446467990945823/hearts_0.75.png

@Cameron -- HEALTH: 0.5 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/858446306790604810/858446469296422912/hearts_0.50.png

Masked Man has: broom BIG A fairly worn-down old Cleansweep Seven wizard's broomstick. It doesn't seem to be working. @Claus -- HEALTH: 3 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/858446306790604810/858446470549471232/hearts_3.00.png

Melia has: flareorb CLOTHING it's a red magical orb, floating around Melia. @May -- HEALTH: 3 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/858446306790604810/858446471422410803/hearts_3.00.png

Draco Malfoy has: nimbus5000 BIG A brand-new, next-generation Nimbus 5000 broomstick. It doesn't seem to be working at the moment. @Minamitsu Murasa -- HEALTH: 1.5 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/858446306790604810/858446491323203614/hearts_1.50.png

Tarhiel has: broom! BIG A fairly worn-down old Cleansweep Seven wizard's broomstick. It seems to be working now. It's not the most top-of-the-line hardware. @Miss Bec Trede -- HEALTH: 3 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/858446306790604810/858446492121563136/hearts_3.00.png

Ciel has: garlicc CLOTHING it's a clove of garlic, stuck to Ciel's collar. Ciel has: holyblade BIG The holy, purified form of the enchanted longsword! It does 2 hearts of damage, or 3 hearts to an unholy entity like an undead, and has the power to render a reincarnated soul vulnerable to annihilation. @Byakuren Hijiri -- HEALTH: 3 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/858446306790604810/858446492901179432/hearts_3.00.png

The Lich [Brinelex Brine] BOT 26-Jun-21 09:40 PM

Death shall befall you all.

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 26-Jun-21 09:40 PM

oh my god there's so many people here

Hey Ciel

Claus [Cathode] BOT 26-Jun-21 09:40 PM

(Not today, Lich.)

Kelsier [Cameron] BOT 26-Jun-21 09:40 PM

Ugh... ow.

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 26-Jun-21 09:40 PM

Looks like you found the real one!

Claus [Cathode] BOT 26-Jun-21 09:40 PM

(I have the needle.)

The Lich [Brinelex Brine] BOT 26-Jun-21 09:40 PM

You are in possession of the needle, yes.

Ciel [ZelRaat] BOT 26-Jun-21 09:40 PM

A perfect block. Nothing less than expected from a pure-blooded wizard. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/858446306790604810/858446700837470268/CEL_T15.png

Merlin [girlthulhu] BOT 26-Jun-21 09:40 PM

Oh my, a lot of you are all bashed up!

Kelsier [Cameron] BOT 26-Jun-21 09:40 PM

Thanks for the save, Battler.

The Lich [Brinelex Brine] BOT 26-Jun-21 09:41 PM

You cannot wish for anything, however.

Merlin [girlthulhu] BOT 26-Jun-21 09:41 PM

Seems like a lot of stuff goes down soon...

Claus [Cathode] BOT 26-Jun-21 09:41 PM

(Ah, but... how do you know?)

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 26-Jun-21 09:41 PM

No problem

The Lich [Brinelex Brine] BOT 26-Jun-21 09:41 PM

You explained that you were not the first to touch it.

Melia Antiqua [TehFriedWaffles] BOT 26-Jun-21 09:41 PM

HELLO!

Ciel [ZelRaat] BOT 26-Jun-21 09:41 PM

.... Ushiromiya Battler, you have changed.

Claus [Cathode] BOT 26-Jun-21 09:41 PM

Claus shows the Lich the innards of the snitch.

The needle is clearly lodged in place.

Melia Antiqua [TehFriedWaffles] BOT 26-Jun-21 09:42 PM

BATTLER AND ELLEN

Claus [Cathode] BOT 26-Jun-21 09:42 PM

(All I need do is pull it out.)

The Lich [Brinelex Brine] BOT 26-Jun-21 09:42 PM

. . .

Melia Antiqua [TehFriedWaffles] BOT 26-Jun-21 09:42 PM

DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS TRACER DOES?

The Lich [Brinelex Brine] BOT 26-Jun-21 09:42 PM

I still have one trick up my sleeve.

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 26-Jun-21 09:42 PM

Yep! I did a body swap with Ellen!

Wizard Terraria [404] BOT 26-Jun-21 09:42 PM

isn't that the wish thing?

Ciel [ZelRaat] BOT 26-Jun-21 09:42 PM

I should've been more persuasive, then.

Claus [Cathode] BOT 26-Jun-21 09:42 PM

(Wish I could use... that trick.)

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 26-Jun-21 09:42 PM

Being a girl is pretty cool if I do say so myself

Ciel [ZelRaat] BOT 26-Jun-21 09:43 PM

I warned Ellen against attempting apocryphal spells of this sort.

Claus [Cathode] BOT 26-Jun-21 09:43 PM

(Ciel.)

(If this lich pulls this needle from the snitch...)

Merlin [girlthulhu] BOT 26-Jun-21 09:43 PM

There is a lot of powerful magic surrounding the lot of you...

Claus [Cathode] BOT 26-Jun-21 09:43 PM

(they will wish to kill everyone.)

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 26-Jun-21 09:43 PM

Claus

Yu Narukami [Maack] BOT 26-Jun-21 09:43 PM

Battler?

You look like Ellen!

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 26-Jun-21 09:43 PM

Yep

Yu Narukami [Maack] BOT 26-Jun-21 09:43 PM

What happen?

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 26-Jun-21 09:44 PM

I did a body swap with ellen

Yu Narukami [Maack] BOT 26-Jun-21 09:44 PM

Can you reverse it?

The Lich [Brinelex Brine] BOT 26-Jun-21 09:44 PM

Masked one. I believed that we would be able to collaborate at first. You seemed useful. I see now that I was misguided. The use of mortals is a dangerous one. You are blinded by your pitiful values that prevent you from achieving greatness.

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 26-Jun-21 09:44 PM

Yes

The Lich [Brinelex Brine] BOT 26-Jun-21 09:44 PM

Claus.

Claus [Cathode] BOT 26-Jun-21 09:44 PM

(...)

The Lich [Brinelex Brine] BOT 26-Jun-21 09:44 PM

You will know pain.

Claus [Cathode] BOT 26-Jun-21 09:44 PM

(. . .)

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 26-Jun-21 09:44 PM

We could swap back whenever really

Yu Narukami [Maack] BOT 26-Jun-21 09:44 PM

Ah.

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 26-Jun-21 09:44 PM

Claus if you give me the snitch I'll keep it away from them

Claus [Cathode] BOT 26-Jun-21 09:44 PM

For the first time in years, Claus speaks.

He coughs, but...

T-the power of love is unstoppable.

Melia Antiqua [TehFriedWaffles] BOT 26-Jun-21 09:45 PM

does anyone need someone to be lit on fire?

Claus [Cathode] BOT 26-Jun-21 09:45 PM

(...)

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 26-Jun-21 09:45 PM

Yes

The Lich [Brinelex Brine] BOT 26-Jun-21 09:45 PM

What.

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 26-Jun-21 09:45 PM

Light that old sack of rotting flesh and bones on fire so he'll leave us alone

The Lich [Brinelex Brine] BOT 26-Jun-21 09:45 PM

You dare say such miserable things..?

IN FRONT OF ME?

ARE YOU MAKING A FOOL OF ME?

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 26-Jun-21 09:46 PM

yes

Claus [Cathode] BOT 26-Jun-21 09:46 PM

Lich.

There are only two people in this world who can use the powerful PSI known as PK Love.

My brother Lucas...

and me.

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 26-Jun-21 09:46 PM

Why? What's wrong with it?

I feel perfectly fine!

Ciel [ZelRaat] BOT 26-Jun-21 09:47 PM

...I don't get it. Didn't you come here to prove magic isn't real? https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/858446306790604810/858448388780458005/CEL_T07C.png

Claus [Cathode] BOT 26-Jun-21 09:47 PM

And if it wasn't already clear...

Ciel [ZelRaat] BOT 26-Jun-21 09:47 PM

That sounds... counter-productive.

Claus [Cathode] BOT 26-Jun-21 09:47 PM

you were already a fool.

Merlin [girlthulhu] BOT 26-Jun-21 09:47 PM

hey, hey! why are we lighting other expo-goers on fire!

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 26-Jun-21 09:47 PM

well

I didn't think it would work

That's why I accepted it

Claus [Cathode] BOT 26-Jun-21 09:48 PM

You let in a mass-murderer to the expo.

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 26-Jun-21 09:48 PM

But it did, so...

Claus [Cathode] BOT 26-Jun-21 09:48 PM

What did you think was going to happen when everyone found out?

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 26-Jun-21 09:48 PM

claus

Claus [Cathode] BOT 26-Jun-21 09:48 PM

...

What.

Ciel [ZelRaat] BOT 26-Jun-21 09:48 PM

Make that two, although in their defense, it would've been impossible to know prior to today.

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 26-Jun-21 09:49 PM

if you're going to fight the lich, could you hand the snitch over to me so they don't manage to grab it

Draco Malfoy? [Pablo Smith] BOT 26-Jun-21 09:49 PM

What a day so far

Claus [Cathode] BOT 26-Jun-21 09:49 PM

...what? Why?

Draco Malfoy? [Pablo Smith] BOT 26-Jun-21 09:49 PM

Hope you all are enjoying the convention

Claus [Cathode] BOT 26-Jun-21 09:49 PM

What use could you possibly have for it?

Merlin [girlthulhu] BOT 26-Jun-21 09:49 PM

I must say, I haven't actually helped organise the expo yet...

Claus [Cathode] BOT 26-Jun-21 09:49 PM

I cannot trust you just on the word of keeping it safe.

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 26-Jun-21 09:49 PM

Removing the passive damage I take from being body swapped

Claus [Cathode] BOT 26-Jun-21 09:50 PM

Hm.

The formerly masked man thinks to himself.

It's going to be a no from me. I do have a way to heal others... but...

it uses up PSI.

The Lich [Brinelex Brine] BOT 26-Jun-21 09:51 PM

AHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAA!

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 26-Jun-21 09:52 PM

I don't want to just be healed, I want it removed entirely

From ellen as well

The Lich [Brinelex Brine] BOT 26-Jun-21 09:52 PM

YOU DARE SAY SUCH A PITIFUL THING!

Claus [Cathode] BOT 26-Jun-21 09:52 PM

For what reason?

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 26-Jun-21 09:52 PM

I think she's taking it

Claus [Cathode] BOT 26-Jun-21 09:52 PM

...

Ah.

I see.

Barely hanging on.

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 26-Jun-21 09:52 PM

I like this body

I guess if she wanted to switch back I would have to since it's not really my place to steal her own body from her

But like if she didn't care it would be nice to not take damage 24/7

The Lich [Brinelex Brine] BOT 26-Jun-21 09:53 PM

You are NOTHING compared to ME.

You are a child.

Claus [Cathode] BOT 26-Jun-21 09:53 PM

Nothing compared to nothing? Hm.

The Lich [Brinelex Brine] BOT 26-Jun-21 09:53 PM

You will see.

Ciel [ZelRaat] BOT 26-Jun-21 09:53 PM

Silence, undead one. I've dealt with dead apostles more fearsome than you. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/858446306790604810/858449960579891230/CEL_T16.png

The Lich [Brinelex Brine] BOT 26-Jun-21 09:53 PM

You will witness true power.

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 26-Jun-21 09:54 PM

(Witness THIS

)

Ciel [ZelRaat] BOT 26-Jun-21 09:54 PM

If there was not a more powerful threat around here, I would end your heresy in a single strike.

The Lich [Brinelex Brine] BOT 26-Jun-21 09:54 PM

Everyone will bow down, child. Your bodies will crumble. Your bones will be reduced to dust. Your self will be forgotten.

Claus [Cathode] BOT 26-Jun-21 09:55 PM

Hahahahahahahahaha...

Lich, I've told you so many times.

That's what makes you and I perfect enemies.

The Lich [Brinelex Brine] BOT 26-Jun-21 09:55 PM

And if I cannot end everyone here. You will, child.

Claus [Cathode] BOT 26-Jun-21 09:55 PM

I've died once. I can do it again.

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 26-Jun-21 09:55 PM

I think this lich guy is going senile

Merlin [girlthulhu] BOT 26-Jun-21 09:56 PM

Mx Lich, i must tell you - I have seen your future, and it is almost definite that you do not win

The Lich [Brinelex Brine] BOT 26-Jun-21 09:56 PM

It matters not if it takes a thousand years or the end of the universe.

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 26-Jun-21 09:56 PM

They've been repeating this everyone will die bullshit since I met them

The Lich [Brinelex Brine] BOT 26-Jun-21 09:56 PM

I will win.

Claus [Cathode] BOT 26-Jun-21 09:56 PM

Win what?

Merlin [girlthulhu] BOT 26-Jun-21 09:56 PM

And they keep spouting it until the end of the festival...

Claus [Cathode] BOT 26-Jun-21 09:56 PM

The self-satisfaction of victory?

Knowing that everyone is dead?

Wizard Terraria [404] BOT 26-Jun-21 09:57 PM

well one of you is a customer and the other is a lich bitch who hit me with a fireball so i know who im siding with

Claus [Cathode] BOT 26-Jun-21 09:57 PM

Is it a moral victory you're after? Because if so, I'm here to prove you wrong.

The Lich [Brinelex Brine] BOT 26-Jun-21 09:58 PM

Morality is nought but an invention of the mortal world.

Claus [Cathode] BOT 26-Jun-21 09:58 PM

I've asked this once already, but...

Claus coughs.

Please.

Explain to everyone here.

Why do you want this?

Draco Malfoy? [Pablo Smith] BOT 26-Jun-21 09:59 PM

Don't mind me, go ahead and take care of the Lich

I'll wait

The Lich [Brinelex Brine] BOT 26-Jun-21 09:59 PM

It is my purpose. It has always been, child. You mortals always question cosmic beings with nonsense when you do not even understand what you are yourself.

I know exactly what I am, child.

Claus [Cathode] BOT 26-Jun-21 09:59 PM

Yes, yes.

Death neverending. Cause the death of everything. Understood.

The Lich [Brinelex Brine] BOT 26-Jun-21 10:00 PM

And you, child. Why do you care about living, then?

Claus [Cathode] BOT 26-Jun-21 10:01 PM

Because I haven't really seen my family ever since I last died.

I want to love life and not go through it in a dull haze.

You go against everything I stand for - and if there's any way for me to prove that I love life and everything around me more than putting you six feet under - then I'd... probably still be doing this.

Because you're a monster.

The Lich [Brinelex Brine] BOT 26-Jun-21 10:03 PM

At least you understand this much, child.

I am the few that remain from before there was nothing.

Claus [Cathode] BOT 26-Jun-21 10:04 PM

Oh.

I remember the tales.

...

. . .

Claus begins to doubt himself. Can he really put down an eras long immortal...?

...does it matter?

And so what?

The Lich [Brinelex Brine] BOT 26-Jun-21 10:05 PM

You wield mental powers, don't you, child.

Claus [Cathode] BOT 26-Jun-21 10:05 PM

Yes, I do.

The Lich [Brinelex Brine] BOT 26-Jun-21 10:06 PM

Then I do hope your mind is prepared for what is to come.

You will suffer unimaginable pain.

Claus [Cathode] BOT 26-Jun-21 10:06 PM

I've never been prepared for anything more than I have been prepared for this day.

The Lich [Brinelex Brine] BOT 26-Jun-21 10:06 PM

Did you not say you were the leader of an army?

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 26-Jun-21 10:06 PM

Hey Lich, do you need to concentrate for whatever you're planning to do?

Claus [Cathode] BOT 26-Jun-21 10:06 PM

You will not just die, you will be removed from existence.

The Lich [Brinelex Brine] BOT 26-Jun-21 10:07 PM

I do not.

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 26-Jun-21 10:08 PM

Oh

The Lich [Brinelex Brine] BOT 26-Jun-21 10:08 PM

My body is simply a tool.

I have predicted that this tool will not survive this convention.

It matters not.

It will crumble like all of you.

Wizard Terraria [404] BOT 26-Jun-21 10:10 PM

Well, it is true that you are a tool.

And if anyone needs any tools to aid them, check my shop!

The Librarian [Dirty Spaceman] BOT 26-Jun-21 10:10 PM

(LMAO)

The Lich [Brinelex Brine] BOT 26-Jun-21 10:14 PM

The Lich sits down and falls silent like a deactivated automaton.

It waits.

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 26-Jun-21 10:15 PM

bitch

Claus [Cathode] BOT 26-Jun-21 10:15 PM

Claus stands off against the Lich.

So we wait.

Merlin [girlthulhu] BOT 26-Jun-21 10:20 PM

sigh I'll have to make sure that the previous expo doesn't include such rowdy performers

Wizard Terraria [404] BOT 26-Jun-21 10:21 PM

Can you time travel?

Merlin [girlthulhu] BOT 26-Jun-21 10:22 PM

I'm not moving through time any faster than you people are

Just... In a different direction

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 26-Jun-21 10:24 PM

Ah. Hahahaaaaah. Th-That hurt.

Beatrice [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 26-Jun-21 10:31 PM

ow https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/858446306790604810/858459506161221677/496.png

who thought it was a good idea to give thee death summon an ability that gives a powerful attack to everyone at random?

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 26-Jun-21 10:33 PM

'Tis ah... alright. I will survive. I must.

I don't suppose anyone would be willing to lend their body to me? I would certainly feel more secure.

Beatrice [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 26-Jun-21 10:35 PM

I'd offer to make a deal with you...but I'm rather satisfied at the moment

I've done everything I've set out to do here, i believe

Merlin [girlthulhu] BOT 26-Jun-21 10:35 PM

I'm afraid by doing so I may cause a time paradox

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 26-Jun-21 10:36 PM

P-please?

Beatrice [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 26-Jun-21 10:36 PM

actually hold on, would this mean...

I'd be inside Battler's body? https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/858446306790604810/858460885181399051/496.png

I might just need to take you up on this!

I need to think of an appropriate trade though, I don't do things like this for free

...Hm @The Dodo how long does the body swap last?

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 26-Jun-21 10:44 PM

As long as you wish it! You have a duel scheduled with battler, right?

Beatrice [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 26-Jun-21 10:45 PM

are those your terms? You'll allow me to be inside of my body as long as I wish? https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/858446306790604810/858463086482685982/496.png

Or erm

You inside of my body?

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 26-Jun-21 10:46 PM

I'm sure you'd do better with a strong and capable body as his, yes?

And yes, those are my terms. A simple swap!

Beatrice [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 26-Jun-21 10:47 PM

Very well. I agree to those terms

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 26-Jun-21 10:47 PM

Hehe, how fun! Thank you!

Beatrice [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 26-Jun-21 10:47 PM

I take it to switch back, I must consent?

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 26-Jun-21 10:48 PM

Nope! As lon as we're in the same area, either of us can make the decision to switch back at will!

There are basically no downsides! Isn't my magic great?

Beatrice [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 26-Jun-21 10:50 PM

...ok since that's the case I'll play niice

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 26-Jun-21 10:51 PM

Aww, thank you!

Beatrice [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 26-Jun-21 10:51 PM

do you want to be in Kingdom hearts? https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/858446306790604810/858464464528998410/496.png

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 26-Jun-21 10:51 PM

Wh-

What?

Beatrice [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 26-Jun-21 10:51 PM

I'll switch with you if you'll be in Kingdom hearts inside my body

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 26-Jun-21 10:52 PM

Beato, please don't do anything weird while you're inside my body

Beatrice [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 26-Jun-21 10:53 PM

Oh please, who do you take me for? I'm not a perv like you! https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/858446306790604810/858464913310613534/495.png

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 26-Jun-21 10:54 PM

Err, I'm not quite sure that is... Could you tell me a bit more about it?

Beatrice [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 26-Jun-21 10:54 PM

Well, think of it this way

Have you even been in a play?

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 26-Jun-21 10:54 PM

no

Beatrice [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 26-Jun-21 10:55 PM

...wait, I'm looking at this contract again

nevermind, this only needs the likeness of me...

I don't actually need to do anything

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 26-Jun-21 10:57 PM

I... I suppose that I'll agree if you help me with one more thing.

You see, I'd like to find a means to better showcase my abilities to the judges...

Beatrice [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 26-Jun-21 11:01 PM

Scratch what I asked about Kingdom hearts, that's not something you can help me with https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/858446306790604810/858466949091295242/496.png

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 26-Jun-21 11:01 PM

Ah... What does that mean for the deal?

Oh actually, I have an idea that could help both of us! You have a fight with Battler, right? I think I could craft an arena around you two....

I can also manipulate plants, so I'm sure it wouldn't be too hard to, say, have them circle around you to form a more proper arena for your duel!

Beatrice [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 26-Jun-21 11:10 PM

...I thought of a way I can use this to my advantage https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/858446306790604810/858469195485282314/496.png

I agree to the switch

@Molly we will have our final duel next phase. Shall we have it here?

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 26-Jun-21 11:15 PM

yes

Actually

hmm

Tarhiel [pizzie] BOT 26-Jun-21 11:16 PM

By the nine! What went on there!!

Draco's been inhabited by an otherworldy spirit! Why I thought I'd never see such a thing in my time!

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 26-Jun-21 11:19 PM

@AhmaykMontoya I'd like to do a couple blue truths now so I don't have to worry about you doing any body swapping shenanigans to sneak around questions

Tarhiel [pizzie] BOT 26-Jun-21 11:20 PM

Wait! Swapped bodies!!!

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 26-Jun-21 11:20 PM

First of which being

[The small mickey mouses head shaped wound branded in you was the injury that you got during the performance.]

Tarhiel [pizzie] BOT 26-Jun-21 11:20 PM

Oh what a mess this all is

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 26-Jun-21 11:20 PM

Dont care

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 26-Jun-21 11:20 PM

Yeah me and ellen did a body swap

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 26-Jun-21 11:21 PM

Hehe, yep!

Tarhiel [pizzie] BOT 26-Jun-21 11:21 PM

How extraordinary!!

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 26-Jun-21 11:22 PM

I think so too! Maybe that's reason for grading me a bit higher? Hehe...

Beatrice [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 26-Jun-21 11:22 PM

There's a WHAT on me? https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/858446306790604810/858472339007864892/496.png

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 26-Jun-21 11:22 PM

Wait what

Did you not know about that??

Beatrice [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 26-Jun-21 11:22 PM

No!!

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 26-Jun-21 11:23 PM

That's the thing I saw when I got real close to you

A while ago

Beatrice [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 26-Jun-21 11:23 PM

I have no idea what that is! https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/858446306790604810/858472654856126464/406.png

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 26-Jun-21 11:24 PM

Oh, Beatrice! Pardon me interrupting your breakdown, but how does this sound?

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 26-Jun-21 11:24 PM

...would a brand thing like it count as a physical injury?

hmm

It's probably something to do with the kingdom hearts thing you keep mentioning

Beatrice [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 26-Jun-21 11:27 PM

It has something to do with me agreeing to be in Kingdom hearts!

I didn't sign up for this!

It just sounded fun!

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 26-Jun-21 11:28 PM

Ahh, does it even matter? I'll be the one with the mark anyway after we switch, yes?

Beatrice [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 26-Jun-21 11:28 PM

You think I was going to agree to switch permenently?

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 26-Jun-21 11:28 PM

Coward

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 26-Jun-21 11:28 PM

Oh, my mistake. I suppose it is only temporary, yes.

Beatrice [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 26-Jun-21 11:29 PM

You're not lying, are you? You really saw that? https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/858446306790604810/858474087126401034/209.png

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 26-Jun-21 11:30 PM

Can you not see it yourself? I'd inspect it myself, but I'm quite occupied preparing our swap

Beatrice [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 26-Jun-21 11:30 PM

Where on my body was it?

Ciel [ZelRaat] BOT 26-Jun-21 11:32 PM

(why is this one sprite smaller)

Beatrice [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 26-Jun-21 11:32 PM

(clicked the wrong thng)

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 26-Jun-21 11:32 PM

(lol)

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 26-Jun-21 11:40 PM

Oh, and one more thing - Battler, would you mind protecting me? I'm going to be quite vulnerable during the swap, and I wouldn't want the lich or anyone else pulling any funny business.

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 26-Jun-21 11:42 PM

Why would I lie about something silly like that??

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 26-Jun-21 11:43 PM

Ciel... is also a bit worrying. I get the idea that she doesn't quite... Like my less than divine magic.

Ciel [ZelRaat] BOT 26-Jun-21 11:43 PM

I have more important things to worry about right now.

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 26-Jun-21 11:43 PM

Hey, there's nothing wrong with Ellens magic

Ciel [ZelRaat] BOT 26-Jun-21 11:44 PM

Besides, I only work for The Church.

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 26-Jun-21 11:44 PM

Why are you so worried about it?

Claus [Cathode] BOT 26-Jun-21 11:44 PM

(Fairly sure if the lich is after anyone, it'd be me.)

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 26-Jun-21 11:44 PM

T-thank you.

Beatrice [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 26-Jun-21 11:48 PM

@Molly you didn't answer my question, where on my body was it?

Are you sure you saw iit?

because from the info I know, that should be impossible!

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 26-Jun-21 11:53 PM

it doesn't say where on your body it was

If this isn't the injury you got as part of the performance, then, can you say that in red?

Beatrice [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 26-Jun-21 11:57 PM

-The mickey mouse brand in my body did not cause my injury during the performance.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/858446306790604810/858481188044668939/496.png

It's unrelated

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 27-Jun-21 12:22 AM

What's with that fancy text stuff you're doing?

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 27-Jun-21 01:17 AM

Here, let me try it!

The Lich is really annoying!

There, I call it a white truth!

It's maybe-probably true!

Claus [Cathode] BOT 27-Jun-21 01:33 AM

I guess this is what magic is...

Melia Antiqua [TehFriedWaffles] BOT 27-Jun-21 01:41 AM

i actually have a question for you all, i have a ter'angreal, it a tracer. it's been pointing towards battler or ellen

this tracer isn't very good

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 27-Jun-21 01:53 AM

Why is it pointing towards us

Is it because we did the body swap

Melia Antiqua [TehFriedWaffles] BOT 27-Jun-21 01:55 AM

i have no idea, Elaida gave it to me and told me "go figure out what this does"

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 27-Jun-21 02:02 AM

Huh. Go tell her it pointed to Draco Malfoy or something, I dunno

Melia Antiqua [TehFriedWaffles] BOT 27-Jun-21 02:08 AM

nothing gets past her

trust me

probably....

she was drinking before

there's that

Yu Narukami [Maack] BOT 27-Jun-21 02:18 AM

Hmmm

Hey, does anyone need help with anything?

Yu Narukami [Maack] BOT 27-Jun-21 02:27 AM

Actually, hwo needs healing?

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 27-Jun-21 02:28 AM

Heal ellen

She's at half a heart

Yu Narukami [Maack] BOT 27-Jun-21 02:28 AM

@The Dodo Is that good?

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 27-Jun-21 02:29 AM

Yes, I desperately need the healing, thank you.

Though, not to be paranoid, but I do still worry that someone might want to attack me.

Melia Antiqua [TehFriedWaffles] BOT 27-Jun-21 02:31 AM

if anyone needs to be set ablaze, i am right here

Yu Narukami [Maack] BOT 27-Jun-21 02:47 AM

also, ellen, tell me about yourself before I heal you.

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 27-Jun-21 02:50 AM

uhm, which myself?

Like, battler me?

Yu Narukami [Maack] BOT 27-Jun-21 03:09 AM

Yourself\

It's the whole shbang, y'know?

Yu Narukami [Maack] BOT 27-Jun-21 04:31 AM

Uh, Ellen.

I want to help you, but just tell me where you come from

it don't have to be a novel

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 27-Jun-21 04:50 AM

(srry, went offline for a bit)

Weeelll, that's a tough one.

I came from an old, impoverished family. Way back from a time before now. We didn't have any of the fancy gizmos or "computers" you guys have. Really, we just had ourselves and a nice old black cat.

Things... Well, things went downhill from there.

Maybe the cat was bad luck, maybe it was coincidence, but things... Fell apart, you see

Father... Hmm, well, I'm not sure he ever loved me, but he definitely didn't after things started getting rough at home.

At least mother tried to hide it. Keeping up the facade, pretending that I wasn't at fault for it all.

Oh, that's right! Silly me, I forgot to mention my curse! You see, from my very birth, I was cursed. It comes in the form of a disease that eats away at my body.

I'm worthless, you see. Unlovable.

So you see, it was only fair that mother understood. That accursed charade, pretending like everything is normal. That it was alright that nobody wanted to play with me because of my illness. That I was normal.

So you see, you see that I was justified in what I did. She hated me, just like the rest of them. She didn't love me. She couldn't have.

That's why it's ok.

It's ok that I took a knife.

It's ok that I pushed her over.

It's ok that I stabbed her, over and over again.

It's ok that I killed father too.

It's ok that I listened to the demon, with blood staining my blouse.

The demon. The cat. You see, he cares for me. He told me what to do. To kill them all.

I mean, what else could I do?

I slaughtered them all. Like the pigs father would butcher and eat.

Hehe, it's not that different, is it? I simply fed them. Their souls, to the demon.

He offered me hope. Light. And here I am, in the "flesh!" Hehe, how's that for a backstory?

Melia Antiqua [TehFriedWaffles] BOT 27-Jun-21 05:21 AM

what was the swapping of bodies for?

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 27-Jun-21 05:22 AM

It was a gift! From the demon! You didn't think he could cure a disease such as mine, did you?

Yu Narukami [Maack] BOT 27-Jun-21 05:23 AM

That works, pretty good if you ask me.

Melia Antiqua [TehFriedWaffles] BOT 27-Jun-21 05:23 AM

you know, instead of trading bodies, you could have just asked one of us to get rid of the curse

Yu Narukami [Maack] BOT 27-Jun-21 05:23 AM

That is true.

But you found your way!

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 27-Jun-21 05:24 AM

Hehe, wouldn't you think so? It's certainly more eventful than most of you people's, backstories, I'd bet!

Melia Antiqua [TehFriedWaffles] BOT 27-Jun-21 05:24 AM

i'm sure we would have been efficient enough to remove a curse

instead of trading battler a cursed body

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 27-Jun-21 05:25 AM

Hehe, good luck with that! I doubt any standard magic would be able to dispel it.

But hey, maybe you could save Battler! Not like I really care!

Melia Antiqua [TehFriedWaffles] BOT 27-Jun-21 05:34 AM

What the hell

you trade bodies with battler just to save yourself

You are a selfish maniac

You have all these people to here to help you and you use this kindness to your own selfish gains

Daffy Duck the Wizard [KnightSpecter] BOT 27-Jun-21 05:37 AM

Oh, so thats why you needed a new body

Man a lot of you people have issues

Yu Narukami [Maack] BOT 27-Jun-21 05:38 AM

(Man, I am glad I didn't switch)

Also Daffy, you never thanked me for the healing!

Daffy Duck the Wizard [KnightSpecter] BOT 27-Jun-21 05:38 AM

Oh yeah

Thank Yu

Yu Narukami [Maack] BOT 27-Jun-21 05:39 AM

No problem.

Daffy Duck the Wizard [KnightSpecter] BOT 27-Jun-21 05:39 AM

I can't believe I'm the only person who came to the Expo for business reasons.

Yu Narukami [Maack] BOT 27-Jun-21 05:39 AM

I came for friends

Daffy Duck the Wizard [KnightSpecter] BOT 27-Jun-21 05:40 AM

So, networking?

Tarhiel [pizzie] BOT 27-Jun-21 05:40 AM

I came to finally find a way to fly!!

I think i have

Melia Antiqua [TehFriedWaffles] BOT 27-Jun-21 05:40 AM

you want someone to throw you?

or is that not flying?

Tarhiel [pizzie] BOT 27-Jun-21 05:40 AM

Nay, that counts

Melia Antiqua [TehFriedWaffles] BOT 27-Jun-21 05:42 AM

i can't fly myself because my wings are too small, i would have gladly given you a lift for a short while if this wasn't the case

Daffy Duck the Wizard [KnightSpecter] BOT 27-Jun-21 05:44 AM

I can't fly, I don't have my pilots license yet

Still working on it

Melia Antiqua [TehFriedWaffles] BOT 27-Jun-21 05:44 AM

i think it's more of a diplomatic relationships kind of deal

Yu Narukami [Maack] BOT 27-Jun-21 05:48 AM

It's bonds.

and having then makes you a stronger person.

not "big muscle strong" but the other kind, the ones with the relationships you have with people.

(it's fine)

Tarhiel [pizzie] BOT 27-Jun-21 05:53 AM

Well I can see the advantage in raising your disposition with someone

Theyll sell you stuff for cheaper! haha!

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 27-Jun-21 12:59 PM

If I simply don't believe in the curse it can't hurt me

Melia Antiqua [TehFriedWaffles] BOT 27-Jun-21 01:00 PM

battler please

Claus [Cathode] BOT 27-Jun-21 01:02 PM

I came here for business reasons too, but after all of this... I'm definitely going to quit my job. Was already planning on it, but all this business with the Lich and vampires has made me double down on it.

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 27-Jun-21 01:04 PM

don't try to dispel it or something Melia

ill be fine!

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 27-Jun-21 01:33 PM

Wow, how brave! I'm impressed!

You all here, you're soooo cool! I wanna be friends with all of you! Hehehe...

Wizard Terraria [404] BOT 27-Jun-21 04:37 PM

can someone buy something

a dropper is 1/100th of a gold coin and you’d be doing me a huge favor by buying it https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/858446306790604810/858733096014184458/image0.jpg

Or anything else :)

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 27-Jun-21 04:39 PM

uhh

I can buy it if you give me some gold

Wizard Terraria [404] BOT 27-Jun-21 04:44 PM

Hmph... well.. uh...

...does anyone want to actually spend their own money first?

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 27-Jun-21 04:46 PM

no

Wizard Terraria [404] BOT 27-Jun-21 04:47 PM

buts it’s 0.01 of a gold coin

I’m sure someone could part with that without me having to... give them money to buy my own product.

Melia Antiqua [TehFriedWaffles] BOT 27-Jun-21 04:49 PM

does anyone need to be set ablaze?

Wizard Terraria [404] BOT 27-Jun-21 04:54 PM

No thanks

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 27-Jun-21 04:55 PM

You could light the lich on fire!

Melia Antiqua [TehFriedWaffles] BOT 27-Jun-21 04:56 PM

i'm honestly debating between that and lighting the stage on fire

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 27-Jun-21 04:56 PM

don't light the stage on fire.

Merlin [girlthulhu] BOT 27-Jun-21 05:03 PM

oh my please do not light the stage on fire

Business Rat [suds] BOT 27-Jun-21 05:07 PM

@Monkey Buccaneer I still do need proof you'll be in kingdom hearts since you didn't sign last phase

Melia Antiqua [TehFriedWaffles] BOT 27-Jun-21 05:07 PM

that was only a hypothetical

Yu Narukami [Maack] BOT 27-Jun-21 05:10 PM

Apologies, you forgot to mention it to me last phase, so I didn't do it.

Wizard Terraria [404] BOT 27-Jun-21 05:10 PM

Guess I might have to take you up on this since nobody wants anything...

I’ll give you a silver coin and you could buy the dropper

Yu Narukami [Maack] BOT 27-Jun-21 05:12 PM

I also do not have a pen @Business Rat

Ciel [ZelRaat] BOT 27-Jun-21 05:15 PM

Well, Roa. Aren't you going to attack me? @Minamitsu Murasa

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 27-Jun-21 05:15 PM

Hehe, alright! Do you think I could get a wizard hat with that? Obviously, I don't have money.

Wizard Terraria [404] BOT 27-Jun-21 05:15 PM

https://tenor.com/view/kanye-west-stare-staring-funny-gif-13590085

Yu Narukami [Maack] BOT 27-Jun-21 05:16 PM

You sound like a great business man.

Wizard Terraria [404] BOT 27-Jun-21 05:16 PM

sigh

Business Rat [suds] BOT 27-Jun-21 05:16 PM

Yeah I have something for ya

Draco Malfoy? [Pablo Smith] BOT 27-Jun-21 05:16 PM

Why wouldn't i?

Do I still need to sign whatever petition rat

Business Rat [suds] BOT 27-Jun-21 05:17 PM

No

Draco Malfoy? [Pablo Smith] BOT 27-Jun-21 05:17 PM

Good

Ciel [ZelRaat] BOT 27-Jun-21 05:17 PM

We both want this fight, don't we? And we both know that there's no sin if you reciprocate. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/858446306790604810/858742837951594526/CEL_T06C.png

Business Rat [suds] BOT 27-Jun-21 05:17 PM

Go kill people to your hearts content I guess

Wizard Terraria [404] BOT 27-Jun-21 05:17 PM

Ok. I’ll give you the hat. Just make sure to give me the money back.

Draco Malfoy? [Pablo Smith] BOT 27-Jun-21 05:17 PM

Yes of course

I can't wait to fully take control

Yu Narukami [Maack] BOT 27-Jun-21 05:18 PM

Mickey?

Uh

should I actually sign this?

Business Rat [suds] BOT 27-Jun-21 05:18 PM

It's just you agreeing to be in kingdom hearts

You can read it if your so scared

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 27-Jun-21 05:30 PM

what would you do if they decided to just not fight back

Ciel [ZelRaat] BOT 27-Jun-21 05:31 PM

That doesn't matter now, does it? Please stay out of this, Battler-kun.

Melia Antiqua [TehFriedWaffles] BOT 27-Jun-21 05:38 PM

going to light the shed on fire

feeling a little cold here

Yu Narukami [Maack] BOT 27-Jun-21 05:42 PM

uh?

why.

Business Rat [suds] BOT 27-Jun-21 05:48 PM

Oh yeah I'm giving you a pen yu

Yu Narukami [Maack] BOT 27-Jun-21 05:49 PM

alright

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 27-Jun-21 05:51 PM

Why would light the shed on fire

Instead of the Lich that wants to kill every single person here

Melia Antiqua [TehFriedWaffles] BOT 27-Jun-21 05:55 PM

but why me

Yu Narukami [Maack] BOT 27-Jun-21 05:56 PM

Ok

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 27-Jun-21 06:16 PM

Hey, I've made a deal with a devil... err, demon, and it worked out fine for me! What's the worst that could happen?

Ehehe, that's a bit of humor.

Yu Narukami [Maack] BOT 27-Jun-21 06:16 PM

death, possiblity.

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 27-Jun-21 06:16 PM

Hasn't stopped me!

Yu Narukami [Maack] BOT 27-Jun-21 06:16 PM

that's the spirit I like to see!

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 27-Jun-21 06:17 PM

Hey, my spirit's right here, in Battler's body. There's no way you can see it!

Yu Narukami [Maack] BOT 27-Jun-21 06:17 PM

It's a figurate of speech

Elaida [ThePopStarDude/Janne Sala] BOT 27-Jun-21 06:17 PM

(locking in like 2 nanoseconds)

Yu Narukami [Maack] BOT 27-Jun-21 06:18 PM

LOCK

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 27-Jun-21 06:18 PM

(bruh cringe)

Tarhiel [pizzie] BOT 27-Jun-21 06:18 PM

COCK

Yu Narukami [Maack] BOT 27-Jun-21 06:18 PM

SOCK

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 27-Jun-21 06:18 PM

DOCK

Draco Malfoy? [Pablo Smith] BOT 27-Jun-21 06:18 PM

Mario

Tarhiel [pizzie] BOT 27-Jun-21 06:18 PM

Wario

Claus [Cathode] BOT 27-Jun-21 06:18 PM

Barrel.

Yu Narukami [Maack] BOT 27-Jun-21 06:18 PM

no way

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 27-Jun-21 06:18 PM

can't believe this

Elaida [ThePopStarDude/Janne Sala] BOT 27-Jun-21 06:18 PM

yall need jesus

LOCK

Elaida [ThePopStarDude/Janne Sala] BOT 27-Jun-21 06:54 PM

Daffy goes over to to the edge of the stage, sits back and relaxes, enjoying the imminent hullabaloo like it's his favorite show starting up on TV.

Beatrice is running her hands around her body under her dress. Everyone is a bit weirded out.

The Librarian [Dirty Spaceman] BOT 27-Jun-21 06:57 PM

Ellen focuses on Beatrice, ready to swap bodies...

But Beatrice doesn't reciprocate! It seems she's too busy inspecting herself.

The Wizard takes out three Camelot Gold coins, and tries to do some kind of awkward sleight of hand "fumble" wherein he passes the coins to Ellen.

He then take out a nice Wizard Hat, ready to give it to her in exchange for the coins.

Unfortunately, Ellen is otherwise occupied, and does not buy the hat.

(She still has the coins.)

The Wizard then turns on his Music Box - it starts recording...

Elaida [ThePopStarDude/Janne Sala] BOT 27-Jun-21 07:02 PM

Merlin then remembers that there was some real carnage happening on stage right after these actions!

He jumps on stage, and straightens his arms out to defend the area.

...it doesn't seem to have any effect on anything.

Mickey writes something on a piece of paper, and goes over to Yu to give him the paper and the quill he was using.

The Librarian [Dirty Spaceman] BOT 27-Jun-21 07:06 PM

Yu summons his Persona, Izanagi, once again! He directs its power into healing Ellen. She seems to feel a lot better!

In fact, it seems like he got a bit more healing power out of his Persona than he even expected!

Elaida [ThePopStarDude/Janne Sala] BOT 27-Jun-21 07:08 PM

Feeling good about this, Yu signs the contract mickey gave him.

Wait, did he just get an exclusive deal to star in the next Avengers movie...?

Tarhiel takes a scroll and starts writing something real good on it.

His finger slips!

His whole arm slips!

His body is following an arc completely outside his control!

Before anyone knows it, Tarhiel has drawn a big specimen of male genitalia on the show floor!

Also, the quill breaks in two.

The Librarian [Dirty Spaceman] BOT 27-Jun-21 07:12 PM

Kelsier shaves some filings into a vial off of a small pewter object, and downs it!

After a moment, his muscles go taut, and his eyes narrow. He looks like he could be ready for anything.

Elaida [ThePopStarDude/Janne Sala] BOT 27-Jun-21 07:15 PM

Now.

Claus raises the golden snitch in front of his eyes.

This is it.

Claus pulls the needle from within!! https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/858446306790604810/858772694614409236/latest.png

Claus opens his mouth, ready to say out loud his wish...

The Librarian [Dirty Spaceman] BOT 27-Jun-21 07:16 PM

But then his eyes go hollow.

His pupils turn green and blue... the same as the eyes of the Lich, whose body stands to the side as if abandoned!

The Lich's body slumps to the ground.

Elaida [ThePopStarDude/Janne Sala] BOT 27-Jun-21 07:18 PM

The Lich opens Claus' mouth, ready to say out loud his wish...

Kelsier sprints to him, hand sweeping towards the needle!

The Lich moves Claus' leg up, and makes Kelsier trip and fall, dumbass!

They raise the needle up high!

"I wish for the

BATTLER JUMPS UP ON CLAUS' SHOULDERS!

He grabs the needle, while the Lich is also holding it!

THEIR GRASP IS EXACTLY THE SAME STRENGTH!!

"I wish for the death of all life in the universe, excluding me!" "I wish that all players in swapped bodies stop taking damage from being swapped!"

The Librarian [Dirty Spaceman] BOT 27-Jun-21 07:22 PM

...

The warded apartment door opens at the touch of its owner.

Harry Dresden steps back inside his home. He's a bit taken aback by the big portals in his living room, but then he remembers the Council forced him to volunteer his place for some Expo.

Sighing, tired after a long day out on the Chicago streets, he heads to his kitchen for a light snack.

He takes a look at his counter, searching for the box that will satisfy his appetite.

Cheerios...

Mini Wheats...

Raisin Bran...

But wait.

The one he's looking for is absent, an empty space in its place.

Harry frowns.

"WHERE THE HELL IS MY LIFE CEREAL?! https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/858446306790604810/858775905378762802/quaker-life-cereal-cinnamon.png

"What do you mean they're not selling it any more?"

"Well that's just typical," he grumbles.

"This is the last time I let other wizards into my house..."

Elaida [ThePopStarDude/Janne Sala] BOT 27-Jun-21 07:31 PM

Everyone seems to be examining their bodies, looking for signs of not being alive.

It looks like there's no need to call the doctor yet.

Battler seems to feel more comfortable in his new body too. Or her?

Well, that was nice. Everyone can go home now.

Oh wait, Melia just obfuscated the Lich's limp body, it's up in flames.

Immolated, if you will.

The Wizard also tries to help with a fireball, but it misses and bounces off, singing the stage a bit much to Merlin's dismay. Besides, not much to save from the body anymore.

But... where's the Lich going to go from Claus now?

Glad of her duty served to society, Melia summons an earthly-colored orb.

Everyone relaxes a little.

Surely, nothing else weird is going to happen?

The Librarian [Dirty Spaceman] BOT 27-Jun-21 07:38 PM

But as the dust settles, everyone seems to finally notice that something weird already happened.

The moment the needle was pulled, something changed...

Night falls over Camelot.

Elaida [ThePopStarDude/Janne Sala] BOT 27-Jun-21 07:39 PM

Claus, struggling behind the Lich's influence, recalls something.

As the final needle is pulled, not only is the wielder granted a wish...

...but a great and terrible monster is also awakened.

Michael Roa Valdamjong [Pablo Smith] BOT 27-Jun-21 07:41 PM

https://youtu.be/3YU13jwjI1c

Pablo Smith

The Roa Sigma Stare

While you lot were squabbling over what to do over that Lich I was finally able to gain control over this host

Truly an unwise decision

Ciel [ZelRaat] BOT 27-Jun-21 07:43 PM

Roa... You've got drip. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/858446306790604810/858779695083421706/CEL_T15.png

That won't change the outcome of this fight, however.

Michael Roa Valdamjong [Pablo Smith] BOT 27-Jun-21 07:45 PM

Indeed

Once I'm done with you, everyone else here is next

The Librarian [Dirty Spaceman] BOT 27-Jun-21 07:46 PM

Ciel garnishes her blade with holy water and garlic, and holds it at the ready, waiting for her adversary to strike.

At the same time, Roa brandishes his shortsword in a defensive stance.

The two circle each other, both daring the other to attack.

Elaida [ThePopStarDude/Janne Sala] BOT 27-Jun-21 07:47 PM

...

...but neither does.

Both Roa and Ciel are in a deadlock of waiting for the other one to attack.

...A deadlock, which takes this fight...

...to the very final hour.

Ding... dong.... ding... dong...

Oh, it's the sound of the vacant needle, falling on the show floor.

MysteryBot BOT 27-Jun-21 07:58 PM

Kelsier moved to: tower

Masked Man stayed here.

Daffy Duck stayed here.

Beatrice stayed here.

-----Phase 12----- CAMELOT You’re outside the ancient castle of King Arthur and his Knights of the Round Table! Or is it only a model? Either way, this legendary fortress has been set up as the hub of the Interdimensional Wizarding Expo. A stage has been built for the magic talent show, where each invitee can demonstrate their magic in full view of others. There's a giant penis drawn on the stage floor. Aside from the imposing castle, there’s an antique-looking wooden shed off to the side. An unrecognizable skeleton-like corpse is sprawled on the show floor. A needle lies on the show floor.

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MysteryBot BOT 27-Jun-21 07:58 PM

Pinned a message.

MysteryBot BOT 27-Jun-21 07:58 PM

Battler stayed here.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/851159588358062120/854727177845211136/camelotstage.png

Mickey Mouse has: breastplate CLOTHING An iron breastplate! It provides a 1.5x modifier to your defense. Mickey Mouse has: broom! BIG A fairly worn-down old Cleansweep Seven wizard's broomstick. It seems to be working now. It's not the most top-of-the-line hardware. Mickey Mouse has: shield BIG A medieval shield! It's pretty heavy, and takes one of your hands to carry. On the bright side, it gives you a 65% chance of reducing any damage taken by 0.5 hearts. @Business Rat -- HEALTH: 3 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/858783399564804096/858783401766813706/hearts_3.00.png

@AhmaykMontoya -- HEALTH: 1.5 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/858783399564804096/858783402378264606/hearts_1.50.png

@Monkey Buccaneer -- HEALTH: 3 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/858783399564804096/858783404480135218/hearts_3.00.png

Draco Malfoy stayed here.

Wizard stayed here.

Mickey Mouse stayed here.

Tarhiel stayed here.

Yu Narukami stayed here.

@Pirated Terraria -- HEALTH: 2.5 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/858783399564804096/858783428433412167/hearts_2.50.png

@The Dodo -- HEALTH: 2 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/858783399564804096/858783428988239892/hearts_2.00.png

@Vriska Serket -- HEALTH: 3 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/858783399564804096/858783429596676126/hearts_3.00.png

@Undyne -- HEALTH: 3 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/858783399564804096/858783430186893342/hearts_3.00.png

@King Harkinian -- HEALTH: 2.5 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/858783399564804096/858783430908706816/hearts_2.50.png

Melia stayed here.

Merlin stayed here.

Ciel stayed here.

Ellen stayed here.

The Lich stayed here.

@D. B. Cooper -- HEALTH: 3 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/858783399564804096/858783467738103869/hearts_3.00.png

Battler has: broom BIG A fairly worn-down old Cleansweep Seven wizard's broomstick. It doesn't seem to be working. @Molly -- HEALTH: 2 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/858783399564804096/858783468578275342/hearts_2.00.png

@The Lich -- HEALTH: 0 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/858783399564804096/858783469382402048/hearts_0.00.png

Masked Man has: broom BIG A fairly worn-down old Cleansweep Seven wizard's broomstick. It doesn't seem to be working. @Claus -- HEALTH: 3 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/858783399564804096/858783470352597022/hearts_3.00.png

Melia has: earthorb CLOTHING it's a rust-colored magical orb, circling around Melia. @May -- HEALTH: 3 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/858783399564804096/858783471006646312/hearts_3.00.png

Himiko has: table BIG A small, rectangular wooden table. @Himiko -- HEALTH: 3 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/858783399564804096/858783494728843324/hearts_3.00.png

Draco Malfoy has: nimbus5000 BIG A brand-new, next-generation Nimbus 5000 broomstick. It doesn't seem to be working at the moment. @Minamitsu Murasa -- HEALTH: 1.5 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/858783399564804096/858783495395737631/hearts_1.50.png

Tarhiel has: broom! BIG A fairly worn-down old Cleansweep Seven wizard's broomstick. It seems to be working now. It's not the most top-of-the-line hardware. @Miss Bec Trede -- HEALTH: 3 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/858783399564804096/858783496151629884/hearts_3.00.png

InstallShield Wizard has: broom BIG A fairly worn-down old Cleansweep Seven wizard's broomstick. It doesn't seem to be working. @Quagsipwerb -- HEALTH: 2.5 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/858783399564804096/858783497069789234/hearts_2.50.png

Ciel has: garlicc CLOTHING it's a clove of garlic, stuck to Ciel's collar. Ciel has: holyblade BIG The holy, purified form of the enchanted longsword! It does 2 hearts of damage, or 3 hearts to an unholy entity like an undead, and has the power to render a reincarnated soul vulnerable to annihilation. @Byakuren Hijiri -- HEALTH: 3 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/858783399564804096/858783498282074132/hearts_3.00.png

Ciel [ZelRaat] BOT 27-Jun-21 07:59 PM

... Why aren't you attacking? https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/858783399564804096/858783575553343488/CEL_T16.png

Claus [Cathode] BOT 27-Jun-21 07:59 PM

Claus blinks.

Ciel [ZelRaat] BOT 27-Jun-21 07:59 PM

Are you scared?

Claus [Cathode] BOT 27-Jun-21 07:59 PM

Blinks a few times.

Then...

He begins cackling at the top of his scratched lungs.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

OH... oh no, oh god.

Beatrice [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:00 PM

Did you put in a conditional attack? That's illegal!

Claus [Cathode] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:00 PM

Oh god.

i can still hear him..

i can still HEAR HIM

GET HIM OUT

GET HIM OUT

Claus starts scratching at his head like a madman

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:00 PM

hmmm

Merlin [girlthulhu] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:01 PM

Dear god what have I arrived to

What on earth happens at this expo

Melia Antiqua [TehFriedWaffles] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:01 PM

I feel you merlin!

Wizard Terraria [404] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:02 PM

I watched the entire thing and I still have no clue!

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:02 PM

yeah..

Merlin [girlthulhu] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:02 PM

Well I guess I've got a lot to look forward to

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:02 PM

I hope that needle can't be used twice

Claus [Cathode] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:02 PM

oh god... please kill me

Claus cowers.

Michael Roa Valdamjong [Pablo Smith] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:02 PM

Later

You'll die once I'm done with her

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:04 PM

Claus, I know you're not really in the best state for questioning right now

But can you get more than one wish from the needle?

InstallShield Wizard [Superb] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:04 PM

@Claus Whoa, are you okay?

Claus [Cathode] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:04 PM

hahahahaha

Wizard Terraria [404] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:04 PM

Hey kid, you can’t die, you’re a customer!

InstallShield Wizard [Superb] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:04 PM

What happened?!

Claus [Cathode] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:04 PM

hahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa

The Lich is INSIDE MY HEAD.

HE'S NOT DEAD

Beatrice [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:04 PM

You have communications with the lich?

Wizard Terraria [404] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:04 PM

That’s cringe!

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:04 PM

oh

Claus [Cathode] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:04 PM

YES

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:04 PM

hm

don't answer that then

Michael Roa Valdamjong [Pablo Smith] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:05 PM

Interesting

Claus [Cathode] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:05 PM

Joelle, for what its worth i am very much not ok right now

Claus frowns.

Michael Roa Valdamjong [Pablo Smith] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:05 PM

He's doing the same stuff I usually do when I'm picking my hosts

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:05 PM

im going to assume they can transfer to someone elses head too

InstallShield Wizard [Superb] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:05 PM

Oh no! I'm sorry!

Michael Roa Valdamjong [Pablo Smith] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:05 PM

I commend him for his skillful use of magic

InstallShield Wizard [Superb] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:05 PM

You'll pull through, I know you will!

I believe in you!

Wizard Terraria [404] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:05 PM

Hey Michael do you have any money

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:06 PM

Alright

Michael Roa Valdamjong [Pablo Smith] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:06 PM

Money is meaningless to me

Wealth is where its at

Wizard Terraria [404] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:06 PM

what

Michael Roa Valdamjong [Pablo Smith] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:06 PM

As the saying goes "Act broke to stay rich"

Ciel [ZelRaat] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:06 PM

Truly, it's surprising how similar your methods are. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/858783399564804096/858785432401215518/CEL_T07C.png

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:06 PM

I have an idea

Claus [Cathode] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:06 PM

he needs to be transferred to someone else.

Michael Roa Valdamjong [Pablo Smith] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:06 PM

That's what the kids of this generation are saying

Elaida [ThePopStarDude/Janne Sala] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:07 PM

Blood and bloody ashes, what in the Light did I walk into?

Claus [Cathode] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:07 PM

Claus hyperventilates.

Elaida [ThePopStarDude/Janne Sala] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:07 PM

Is that Malfoy?

Ciel [ZelRaat] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:07 PM

You people go deal with your own possessing demon, I've got one to deal with myself.

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:07 PM

Someone needs to grab the needle and use their wish to erase the Lich

Beatrice [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:07 PM

The needle has multiple uses?

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:07 PM

I think so?

I mean, me and the Lich were both able to get our wish

Merlin [girlthulhu] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:07 PM

Elaida! Who on earth will we invite to this expo?

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:08 PM

So, I assume it has multiple uses

Michael Roa Valdamjong [Pablo Smith] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:08 PM

His body yes

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:08 PM

Unless it was just because we grabbed it at the same time??

Claus [Cathode] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:08 PM

My death does not matter.

Michael Roa Valdamjong [Pablo Smith] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:08 PM

However I am fully in control of him

Claus [Cathode] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:08 PM

I have just realized this.

Even if I die, he will live on.

Wizard Terraria [404] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:08 PM

@The Dodo why didn’t you go through with our trade?! Are you trying to scam me?

Claus [Cathode] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:08 PM

I am cursed with this immortal being in my head.

Oh, lord, please help me.

Business Rat [suds] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:08 PM

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

Merlin [girlthulhu] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:08 PM

Your guess is as good as mine

Ciel [ZelRaat] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:09 PM

@Business Rat This is your fault, by the way. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/858783399564804096/858786017754611742/CEL_T06C.png

Daffy Duck the Wizard [KnightSpecter] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:09 PM

I'm not entirely sure, but it is entertaining

Claus [Cathode] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:09 PM

nobody kill me. please nobody kill me. youll just bring him back

Business Rat [suds] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:09 PM

Sucks to suck

Claus [Cathode] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:09 PM

Claus clutches himself

Ciel [ZelRaat] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:09 PM

If you only you hadn't gifted Michael Roa Valdamjong that shield.

Michael Roa Valdamjong [Pablo Smith] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:09 PM

Do not talk ill to the rat

Daffy Duck the Wizard [KnightSpecter] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:09 PM

Hey Merchant of Terraria, do you sell popcorn?

Beatrice [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:09 PM

Great! We won't kill you then. Problem solved! https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/858783399564804096/858786186318708766/406.png

Michael Roa Valdamjong [Pablo Smith] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:09 PM

His greed and self interest is what allowed me to fully gain control

And for that he will be granted a painless death

Claus [Cathode] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:10 PM

You....

Elaida [ThePopStarDude/Janne Sala] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:10 PM

So Roa, will you judge the last talent show with us?

Michael Roa Valdamjong [Pablo Smith] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:10 PM

Of course

Claus [Cathode] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:10 PM

Claus takes a deep breath and punches himself in the face.

Merlin [girlthulhu] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:10 PM

sigh

Elaida [ThePopStarDude/Janne Sala] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:10 PM

Good. Breaking contract is the worst offense you could do.

Claus [Cathode] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:10 PM

You need to exorcise me.

Ciel [ZelRaat] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:10 PM

Not if I kill him first. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/858783399564804096/858786394600112188/CEL_T16.png

InstallShield Wizard [Superb] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:10 PM

W-who would want to kill you?!

Merlin [girlthulhu] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:10 PM

I might as well organise the last expo on my own

Claus [Cathode] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:10 PM

...

InstallShield Wizard [Superb] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:10 PM

Why are we killing people?!

Ciel [ZelRaat] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:10 PM

And for good, too.

Claus [Cathode] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:10 PM

I'm also willing to swap with someone's body.

Merlin [girlthulhu] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:10 PM

For the mess my colleagues seem to have made of this place

Claus [Cathode] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:10 PM

I...

I'm not sure I want to be in my own anymore.

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:11 PM

man

Elaida [ThePopStarDude/Janne Sala] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:11 PM

What's wrong with you, boy?

You seem like the boy Al'Thor.

Claus [Cathode] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:11 PM

The Lich is in my head.

Business Rat [suds] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:11 PM

@AhmaykMontoya have you agreed to be in kingdom hell yet or did you fail a while ago

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:11 PM

why doesn't someone just try to erase the lich permanently

Beatrice [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:11 PM

I don't have a pen

Ciel [ZelRaat] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:11 PM

That child, Claus, is already lost. It seems like you must destroy that Lich's soul for it to be stopped. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/858783399564804096/858786716445311006/CEL_T15.png

Elaida [ThePopStarDude/Janne Sala] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:11 PM

Well, Al'Thor supposedly has the Dragon in his head, and he's fine.

Claus [Cathode] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:11 PM

I TRIED, BUT HE POSSESSED ME.

Elaida [ThePopStarDude/Janne Sala] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:12 PM

You just need to make friends with the voices, boy!

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:12 PM

well can he possess someone AGAIN??

Claus [Cathode] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:12 PM

The voice wants to kill everyone here.

Elaida [ThePopStarDude/Janne Sala] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:12 PM

Unless the voice is a man. In which case you need to box his ears, spank him and birch him. Then place him in a box and keep him there.

Claus [Cathode] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:12 PM

The voice is definitely a man.

Ciel [ZelRaat] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:12 PM

... I have a plan.

Elaida [ThePopStarDude/Janne Sala] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:12 PM

I thought the Lich was neither a Sai'din or Saidar channeler.

Ciel [ZelRaat] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:13 PM

Grab the sword from Roa's body once I'm done with him. It should be able to deal with the Lich.

Merlin [girlthulhu] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:13 PM

A being as powerful as that simply must not care about gender

Claus [Cathode] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:13 PM

...I can't promise anything, but I'll try.

Ciel [ZelRaat] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:13 PM

I won't have need of it anymore once I'm done with the vampire.

Beatrice [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:13 PM

@Molly we also need to conclude our duel https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/858783399564804096/858787211981488128/496.png

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:14 PM

oh yeah

InstallShield Wizard [Superb] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:14 PM

What did I get myself into...

Elaida [ThePopStarDude/Janne Sala] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:14 PM

You are still battling him, child?

Beatrice [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:14 PM

I think we would both be very upset if it ended in a stalemate

Elaida [ThePopStarDude/Janne Sala] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:14 PM

Have neither of you had an edge over the other?

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:14 PM

We haven't done anything since the last phase we fought

Beatrice [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:14 PM

Yes mother, it's been dragging on

Elaida [ThePopStarDude/Janne Sala] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:14 PM

You need to dominate him! Tie him to a chair and remove your slipper, you know what to do!

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:14 PM

Beatrice [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:15 PM

Mother Battler is not Cinderella https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/858783399564804096/858787553850687518/495.png

Business Rat [suds] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:15 PM

You guys can do all your freaky stuff but leave me out of it

Elaida [ThePopStarDude/Janne Sala] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:15 PM

Cinderella was a pansy.

Business Rat [suds] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:15 PM

Based

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:15 PM

@The Dodo Hey did you care about getting this body back or can I just stay like this

Michael Roa Valdamjong [Pablo Smith] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:15 PM

You are watching the conclusion to at least 3 different storylines reach their end at the same time

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:15 PM

This is comfortable

Michael Roa Valdamjong [Pablo Smith] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:15 PM

Try not to get caught in the crossfire please

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:15 PM

especially now that i don't take damage every phase!

Business Rat [suds] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:15 PM

Or do who cares

InstallShield Wizard [Superb] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:15 PM

I've just been in the library!

Merlin [girlthulhu] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:16 PM

...it will be interesting tracking these threads back to their start

InstallShield Wizard [Superb] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:16 PM

There's a very friendly monkey there!

No, wait.

Elaida [ThePopStarDude/Janne Sala] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:16 PM

(battler and beatrice, roa and ciel, lich vs the world, claus and the needle, the talent show, yeah this is a bit of a wildfire)

Ciel [ZelRaat] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:16 PM

You out of all people being considerate? ... Is it because you can't suck a robot's blood?

InstallShield Wizard [Superb] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:16 PM

He's an ape.

Merlin [girlthulhu] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:16 PM

sigh at least it seems it will be fun to go back through this conference

InstallShield Wizard [Superb] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:16 PM

Dang it!

Michael Roa Valdamjong [Pablo Smith] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:16 PM

I've never killed a computer program before so I'm looking forward to doing so later after I'm done with Ciel

Merlin [girlthulhu] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:16 PM

I'll try not to give out any spoilers for this finale.

Beatrice [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:16 PM

You were taking damage each phase?

Why?

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:16 PM

From being body swapped

That's what my wish was for

Ellen was taking damage too

Beatrice [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:17 PM

Oh my, I see

Body dysphoria is real

Wizard Terraria [404] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:17 PM

Not unless you want popcorn made out of books

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:18 PM

I'll have to ask Ellen if they'll do the fancy points and stuff for me later

InstallShield Wizard [Superb] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:18 PM

I'd rather you not destroy the computer! It's been put to good use here!

Plus, I'm not sure the expo would like that.

Elaida [ThePopStarDude/Janne Sala] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:19 PM

Battler, would you join the Tower now?

InstallShield Wizard [Superb] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:19 PM

I guess we're not liable? Silver lining!

Himiko [Snowva] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:19 PM

Nyeh... w... what the heck happened here?!

Elaida [ThePopStarDude/Janne Sala] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:19 PM

As a woman, you would make for a fine Aes Sedai novice.

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:19 PM

maybe

My view on magic has been changed a lot from all this body swapping and wish needle stuff

I'll think about it

Beatrice [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:21 PM

hold on a minute https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/858783399564804096/858789091428663326/496.png

@Molly by the last phase we fought, do you mean phase 7?

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:21 PM

yeah

why?

I mean, I guess phase 11 counts too?

But there was only one red/blue there

Beatrice [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:22 PM

cackle cackle cackle!! https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/858783399564804096/858789321712074833/496.png

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:22 PM

I didn't count it as a battle

...Are you gonna say I contradicted myself now because I threw a single blue truth at you last phase

Beatrice [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:22 PM

- We definitley had 1 exchange on phase 11!

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:22 PM

god damnit beatrice

Elaida [ThePopStarDude/Janne Sala] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:22 PM

Great job, child!

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:23 PM

This is what we call "nitpicking"

You know what nitpicking is right?

Beatrice [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:23 PM

...took me long enough https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/858783399564804096/858789623111221298/496.png

Claus [Cathode] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:23 PM

A war appears to be going on in Claus' mind. He's sweating.

...I'm not giving up yet.

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:23 PM

If anything

It was more of a skirmish

Which is not the same as a battle

InstallShield Wizard [Superb] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:24 PM

You can do it!

Hang in there!

Beatrice [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:24 PM

Your exact words were "We haven't done anything since the last phase we fought"

That's clearly a contradiction

Elaida [ThePopStarDude/Janne Sala] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:25 PM

And technically, you were still engaged in a logic battle with battler.

Beatrice [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:25 PM

Besides, do you have any threads to continue exploriing?

Claus [Cathode] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:25 PM

...I'm hanging.

Elaida [ThePopStarDude/Janne Sala] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:26 PM

I think it's starting to soon be late for the boy... or girl... to toss out their blue theories for magical performances.

Beatrice [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:26 PM

If you're not totally stuck, I'd be willing to keep going regardless of my technical victory

Claus [Cathode] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:26 PM

...he just keeps on telling me that everything I'm going to do is hopeless.

Elaida [ThePopStarDude/Janne Sala] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:26 PM

Better start spouting them out soon, or you'll miss your chance!

InstallShield Wizard [Superb] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:26 PM

Well, he's wrong! It's never hopeless!

Claus [Cathode] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:26 PM

...

Claus smiles.

I think I got him to shut up.

Beatrice [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:27 PM

There are remedies for that you know

They're called antidepressants

Claus [Cathode] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:27 PM

I just have to exorcise him.

Haha, very funny.

InstallShield Wizard [Superb] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:28 PM

Hey, don't be rude, he's going through a lot, it seems...

Elaida [ThePopStarDude/Janne Sala] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:28 PM

If we were in my universe, the Red Ajah would just hunt you down and take care of you, boy.

That's what we do with insane men.

InstallShield Wizard [Superb] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:28 PM

W-what?

Elaida [ThePopStarDude/Janne Sala] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:29 PM

Pardon, insane men who channel the One Power.

Better hope your magic is not from the True Source, boy...

Ciel [ZelRaat] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:29 PM

That "Red Ajah" you're talking about reminds me a lot of The Church.

Claus [Cathode] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:29 PM

I had psychic preparations in place to take down the Lich, but...

he just barged right past them.

Possessed me like it was nothing.

InstallShield Wizard [Superb] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:29 PM

Jeez!

How strange!

Claus [Cathode] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:30 PM

Hopefully, Ciel's plan will work...

Elaida [ThePopStarDude/Janne Sala] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:31 PM

This seems like quite the congregation, too. Hopefully you people will have satisfying shows for the last talent performance!

Wizard Terraria [404] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:35 PM

And hopefully you’ll buy some stuff! https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/858783399564804096/858792648915812372/image0.jpg

Himiko [Snowva] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:36 PM

@Pirated Terraria W-would you be OK with participating in my final performance?

I’m still working on it and might need audience help.

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:37 PM

Good job winning through a petty contradiction!

Wizard Terraria [404] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:37 PM

I’ll help you if you buy literally anything even the dropper

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:38 PM

I don't really have much more to go off of anyways

Elaida [ThePopStarDude/Janne Sala] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:38 PM

Why don't you just ask the people who seem the most suspect?

Wizard Terraria [404] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:38 PM

1 silver coin is 1/100th of a gold coin by the way

Himiko [Snowva] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:38 PM

I-I’m not sure I can if I’m performing this phase...

Wizard Terraria [404] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:39 PM

Transferring items should take too long. You’ll have plenty of time for the performance!

Elaida [ThePopStarDude/Janne Sala] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:40 PM

(reminder that giving items and grabbing items are free actions as long as you don't compound multiple of them)

Wizard Terraria [404] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:41 PM

(what do you mean by compound multiple like do a lot)

Elaida [ThePopStarDude/Janne Sala] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:42 PM

(multiple give/take actions in the same action will make it not free anymore and starts to make your chances to do stuff worse)

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:43 PM

Tee hee. I appreciate the gold, it'll be useful when I start a new life in this body. I needed some funding to sell the whole upper-class vibe, you know!

Wizard Terraria [404] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:43 PM

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:44 PM

Already learning the ways of the rich

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:44 PM

I quite like this body of yours!

Merlin [girlthulhu] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:45 PM

Theft is a very upper-class action

Wizard Terraria [404] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:45 PM

I’m pretty sure I’m the only fucking merchant at this expo

Elaida [ThePopStarDude/Janne Sala] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:45 PM

Remember children, if the punishment for a crime is a fine, that punishment only exists for the lower class.

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:45 PM

Hey now, it's not my fault! Everyone knows you can't trust a witch!

Wizard Terraria [404] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:45 PM

Can I get a little bit of respect

Melia Antiqua [TehFriedWaffles] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:45 PM

what kind of world do you people live in?

are people that corrupt?

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:45 PM

We truly do live in a society

Elaida [ThePopStarDude/Janne Sala] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:45 PM

I suppose we are born in a world of strife.

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:46 PM

Alright!

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:47 PM

It's surprising that you're happy with mine.

You're not trying to be kind, are you?

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:48 PM

No, I like it

InstallShield Wizard [Superb] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:49 PM

You two seem like friends!

Wizard Terraria [404] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:49 PM

...

I only came here for one reason, and it’s why I sell these items in the first place. I want you younger wizards to succeed. You are the future of the craft after all.

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:51 PM

W-why? Why are you being nice?

I'm one of the bad guys! You're supposed to hate me!

...right?

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:52 PM

Eeh?

How are you a "bad guy"?

You've been really nice this whole time

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:53 PM

I'm a witch! I tricked you! I lied about the switch to escape my curse! I...

I killed them all...

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:54 PM

Was that curse thing why you took damage on the phase we did the body swap?

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:54 PM

nods

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:54 PM

And why I took damage every phase after the body swap?

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:54 PM

nods

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:54 PM

Well, my wish solved all that

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:55 PM

Wh-

I still tricked you!

Melia Antiqua [TehFriedWaffles] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:55 PM

What did i say Ellen! we've got the magic here!

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:55 PM

How... How can you forgive me so easily?

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:57 PM

Even if you did trick me, that doesn't change the fact that this body is a lot nicer and you've been nice for this whole expo

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 27-Jun-21 08:58 PM

Even if it was all a facade?

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 27-Jun-21 09:00 PM

I still wouldn't hate you

InstallShield Wizard [Superb] BOT 27-Jun-21 09:00 PM

It's only a facade if you want it to be!

Elaida [ThePopStarDude/Janne Sala] BOT 27-Jun-21 09:01 PM

Would you like us to refer to you as female from now on, Battler?

Or should I say, child?

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 27-Jun-21 09:01 PM

I... I need a moment to think.

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 27-Jun-21 09:01 PM

Yes

Elaida [ThePopStarDude/Janne Sala] BOT 27-Jun-21 09:01 PM

Very well.

But you will refer to me as mother also.

Wizard Terraria [404] BOT 27-Jun-21 09:02 PM

I want to be mad at you Ellen... but you made me realize something.

The reason I don’t give things away for free is so you young ones can learn that nothing in life comes easy.

I now realize that you have just taught the same lesson right back to me.

now just buy the god damn hat

Elaida [ThePopStarDude/Janne Sala] BOT 27-Jun-21 09:05 PM

Why don't you just ask people to put their savings together?

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 27-Jun-21 09:06 PM

I might be able to buy something from you

Actually maybe not

I was given uhh 9 ankh-morpork dollars a while ago

Melia Antiqua [TehFriedWaffles] BOT 27-Jun-21 09:06 PM

i have 15 USD

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 27-Jun-21 09:07 PM

But I'm not sure if I kept those after the body swap

Melia Antiqua [TehFriedWaffles] BOT 27-Jun-21 09:07 PM

i have no use for it

Wizard Terraria [404] BOT 27-Jun-21 09:07 PM

15 USD is equal to 3 gold coins.

Yu Narukami [Maack] BOT 27-Jun-21 09:08 PM

I have 15 USD aswell.

Beatrice [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 27-Jun-21 09:08 PM

lol money

Merlin [girlthulhu] BOT 27-Jun-21 09:08 PM

it appears i left my money in the future

Wizard Terraria [404] BOT 27-Jun-21 09:08 PM

9 ankh dollars are also equal to 3 gold coins.

Perhaps if one more person chips in you could afford a crystal ball together.

But that’s up to you folks, it’s your money.

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 27-Jun-21 09:11 PM

the hat is 3 gold coins right?

Wizard Terraria [404] BOT 27-Jun-21 09:11 PM

Correct!

Yu Narukami [Maack] BOT 27-Jun-21 09:11 PM

Hmm

I might want the hat...

Someone else can have it though l.

Daffy Duck the Wizard [KnightSpecter] BOT 27-Jun-21 09:12 PM

I already overpaid on a potion

Wizard Terraria [404] BOT 27-Jun-21 09:16 PM

Well, the hat is yours then. Just be aware it will make you feel a lot more wizardly!

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 27-Jun-21 09:17 PM

you can have it if you want, then

Wizard Terraria [404] BOT 27-Jun-21 09:17 PM

I can give you your money back if you want, duck

Daffy Duck the Wizard [KnightSpecter] BOT 27-Jun-21 09:21 PM

No it's fine,

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 27-Jun-21 09:21 PM

Hey wizard, is it a action to buy something from ya?

Daffy Duck the Wizard [KnightSpecter] BOT 27-Jun-21 09:21 PM

But if you need me to, I'll take the dropper from you since my gold coin would have covered that too

Merlin [girlthulhu] BOT 27-Jun-21 09:22 PM

..hm

i was expecting this whole thing to go a lot worse

i must say, i was judging this expo quite badly upon my entry

but it seems you have got it sorted out

Wizard Terraria [404] BOT 27-Jun-21 09:26 PM

I do not believe so. Either way, I’m reluctant to sell anything to you.

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 27-Jun-21 09:35 PM

That's only fair. Hehe.

Beatrice [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 27-Jun-21 09:55 PM

@Business Rat I read the contract you handed me. It's dumb, but I agree to it

If you hand me a pen I'll sign it

Yu Narukami [Maack] BOT 27-Jun-21 10:15 PM

should I give back the contract I signed? @Business Rat

Melia Antiqua [TehFriedWaffles] BOT 27-Jun-21 10:35 PM

@Undyne, i must inform you what this ter'angreal does, it points towards Ellen, this is what the tracer does.

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 27-Jun-21 10:42 PM

H-hey, @Byakuren Hijiri, how do you know your plan will work? It really sounds like the lich can't be destroyed... Only contained.

Ciel [ZelRaat] BOT 27-Jun-21 10:44 PM

This is a conceptual weapon infused with the most powerful of reincarnation rhetoric. Anything that attempts to cheat death by skipping from body to body should be affected by it.

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 27-Jun-21 10:44 PM

It sounds quite painful!

InstallShield Wizard [Superb] BOT 27-Jun-21 10:45 PM

He's a big guy!

Melia Antiqua [TehFriedWaffles] BOT 27-Jun-21 10:45 PM

For You

Ciel [ZelRaat] BOT 27-Jun-21 10:45 PM

You better be careful around it Ellen, it would most likely affect you too.

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 27-Jun-21 10:47 PM

Is that the case? You really think it could kill me?

Haha, Scary...

Elaida [ThePopStarDude/Janne Sala] BOT 27-Jun-21 10:53 PM

Child, Ellen did not exist in the Age of Legends!

It could not react to someone of this Age!

Melia Antiqua [TehFriedWaffles] BOT 27-Jun-21 10:55 PM

it must have been the curse placed upon ellen!

Elaida i have no idea what the Age of legends is

you say as it is common knowledge

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 27-Jun-21 11:13 PM

Ah, on a lighter note, I think I might want that hat after all, Mr. Wizard!

Tarhiel [pizzie] BOT 27-Jun-21 11:13 PM

By the nine! What the fuck!

Wizard Terraria [404] BOT 27-Jun-21 11:13 PM

Tarhiel [pizzie] BOT 27-Jun-21 11:14 PM

I literally just want to show off mine mad hops what the fuck is all of this??

I know I know to use a minor read-up spell you do not have to remind me just like

Damn

Elaida [ThePopStarDude/Janne Sala] BOT 27-Jun-21 11:16 PM

It was an age from long, long ago.

Therefore what it tracks should be from long, long ago too!

Claus [Cathode] BOT 27-Jun-21 11:17 PM

That godforsaken lich fucked everything up.

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 27-Jun-21 11:53 PM

@Undyne I've decided I would like to join the Tower after this, mother

Elaida [ThePopStarDude/Janne Sala] BOT 27-Jun-21 11:53 PM

So much for denying magic!

We'll have to see if you have the spark to channel Saidar, child.

Do you want me to search you for it?

Beatrice [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 27-Jun-21 11:55 PM

This is a development I was not expecting https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/858783399564804096/858842898170118154/496.png

Well, I'm happy for you then!

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 27-Jun-21 11:56 PM

Yes please

well, it's kinda hard to deny magic after everything that's happened here

Melia Antiqua [TehFriedWaffles] BOT 27-Jun-21 11:59 PM

~~battler can just say he doesn't believe in your magic~~

wait what did i just say

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 28-Jun-21 12:07 AM

Were you gonna join the tower too, Beato?

Beatrice [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 28-Jun-21 12:10 AM

Mother said I was too old for it https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/858783399564804096/858846688127352882/495.png

I'm not interested anyway. I'm happy with my current magic.

InstallShield Wizard [Superb] BOT 28-Jun-21 01:30 AM

What magic do you do?

Beatrice [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 28-Jun-21 01:36 AM

I'm an Endless Witch

On this gameboard I believe what I do is "Golden Magic"

InstallShield Wizard [Superb] BOT 28-Jun-21 01:38 AM

What's that? It sounds very interesting!

Beatrice [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 28-Jun-21 01:39 AM

In my own universe, I have power over life and death.

among other things

InstallShield Wizard [Superb] BOT 28-Jun-21 01:40 AM

Sheesh! You sound very powerful! Did you learn this power?

Beatrice [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 28-Jun-21 01:40 AM

Yes. It took a very long time

I am over 1000 years old

InstallShield Wizard [Superb] BOT 28-Jun-21 01:41 AM

Whooooaaaa! You don't show it! You look great!

Beatrice [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 28-Jun-21 01:41 AM

Why thank you! https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/858783399564804096/858869762201354250/495.png

Aging is for squares

InstallShield Wizard [Superb] BOT 28-Jun-21 01:50 AM

You said it!

Words to live by!

Elaida [ThePopStarDude/Janne Sala] BOT 28-Jun-21 01:51 AM

Aes Sedai never tell their age.

Tarhiel [pizzie] BOT 28-Jun-21 01:56 AM

Immortality magic???

That's... ok that reminds me of chim but I don't think you have THAT kind of power right?

The Librarian [Dirty Spaceman] BOT 28-Jun-21 02:16 AM

Ook ook ooooook! [Well, I seem to have walked into quite a commotion here. It was much quieter in the library!]

Beatrice [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 28-Jun-21 02:16 AM

Ehhh? You were here this entire time?

InstallShield Wizard [Superb] BOT 28-Jun-21 02:16 AM

Librarian! Hey!

Thank you so much for the book!

Now I have to study! Hehe...

The Librarian [Dirty Spaceman] BOT 28-Jun-21 02:18 AM

Ook! [No problem!]

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 28-Jun-21 02:19 AM

S-so, Beatrice, you have power over life and death? I... Have some questions about my mortality. Depending on how things play out, m-maybe you could help me sort some things out about my mortality? Staying with you and Battler... Sounds nice...

Yu Narukami [Maack] BOT 28-Jun-21 02:30 AM

^

Elaida [ThePopStarDude/Janne Sala] BOT 28-Jun-21 02:31 AM

Oh great, the ape is here too.

InstallShield Wizard [Superb] BOT 28-Jun-21 02:31 AM

He's nice!

I like him a lot

Elaida [ThePopStarDude/Janne Sala] BOT 28-Jun-21 02:32 AM

I heard his library got an upgrade.

InstallShield Wizard [Superb] BOT 28-Jun-21 02:32 AM

Yup! We finally got this thing to work.

The Librarian [Dirty Spaceman] BOT 28-Jun-21 02:34 AM

Ook! [It's very helpful!]

Elaida [ThePopStarDude/Janne Sala] BOT 28-Jun-21 02:36 AM

Could have installed a new governmental program into Tar Valon instead...

The Librarian [Dirty Spaceman] BOT 28-Jun-21 02:38 AM

Ook ook... [Yes, I imagine that would have worked!]

InstallShield Wizard [Superb] BOT 28-Jun-21 02:38 AM

There's a time and place for everything, I'm sure we'll get around to it! Your license doesn't expire untilllll [sound of papers shuffling] 2 years from now!

Tarhiel [pizzie] BOT 28-Jun-21 02:39 AM

What did you even do huh? switchout the windows?

InstallShield Wizard [Superb] BOT 28-Jun-21 02:42 AM

Pfff, that's funny! But no, we just installed a program!

Claus [Cathode] BOT 28-Jun-21 02:43 AM

Nice to know you got that installed.

InstallShield Wizard [Superb] BOT 28-Jun-21 02:45 AM

Yeah!

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 28-Jun-21 02:47 AM

Congratulations!

Beatrice [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 28-Jun-21 02:49 AM

You will probably die someday

that's pretty much all there is to it

You can get around that with a little magic...but it's complicated

Tarhiel [pizzie] BOT 28-Jun-21 02:51 AM

oh let me guess

need life to extend life

that kind of deal? dont worry i know all about it

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 28-Jun-21 02:51 AM

I'm not sure where Beatrice is going after this, but you might be able to stay with me!

Tarhiel [pizzie] BOT 28-Jun-21 02:51 AM

no judgement either like i have friends who live forever by taking life from others like no biggie

Beatrice [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 28-Jun-21 02:53 AM

No I'm not voldemort or anything like that

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 28-Jun-21 02:53 AM

Living forever seems more like a curse than a blessing

Tarhiel [pizzie] BOT 28-Jun-21 02:53 AM

Pfft

can you believe this guy?

Beatrice [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 28-Jun-21 02:54 AM

You're not wrong https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/858783399564804096/858887946928521226/496.png

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 28-Jun-21 02:54 AM

I mean, it must get really boring after a while right?

Beatrice [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 28-Jun-21 02:54 AM

No doubt

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 28-Jun-21 03:08 AM

Hehe, you're telling me!

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 28-Jun-21 03:09 AM

Wait are you immortal too?

I thought you were like 14 or something

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 28-Jun-21 03:10 AM

Hey Battler, it may not feel it, but that body I gave you is... Well, more than a few hundred years old!

Tarhiel [pizzie] BOT 28-Jun-21 03:10 AM

oh my god its one of those things

of course its one of those things

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 28-Jun-21 03:11 AM

I really couldn't say eeexactly how old it is, especially with the time nonsense that got us all here in the first place

Tarhiel [pizzie] BOT 28-Jun-21 03:11 AM

lets invite the 100000 year old wizard who gave themselves the body of a 14 year old to the wizard expo it'll be fuckin great

I might have to go speak to the manager

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 28-Jun-21 03:12 AM

But I'd give it easily 300 years or so. Not that long, really.

Tarhiel [pizzie] BOT 28-Jun-21 03:12 AM

oh 300 alright

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 28-Jun-21 03:12 AM

HEY, I'M A WITCH!

Tarhiel [pizzie] BOT 28-Jun-21 03:12 AM

Eeeey eeeey chillax

its cool

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 28-Jun-21 03:13 AM

And I didn't "give myself" that body I simply... Well, stopped aging when I died for the first time.

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 28-Jun-21 03:13 AM

Witch is a way cooler word than wizard

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 28-Jun-21 03:13 AM

Hehe, of course you'd say that, Battler.

Though, I don't disagree...

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 28-Jun-21 03:16 AM

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 28-Jun-21 03:27 AM

Anyway, I don't think it's as simple as that. I've already died... More than once, I think. It's hard to say. I lose something each time I die. My memories, and, to some degree, emotions.

Beatrice [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 28-Jun-21 03:27 AM

You come from a different universe, right?

I'm not sure I can help you tne

I know a lot, but I don't know of how the world works outside of my collection of fragments

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 28-Jun-21 03:28 AM

Oh... I see...

I just wish... If nothing else, to end this cycle. I know if I died by normal means, that demon would just bring me back again, even more cruel than I was today.

I do... Regret my actions today, you know. Heh, haven't felt that emotion for a few hundred years.

Beatrice [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 28-Jun-21 03:33 AM

I have a feeling that you perceive yourself to be much more cruel than you really are https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/858783399564804096/858897822173888522/255.png

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 28-Jun-21 03:33 AM

Yeah, you really weren't cruel at all

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 28-Jun-21 03:33 AM

(have you played witches house)

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 28-Jun-21 03:34 AM

(no)

Beatrice [Ahmaykmewsik] BOT 28-Jun-21 03:34 AM

Witches have a bad rep for being cruel. It's because it's true https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/858783399564804096/858898093977632808/496.png

We are

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 28-Jun-21 03:34 AM

(that explains a lot lol)

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 28-Jun-21 03:34 AM

(i might sometime)

Beatrice would know a lot about cruelty

She's practically an expert at being as cruel as possible

I know from experience

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 28-Jun-21 03:35 AM

Is that true? Hehe, we might share a lot in common.

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 28-Jun-21 03:39 AM

Well, I don't think my wish would've stopped that demon thing you mentioned

Tarhiel [pizzie] BOT 28-Jun-21 03:39 AM

why be cruel when you could be neutral?

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 28-Jun-21 03:40 AM

Because being neutral is lame!

It's fun to be cruel! Maybe ruin someone's day!

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 28-Jun-21 03:40 AM

I think the Aes Sedai are really powerful though, maybe mother could help?

Tarhiel [pizzie] BOT 28-Jun-21 03:41 AM

how evil!

Elaida [ThePopStarDude/Janne Sala] BOT 28-Jun-21 03:46 AM

Help with what?

Michael Roa Valdamjong [Pablo Smith] BOT 28-Jun-21 03:48 AM

Hold on

There are other people who are immortal as well here?

Interesting

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 28-Jun-21 03:48 AM

Hey, isn't ciel gonna strike you down with that fancy blade of hers?

Doesn't sound like you're gonna be immortal for long

Michael Roa Valdamjong [Pablo Smith] BOT 28-Jun-21 03:50 AM

No I'll be fine

Elaida [ThePopStarDude/Janne Sala] BOT 28-Jun-21 03:50 AM

I once heard thar Cadsuane Sedai is over 300 years old.

Michael Roa Valdamjong [Pablo Smith] BOT 28-Jun-21 03:50 AM

Every time I'm struck down I find a new host to take over

This is somewhere around my 18th time doing this

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 28-Jun-21 03:51 AM

Ellen said they're stuck in a cycle of some sort, with a demon that revives them every time they die by normal means, and every time they're brought back to life they lose something like memories and stuff

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 28-Jun-21 03:52 AM

Huh. So it's not like her attack will be accomplishing much, would it be?

Elaida [ThePopStarDude/Janne Sala] BOT 28-Jun-21 03:52 AM

Sounds like she is just being woven back into the Pattern every now and then after dying. A perfectly healthy lifestyle!

The Wheel weaves as the Wheel wills.

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 28-Jun-21 03:53 AM

Well, I suppose I can volunteer my body for you to take over next. I doubt that having another demon in my head would make much of a difference.

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 28-Jun-21 03:53 AM

I don't mean to be rude, Mr. Vampire Man, but it sounds like you're really bad at this whole reincarnating thing

Elaida [ThePopStarDude/Janne Sala] BOT 28-Jun-21 03:54 AM

Picking the wool-headed Malfoy for a host was a terrible idea.

InstallShield Wizard [Superb] BOT 28-Jun-21 09:18 AM

Whoooaaa, from Harry Potter?!

Himiko [Snowva] BOT 28-Jun-21 12:51 PM

@Pirated Terraria If you're still available to, I can buy something from you so you can help with my performance!

Himiko [Snowva] BOT 28-Jun-21 02:37 PM

... A-actually would anyone else be able to help with my performance?

Maybe the Wizard will be busy selling his stuff...

Claus [Cathode] BOT 28-Jun-21 02:41 PM

...got my own issues to deal with. Sorry.

Himiko [Snowva] BOT 28-Jun-21 02:48 PM

Nyeh... I get it...

Wizard Terraria [404] BOT 28-Jun-21 03:12 PM

Sure! What can I get you from here https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/858783399564804096/859073799222460425/image0.jpg

Himiko [Snowva] BOT 28-Jun-21 03:13 PM

I'll just buy an empty dropper!

I won't need you to do anything craaaazy during the performance, I'll just need you to follow what I say.

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 28-Jun-21 03:15 PM

Oh

I wanted to buy the hat, would that stop you from being able to help?

Wizard Terraria [404] BOT 28-Jun-21 03:15 PM

Solid choice!

No, it should be fine.

Himiko [Snowva] BOT 28-Jun-21 03:17 PM

I believe it makes your chances to do everything else worse?

Maybe?

Or that you could only sell one item at once... I've forgotten... nyeh...

Wizard Terraria [404] BOT 28-Jun-21 03:18 PM

Hmm, well I’m a pretty experienced merchant so it shouldn’t effect much

I can sell multiple items this phase because the hat is already in my inventory. I took it out of my bag that has the rest of my stock in it already. I can only take one thing out of my bag per phase, not sell one item at once.

Himiko [Snowva] BOT 28-Jun-21 03:20 PM

Nyeh... okay...

Just please make sure you can help me out okay!!

Wizard Terraria [404] BOT 28-Jun-21 03:21 PM

Of course!

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 28-Jun-21 03:52 PM

Actually, I might not be able to get the hat after all

Yu Narukami [Maack] BOT 28-Jun-21 03:53 PM

uh @Business Rat do you need the contract back?

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 28-Jun-21 03:55 PM

Wait nevermind

@Monkey Buccaneer could you help me with my performance?

Yu Narukami [Maack] BOT 28-Jun-21 04:00 PM

I haven't done my performance yet.

so I cannot, I apologise.

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 28-Jun-21 04:02 PM

aw

Wizard Terraria [404] BOT 28-Jun-21 04:13 PM

And you’re still buying the hat yu, correct?

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 28-Jun-21 04:15 PM

I, err, might want the hat as well. If that's okay with you.

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 28-Jun-21 04:15 PM

hats are in high demand

Yu Narukami [Maack] BOT 28-Jun-21 04:18 PM

You can take the hat @The Dodo

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 28-Jun-21 04:18 PM

Melia Antiqua [TehFriedWaffles] BOT 28-Jun-21 04:41 PM

who needs money? i have some left

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 28-Jun-21 04:42 PM

Hehe, thanks!

Wizard Terraria [404] BOT 28-Jun-21 04:43 PM

Promise you’ll actually buy it this time? Or is yu paying for it

Ellen [[ori4thewin]] BOT 28-Jun-21 04:47 PM

I'll buy it, I'll buy it!

And you know a promise from a witch doesn't mean much at all.

Business Rat [suds] BOT 28-Jun-21 05:16 PM

(Sorry about being super inactive)

Wizard Terraria [404] BOT 28-Jun-21 05:20 PM

Well, alright then.

If you don’t need your money, do you mind adding something like “if Ellen doesn’t pay for the hat pay for it instead” to your action?

It’s not that I don’t trust you Ellen, but I need to make sure this transaction is completed.

Business Rat [suds] BOT 28-Jun-21 05:28 PM

@AhmaykMontoya @Monkey Buccaneer which one of you guys will sign my paper this phase also you can keep the marvel contract I don't want it

Anyway idk how ill preform and do the contract in the same phase could someone help me with it

Yu Narukami [Maack] BOT 28-Jun-21 05:34 PM

I signed it last phase

it applies for kingdom hearts and marvel

Business Rat [suds] BOT 28-Jun-21 05:35 PM

Oh really

So that means we're good right

Yu Narukami [Maack] BOT 28-Jun-21 05:36 PM

I think so?

Business Rat [suds] BOT 28-Jun-21 05:36 PM

Well if it was for kingdom hearts and marvel then that means it's just a little bit extra

Yu Narukami [Maack] BOT 28-Jun-21 05:37 PM

ye

I clearly got a good deal here

Business Rat [suds] BOT 28-Jun-21 05:37 PM

Alright so I'll stop all my dumb contract stuff for now

Yu Narukami [Maack] BOT 28-Jun-21 05:37 PM

(also I'm guessing one of us rolled high to get the marvel signing)

Business Rat [suds] BOT 28-Jun-21 05:38 PM

Yeah

Anyway can you help me in the talent show

Yu Narukami [Maack] BOT 28-Jun-21 05:38 PM

.

Business Rat [suds] BOT 28-Jun-21 05:38 PM

Oh

Yikes

Maybe we can preform together?

Yu Narukami [Maack] BOT 28-Jun-21 05:39 PM

Mine is more of a solo act.

Business Rat [suds] BOT 28-Jun-21 05:39 PM

Hmmm I see

Ciel [ZelRaat] BOT 28-Jun-21 05:39 PM

Ciel stares at @Minamitsu Murasa with concentration, watching every single move he does. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/858783399564804096/859110809103761408/CEL_T16.png

Well, I assume you don't want to fight, do you?

This festival won't last forever, but this deadlock can.

Has 800 years of meaningless reincarnations not tired you of waiting enough already?

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 28-Jun-21 06:00 PM

Lock time

Melia Antiqua [TehFriedWaffles] BOT 28-Jun-21 06:01 PM

LOCK

Ushiromiya Battler [AClowderOfCats] BOT 28-Jun-21 06:01 PM

COCK

Elaida [ThePopStarDude/Janne Sala] BOT 28-Jun-21 06:06 PM

LOCK

Elaida [ThePopStarDude/Janne Sala] BOT 28-Jun-21 06:40 PM

Daffy goes over near the stage and sits down.

Sits down on what? It looks like Daffy's in a comfortable armchair, though no chair is seen.

Himiko goes over to the Wizard, and she pays for an empty dropper. How useful.

The Wizard holds up a cool wizard hat. Who's gonna get it?

Melia and Ellen make a run for it!

Ellen is faster, and gets the wizard hat. Melia seems disappointed, and just uses her earthly orb to protect herself from what comes next.

Wizard puts down a music box to record the next bit.

Beatrice waits for Mickey to give her a pen, but the mouse never does. Sad!

Looks like she'll never be in Kingdom Hearts now.

Sounds from the tech support at The InstallShield Wizard can be heard.

Haaaaa........ YA!

Something small is heard rattling.

HOLY COW! I DID IT! The paperclip! I'm psychokinetic! I can't wait to tell Claus!

Mickey, Himiko, Battler, and Tarhiel climb on stage.

The Librarian [Dirty Spaceman] BOT 28-Jun-21 07:46 PM

By the way, before anyone went on stage, Ellen had put the wizard hat on Battler's head.

Elaida [ThePopStarDude/Janne Sala] BOT 28-Jun-21 10:54 PM

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